The sound of an unstoppable force of nature in the form of a certain blond meeting the immovable form of her raven-haired nemesis was louder than the nearby pedestrians believed it could be. Mamoru grunted as he fell and met the ground first coincidentally breaking the fall of the fair-headed pixie.
"I'm so sorry." Usagi began to apologize and then as she raised her head to look at the poor soul she now lay sprawled upon shrieked in outrage. "I should have known it would have been you." Usagi stood up quickly trying to put as much distance between her and the bane of her existence.
Mamoru stood up as gracefully as he could, "This has got to be karma," he said quietly as he looked down at the younger girl. "What a misfortune. I must have been a bad person in a previous life to rack up this much bad karma."
Usagi glared at him. "Karma, misfortune, do you really believe in all that?" Usagi sighed as she looked at Mamoru sadly, "I'll give you some words of wisdom, Mamoru-baka."
"You have words of wisdom? I highly doubt that." He snickered at the preposterous idea of Odango Atama having words of wisdom.
"Shut up and hear me out. Here is the rule to remember in the future, When anything tempts you to be bitter: not, "This is a misfortune" but "To bear this worthily is good fortune." The fact that you mention karma and you are supposed to be the logical and rational one really does show how irrational you can be." Usagi walked away leaving Mamoru behind her as she made her way towards her destination.
Mamoru's ran a hand through his hair and whispered, "Did she just quote Marcus Aurelius?"