Outside Zoo Clinic
0900 hours (9:00 A.M. Eastern Standard Time)
(Skipper's POV)
The Red Squirrel was holding a Bazooka, "Merry Red Christmas," He said.
"A Bazooka really?" I said.
"Time to go boom," The Red Squirrel said.
Rico hacked up his Bazooka and aimed it at the Squirrel, "Wanna go?"
"Yes," Red said aiming his Bazooka at Rico.
"So this is how you want to play it," Kowalski said aiming his Plasma Blaster at Red's Head.
"Don't even think about it," Hans said lowering his Laser gun at Kowalski.
"Think about this Hans," I said lowering a Plunger Crossbow loaded with a Fish.
"Don't get your feathers ruffled," Karl said lowering his laser gun at me.
"You won't fire not yet," Private said lowering a Crossbow at the Civet.
"Well this is awkward," Kowalski said, "We all pointing weapons at each other..."
"Is this how our lives end?" Kowalski said, "Rico will get blasted by a bazooka, Red will get a face full of plasma, Lasers will blow my brains out, Hans will choke on a fish, Skipper will get hit by lasers, Karl get impaled, and Private has high odds of surviving for once."
"Awkward," Private said.
"I will shot!" Red said.
"Wanna bet?" Rico said.
"So will I," Kowalski said the red dot of his laser sights hitting Red's forehead.
"Go right ahead Smart guy," Hans said.
"Look alive Hans," I said.
"I won't kill you. Yet," Karl said.
"I really sorry about this," Private getting Karl in his Cross-hair.
"Fine," Petunia said leaving the bushes and leveling her crossbow, "I'll help you!"
"Petunia the Possum," Karl said.
"Don't make me call in my drones," Petunia threatened.
"Somebody just shoot already!" Hans said.
"Kowalski I let you pick," Hans said.
He held up his laser gun, "Fire," he then points to the Freeze-ray cappuccino maker, "or ice?"
"Fire," Kowalski said cocking his weapon and bringing it closer to The Red Squirrel.
"Come on let's finish this already," The Red Squirrel said.
"EMERGENCY!" I shouted.
"No!" Hans said, "Not the..."
"Bye," Private said before releasing the hyper-cute.
"Hyper-cute," Hans said as all three villains passed out.
"Quick confiscate their weapons!" I shouted.
Petunia, Private, and Rico picked up the enemies weapons. Rico seemed to fancy the Red colored Bazooka and quickly swallowed it to add it to his collection. Private disarmed Karl's weapon and threw it across the zoo.
"MY WINDSCREEN!" A very familiar voice said.
Petunia shook her head and snapped Hans Laser gun in half and then made a Cappuccino with his Freeze-ray/Cappuccino Maker, "Hmm delicious" she said taking a sip.
"Tie them up!" I said.
Rico hacked up some rope and quickly tied the three of them up.
Hans, Karl, and the Red Squirrel woke up at that moment.
"What is this?" Hans asked.
"Release me," The Red Squirrel said.
"Get me away from these buffoons," Karl said.
"Buffoons?" Red asked.
"At least I don't hang out with a cockroach," Hans said.
"HOW DARE YOU!" Karl said punching Hans in the face.
"Hey watch it you almost hit me!" Red said as Hans and Karl started to fight each other.
"Spend some time getting to know one another," I said.
"Merry Christmas!" Kowalski said.
"It's Julienuary!" Karl said.
"Wait you celebrate the holiday celebrating the guy you hate?" Hans said.
"Julien will feel my wrath," Karl said.
"Right..." Hans said.
"I'm surrounded by Nincompoops," The Red Squirrel muttered.
"Bye!" We said as we left.
"NO! Don't leave me with them!" Karl said.
"Skipper!" Marlene said, "The Rats are attacking the Aviary!"
"Are they now?" I said.
"Move out!" I said.
"Wait! Come back! Please!" Karl said.
"Shut up," Petunia said before knocking him out.
The Possum picked up her Crossbow and followed us to the aviary.
"Drones!" Petunia said as her APD's(automatic protection drones) buzzed in, "Let's hunt some rats!"
"Commence Operation: Rat Punch!" I said.
"A bit obvious," Kowalski muttered.
"Commencing," one of the drone replied before forming a Ion cannon.
"Flamethrower mode engaged," another drone said.
"Bola launcher mode engaged"
"Net gun mode engaged."
"Tesla's Death Ray engaged."
"Railgun engaged."
"Stun engaged"
"Multi-function rocket launcher engaged."
(end of chapter four)