"wait," tyler started. "so, courtney and gwen are dating each other, right?"
lindsay nodded.
"but they both dated duncan last year, right?"
another nod.
"so are they lesbians or are they straight?! i'm so confused, man."
"nooo, baby! they're just brie-sexual!" lindsay explained to her boyfriend. "that's when you like boys and girls!"
"wait- you can like BOTH?!" tyler exclaimed. "that explains so much!"
"wait, O-M-G tyler, are you brie-sexual?" she gasped.
"i might be, babe. are you, linds?"
"i don't know… maybe?"
"hey, you know, whether you're brie-sexual or not, i still love you!" tyler said sweetly.
"O-M-G, thank you tyler! you know, i think i heard beth say something like that in a dream once…."
"you dream about beth?"
"not like that, at least, not since freshman year…"
"so, you liked beth at one point?"
"oh yeah, definitely!"
"so….wouldn't that make you brie-sexual?"
"oh. my. GOSH!" lindsay exclaimed. "you're so right! i am totally brie-sexual!"
"so. am. i!" tyler said enthusiastically.
"we are such a perfect couple! 3!" lindsay hugged her boyfriend.
"how did you say that out loud…."