Sorry for being a week late, hope you enjoy :)

I may rewrite chapter 1 into something more aligned into the last two chapters and this one soon, so be out for that.

Disclaimer: I do not own Phineas and Ferb, all rights go to the creators' Dan Povenmire, Jeff Swampy Marsh and Disney. Would you even believe me if I said I did?

"It's the bottom of the ninth inning, bases are loaded. It all comes down to this final pitch from Ferb "The Curve" Fletcher. And the wind-up."

Ferb pitches the ball by controlling the path by a specially made baseball launcher

"And it's a striiiyiiiiyiiike!" I say while Ferb successfully manipulated the ball's path into my baseball launcher, "And the crowd goes wild!"

I try my base to mimic cheering sounds with my mouth; Perry, who we dressed up with a baseball cap and foam just laid there, with his usual unfocus spirit.

I stop making my awkward cheering sounds, "Yeah, it looked way outside, but then it was right in the zone. There's a lesson, baseball fans: never judge a book by its cover," I state

"Wait, Ferb, let me get something," I requested

Ferb gives me a thumbs up and I quickly run off to get a baseball bat and quickly return.

"Okay, Ferb, let's see what this bad boy can do. Go long! Pop fly!" I requested, Ferb complied and I strike the ball out into the sky.

I look at the ball flying out to the sky, "cool!" I commented

I notice a spark in the sky, probably our ball

"Oh, here it comes!" I alert

The spark reveals to be an alien spacecraft and I immediately go on alert mode, "Hey, Ferb I know what we're going to do today. Run for our lives!" I yell out start running, Ferb follows.

We were able to dodge the alien spacecraft as it crash-lands right into our backyard as we hide behind our tree.

"Whoa, I think we may have just stopped and/or started an alien invasion. I hope he's not too angry, or hungry," I say frightened while peeking, hoping for the best

The spaceship dramatically opens and out pops a... awwww.

"Meap!" The really cute alien blurted out

"Wow, that is cute," I say while positioning my hands on my chest and Ferb blows air to himself

"Hey, are you okay? We're really sorry about your ship," I declared while walking up to him

"Meap!" The alien replied

I grab the alien and put him the ground, "What's your name?" I ask

"Meap," Meap replied, It might be the only thing it says but it's something to go off

"Hi, Meap! I'm Phineas and this is Ferb," I inform while gesturing to myself and Ferb

"Meap!" Meap said whilst pulling out a picture of another alien

"Whatcha' got there?" I take the picture and take a deeper look at the picture, it looks like an older version of meap, his dad?

"Hey, this must be his father," I tell Ferb

Oh, I crash-landed his ship into our backyard and now he's stuck here, he probably showed us the picture to communicate with us, "Don't worry, Meap. We'll fix your ship, and you'll be with your dad in no time,"

"Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today. Let's get ourselves totally busted by crashing our stupid toy in the backyard," I look over to see Candace who making a bad impression of me, "Oh, hi Candace. It isn't a toy. It's a real live alien spaceship!" I correct her.

"Oh good! Because this isn't a cell phone. It's an inter-galactic little brother buster-izer," Candace mockingly replied, "Which I'll use on you if you don't clean up this mess. What's with the spaceship anyway? Haven't you guys, you know, been there, done that?" Candace questioned

"We weren't planning on going into space. But if we did, I'm sure there's still a ton of cool stuff left to do," I answer
"Yeah, well I'm all done with outer space. Never again! I'm going to stick with Earth, where I'm the one in charge of busting people who do things they're not supposed to do," Candace stated

Meap walks up to Candace, upon seeing Meap, Candace reacted, "Huh?", upon taking a closer look, she adoringly said, "Oh, that is the most adorable thing I've ever seen in my entire life!" She squealed, "You guys made a Bango-Ru doll?" She asked

"That's Meap," I answered

"Meap!" Meap supported

"He talks?" Candace asked confused

"Well, more than Ferb, but "Meap" is pretty much the only thing he says," I explain

"Well, you and your little Bango-robot better not show up at the convention and make me look bad," Candace demanded while accidentally stepping on and triggering our baseball launcher, "That's strike one!" she hissed
I just stare at Candace until she leaves and then starts the plans to repair Meap's ship, "Okay Ferb, let's fix us an alien spaceship," I initiated

"Meap!" Meap said

We walk over to the Meap's ship, "Where do you want to start?" I ask while Ferb pulls out a blueprint, I look around to see perry but don't find him, "Hey Ferb, have you seen Perry?" I ask, Ferb does the usual and shakes his head, it's normal that he disappears

Ferb put away the blueprint, "Blueprint doesn't match?" I ask Ferb and he nods his head, "Well, we have to analyse it and repair that way," I pause for a second, "Isn't there a word for it? It's on the top of my tongue but I can't seem to find it, where's Baljeet when you need him?" I go off on a tangent, Ferb just shrugs, "It doesn't matter currently, we could improve the ship, Ferb? Meap will for sure appreciate it," I suggest, Ferb gives me a thumbs up in agreement and we start analysis the spaceship wreckage.

We were able to analyse ship with a special device we made, I am reading off our findings, "It seems to run on a quantum front loading system. Can the wew system support that?" I asked Ferb

Ferb was currently strapped onto a flat table, attached to the device which I was controlling with my left hand. He was under the ship, repairing a specific section. I bring him out from under so he can answer, he gives me a thumbs-up, "Hang on, I'll bring you down," I alert him

I bring him on an elevated position, upright to the ground, Ferb was still strapped upon the flat table when Isabella dashed in, "Whatcha' doin'," she greeted.

I look at her and Immediately realise something, Isabella is as cute as Meap, physically.

"That's at least progress."

"Shut up won't you?"

I swear I hear some snickering, these voices are becoming more realistic, "Fine I will, but you still going to have to respond to Isabella."

"Phineas? Phineas?" I heard Isabella ask with concern

"Sorry, was lost in thoughts, hey Isabella, come here and I will show you," I greet, waving at him, completely forgetting that I was controlling Ferb's table, shaking it making him dizzy, "ops, sorry Ferb," I apologised and position the table on the ground to let him free, accordingly, he unbuckled himself and he becomes sick, "We're fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap. Meap, he's the most adorable thing in the world," I informed, infatuated

Isabella looked intrigued, "Really? Are you sure there's nothing or no one that's more adorable?" she asked me

I think for a second, now if I think about it, Isabella is cuter than Meap, solely because, well, she can emote and well, I know what she wants me to say, "Well yes, there is someone more adorable," I decided to add a wink along with it which seems to send her into a daydream, "Yes I will, Phineas," She muttered

Ferb just looks suspiciously at me. Does he not think that Isabella's cute?

"Good job at being oblivious Phineas."

I look at Isabella concerningly, "Isabella?" I yell out at her, it immediately broke her daydream. She rapidly looked around the room jittery and nervously, "Did you hear anything?"

"I said that there was someone cuter than Meap and than you blanked out," I reminded, forging ignorance. Isabella gasped a breath of relief. It looked like Isabella was about to say something before I interrupted, "Anyways, here's Meap," I gesture towards where I presume Meap was until I noticed he was gone, "Meap? Meap?" I call out while looking around, "Looks like Perry's influence rubbed on Meap," I joke, Ferb and Isabella don't flinch at all.

I think for a second, "Hmmm, can I jury-rig your old GPS tracker into a cute tracker, Ferb?" I requested and Ferb give me a thumbs up, "Thanks! Isabella, you want to come with me?" I offer, Isabella accepts.

Isabella stands near me, curiously looking at me while I read my cute tracker, "It tracks on to anything with enough cute essence in the area, so it should lead us right to Meap," I inform Isabella, "Let's see if we can get a signal," I tell Isabella, the tracker beeps and I see two dots, one dot right next to me, and another three miles west away from me; the first dot is noticeably bigger than the second. I'm completely glad that Isabella can't see my cute-tracker screen or my false oblivious act will start to unravel. But I will have to hide the screen, I didn't want to even attempt how many ohm resistors I would need to block out her cuteness, "Got something!" I excitingly yell.

Isabella slides right in front of me, thankfully not being able to see my cute tracker's screen, "Oh, that's probably me. Sorry," she apologised. I'm glad that I've made my cute tracker powerful enough to track two high-density cuteness at the same time so I could answer this without lying, "No, it's three miles in that direction," I inform while noticing Isabella's increasing frustration, which in consequence, decreasing the size of her dot, still way bigger than Meap's.

I turn towards Ferb, "Ferb, why don't you stay here and finish the ship?" I requested, Ferb salutes me and knocks himself in his with his wrench. I turn towards "Isabella, still want to come with me and help me find Meap?" I offer.

Isabella leads at me, "Sure, I still haven't gotten my "You wouldn't know cute if it bit your legs off" accomplishment patch," she sarcastically accepted

You know, my oblivious act won't be damaged that much if I tell her the extra details, it's a scientific fact after all if it shows up on my cute tracker, isn't it?

"No need for the patch, you're here too," I point my cute tracker towards Isabella so she can see it, "See? it's bigger than Meap's," I tell her

Isabella looks at with genuine confusion and then at the screen, "So what you're saying is, you think I'm cute?" she asked

"Well yes, it's a scientific fact," I answer

Isabella gives me a disapproving look, for a few seconds which felt like it was going for a few minutes, "Close enough," Isabella finally says

"nice cover-up, Phineas."

I look at Isabella, a bit guilty but I shake it off, "Let's go find Meap then," I say while walking outside, Isabella begrudgingly accepts.

Isabella and I are standing in front of my house, Isabella is distracted by a wandering butterfly.

"La-la-la-la-la-laa-la-la-la" Isabella sings. I look at my cute-tracker, It's getting overloaded by Isabella

"Isabella? Can you stop? You're overloading it," I requested

Isabella, stopped in compliance, " I shouldn't come! I'm endangering the mission," she said, sadly

"It's alright, just don't try to be too cute," I assured, I have absolutely no idea how Isabella will handle; it feels like that everything she does oozes of cuteness, if there were a substance of cuteness, she would be full of it.

"I wonder how Ferb is doing," I ask, Isabella just shrugs.

"The cute signal's moving too fast," I say, Isabella nods

"Why do you think Meap's moving?" Isabella ask

I stop right in my track, "I don't know what is compelling Meap to move, all I want to do is find him,"

Suddenly, Ferb comes flying over here with Meap's, which Ferb added some Improvement too. Ferb stops on the road beside us and open up the hatch into the ship.

"Whoa! Sweet, you tricked it out!" I tell Ferb, "Isabella and I are hot on Meap's trail, let's bounce," I inform him, "Hopefully we can catch up to Meap now, let's go," I hope

Ferb gives me a thumbs up, closes the hatch and starts the engine, and we start speeding down the road.

It wasn't long until we found Meap, who was with Candace. Candace was telling Meap something which was interrupted by me, "Hey Candace, you found Meap!" I greet through the window in the hull, hoping Candace can hear me

Candace faces us flying in the sky, looks like she heard me, "More like he found me," Candace replied

"Well, his ship's fixed, so he can get back to his family now," I inform though If I think about it, sounds shouldn't be able to escape the hull, it's still functional but will that kick fixed up.

A green tractor beam engulf Meap's new spaceship while we are in it suddenly, forget about fixing the sound problem because I don't think we are going to have the time, "What's happening?" Isabella asks

"We're caught in some kind of tractor beam! It's pulling us in! Maybe it's the space authorities," I offer, "Did we do something wrong?" I ask Ferb

"Well, it occurs to me that not all of the modifications I made are technically 'Street Legal'," he answered.

you seriously pointing this out now?

The tracker beam pulls us in front of another spaceship, forcing our ship to suspend in the position while it brings us away.

"Where's he taking us?" Isabella asks. I see a small cloud that we are headed towards, so delude that's where he's taking us, "Look! He's headed for that small cloud!" I answer

As we approach closer to the 'cloud', it transforms into a space station, "That's no cloud, that's a space station," Ferb corrected me, "I got a good feeling about this!" I reply, I always wanted to see a space station that we didn't make.

We were brought inside the space station and finally laid us down to the floor, A mysterious alien, which looked of that of the Alien from Meap's picture was grinning us, "Ha, you thought you were clever disguising your ship, but I've got you now..." he told us confidently while Ferb opens up the hatch, "whoever you are," he deflates while looking at us.

"Hey look, it's Meap's dad," I tell Ferb and Isabella while gesturing towards to the Alien, "Alright, what the heck is going on here? Is this some kind of joke?" he asked, annoyed.

Completely ignoring his outburst, "I'm Phineas, that's Isabella, and this is Ferb," I inform, while we all jump out, according to when I call out our names

"What's your name?" Isabella asked

"I am known by many names throughout the universe... well, two, mainly. Mitch, and some of the guys call me Big Mitch," Mitch replied dramatically, "Anyway, where did you get this ship?" Mitch asked.

"It's Meap's ship," I replied

"Meap?" Mitch asked surprised, I guess Meap has a different name

"Yep," I replied

Still looking confused, Meap questioned, "About "yay" high, big eyes-" I interrupt him, "The biggest!" I confirm

"Kinda looks like this?" Mitch asked while pointing towards a calendar, with a vandalized picture of Meap; Meap on the calendar was vandalized with buck teeth, messed up glasses and a speech bubble saying 'I smell'.

I squint at the image, I guess it's no competition that Isabella is way cuter, I can't think of anything that can change that with Isabella, unlike Meap.

"That's Meap?" Isabella asked me, I thought she already saw Meap while we were still on Earth but it's fine, "That's Meap!" I affirmed

What Mitch said next surprised me, "That's my mortal enemy!" Mitch yelled

"Really? He seems like such a nice guy," I replied, still shocked

"He is; I'm not. You see, I steal rare creatures from their home worlds, and imprison them on my ship. I'm a..." Mitch rambled, "A zookeeper!" I suggested

"No, that sorta legitimizes it," Mitch declined, "Umm..."

"You're a poacher!" Isabella angrily answered, "Yes! I'm a poacher," Mitch accepted

"That's wrong! These poor creatures shouldn't be lock up here," Isabella

Man, Isabella is sure is authoritative and determined.

"That's a lot of affection for someone who you 'don't have any feelings for'."

"Can you shut up? also, aren't you just me?"

"Finally got your attention. Cmon, just accept it, you like Isabella more than friends."

"They should be brought back to their homes to live freely," Isabella continued

"Oh, really? Maybe I should lock you three up in here as well," Mitch threatens, "What happened to triangle head, he has just become silent," He looked at me suspiciously, "Quite an interesting specimen, I've never seen a creature with a triangular head, even from glimpses of your species; you will be a nice addition to my collection," he remarked while touching the tip on my nose

Wait, what was going on? Well, we shouldn't be here any longer "We should probably go home, today's taco night,"

"Too bad! about whatever is tacos... you're stuck with me-" Mitch replied, while I go look at some fauna in the ship, with Isabella and Ferb following me, "Where are you three going, STAY STILL!" Mitch demanded annoyed while moving towards a surveillance camera installed into the space station.

I look at an alien fauna, "Oh, cool!" Isabella and Ferb joins me

"Would you three sit still? You don't get it. You're my prisoners. You should be afraid of me!" Mitch rambled, "Ah, like a moth to the flame,"

But I wasn't paying attention as I spot a sliding door which presumably leads into the habitats, "Let's go in there," I offer and rush in.

"That was awesome!" Isabella exclaimed. She was talking about all the exploration we did in the habitats.

We were walking out back into the main area of the space station, "I knew there was still more cool stuff to do in space," I say

Flying robots surround us, point, I think laser cannons at us, "Uh oh," I say in reaction

"What are they?" Isabella asks

"I don't know," I reply to Isabella, "Hi-" I greet the robots it almost hits me, "Okay?" I ask confused

Then all the robots get hit by a remote-controlled baseball.

"Strike three. They're out."

I turn around to see Candace holding a baseball launcher, "Cool! What ever happened to strike two?" I ask Candace

"Uh... Where's Meap? I told him to wait right here," Candace asked

Good thing I have my cute tracker, I pull it out and see the usual two big circles, one right next to me, most likely Isabella, the other one, coming closer to us.

"It says here that Meap is coming towards us," I inform

"You are sorta correct," I hear Mitch's voice, we all turn around to see Meap trapped in a glass container and Balloon, who both were with Mitch

"Hi Mitch," I greet

"Meap!" Meap exclaimed I guess his prison aren't soundproof

Candace has a different reaction than mine, "Get away from him... Mitch!" She aggressively demanded

"Foolish children, only now do you understand your grave situation," Mitch monologues, while maniacally laughing as more robots surround us, I hear Candace whistling, " "Hi, Mitch!" "Look at the cool stuff, Mitch!" "Blah, blah, blah, MITCH!"," Mitch mockingly imitated

"Ha. He totally nailed you, Ferb," I said, I know not my brightest idea

"Silence. I mean seriously, seriously. You're still not getting this. You're all trapped on my ship forever! Like animals in a cage. Get it? You lost, I won!" Very angrily yelled

Meap was able to escape from his imprisonment, I think thanks to Candace, jolted upwards and sprayed rainbow at every robot surrounding us, destroying every single one.

"Huh?" Candace reacted, fir sure confused and surprised

Meap and Mitch continue into a fight, "Whoa!" Isabella reacted

The fight continued, "I... I don't believe it," Candace reacted, still with a spoken face

Meap was able to comprehend him, "Oh,-Oh,-Okay, okay, I surrender!" Mitch struggled, "You,- you can stop behaving in a way counterintuitive to how you superficially appear. We get it," Mitch requested

Meap starts pulling off his moustache, "Hey! Stay away from my universal moustache translator. (Meap pulls the moustache off, leaving Mitch unable to speak English) Ow! MEAP!" Mitch demanded, which Meap defied and pulled it off.

Apparently that how he could speak English.

"Meap!" Meap says while putting on the moustache, " Children, thank you for your help in bringing down this villainous scoundrel. You see, I am an intergalactic security agent who roams the universe, busting people who do stuff they're not supposed to do," Meap thanked and explained

"You're like the me of the galaxy," Candace replied, I really hope not, I don't want to picture an Alien trying to show breaches of the law to their parents.

"Exactly. I am pleased to not only have made some true friends, but to have met a kindred spirit as well," Meap continued

"I thought Meap was a helpless little creature. Huh, I guess I learned to never judge a book by its cover again," Candace replied

As soon as Candace send that, a green globy alien with multiple cyan eyes enters the room, " An alien monster! Get to the ship!" Candace screams

"Actually that's my mother-in-law, so yeah, she's correct. Let's get out of here!" Meap suggested, Ferb and Isabella followed

I do not know why mothers-in-law are a bad thing, but I still followed. Personally, mothers-in-law should be great!

"Yeah, that's because yours going to be Vivian Garcia-Shapiro."

"Can you please stop?"

I know, this is wayyyyy longer than all the three previous chapters, like longer than all of them combined. It in a 'redux' style, which I will use for some episode too (Not all, just some).

also, Phineas now thinks Isabella's cute.

Phineas: SCIENTIFICALLY!

We all know that's a lie, also a question.

Phineas: Yeah?

How did you get here?

Phineas:

Hello? Huh, he must have left as abruptly as he has entered.

Errr, I guess Phineas's uncontrollable second voice is the best wingman right now?

R&R