Christmas on Olympus basically meant that everyone got tipsy. Yet, this year, they all got slightly more than tipsy, and that meant they started playing truth or dare again. Yet, with a little more Christmas this time.

Aphrodite wasn't able to sit still on her throne. This was just to exciting! She giggled nervously. That might not have been the best thing to do, because Hermes heard it, violently turned around with a crazy smile on his face and pointed at Aphrodite. 'Aphrodite! Truth or dare?' Aphrodite flushed bright red. 'Well, eh, truth? I am a little too jittery for a dare, I guess...' She giggled again. Hermes turned on a very innocent expression. 'How many times have you charmed someone into buying you some fashionable object?' The entire Olympus turned their heads towards her. Even a few of the male nymphs stared at the love goddess.

Aphrodite got even redder. 'Well, eh... This one time... and that one mortal... Well, I guess I did it a few... Hundred times, maybe…' She looked at her lap, but shot her head up. 'Alright! Poseidon, truth or dare?' She giggled again. On Christmas, her inner-girl was really showing. Usually, she was slightly more grounded.

Poseidon swallowed nervously, and smiled at her. It wasn't really a nice smile. 'Er, dare, Aphrodite.' Aphrodite smiled charmingly. Poseidon felt that he was blushing to. 'I dare you to sing 'Last Christmas on the main square. Poseidon almost screamed, but he got down from his throne. A lot of minor gods and nymphs held their breath as Poseidon walked out of the throne room and onto the grand square. He took a deep breath and started singing.

It was at that moment that Chiron, Dionysus and their group of demigod kids got out of the elevator and walked over the bridge to Olympus. Chiron gave the children the usual speech, and they walked over to the main square just as Poseidon started with the first chorus, Dionysus and Chiron, together with a few of the kids (A lot of them had already ran off) entered the square.

Poseidon wasn't the best singer (And that is nicely phrased). As soon as the residents of Camp Half-blood saw him, they all thought the same two things: One, this is terrible, and two, why am I having flashbacks to that one time Ares walked around in camp with a mini-skirt on? Chiron just turned his head away, hoping that this craziness would stop soon enough. Dionysus was hiding his head in his hands, almost thinking that camp was a better place to be that this mountain. He said something to Chiron that the centaur didn't understand, and walked away to the throne room.

When Poseidon was done, he ran back to the throne room, leaving the entirety of Olympus in total silence. It took at least three minutes for people to start talking again; that is how bad of a singer the god of the ocean was.

Poseidon sat down on his throne again. His face was even more red than Aphrodite's, but he managed to say: 'So, Zeus, truth or dare?' Zeus almost spat out his wine. 'I am the king of the mountain! I am excused from this nonsense! He screeched. Right next to him, Hera shook her head. 'You're in the throne room, therefore you aren't excused.' Zeus took a shaky breath. 'Truth,' he whispered. He realised he made a mistake as soon as Poseidon's face got an extremely not-in-his-favor expression.

'So, Zeus, who was your favorite mortal?' Zeus got redder than a tomato mixed with beets and red paint. Without saying anything, he ran out of the throne room. Hera snickered and leaned over Zeus's throne to high-five Poseidon. 'That was stupid, and absolutely wonderful, brother.' She said. She took another sip of Ambrosia, just as the throne room opened. Chiron and Dionysus walked inside.

'What is there to whine about this time?' Poseidon asked, while rolling his eyes. Dionysus opened his mouth to say something, but was stopped by Athena (Who had, after three glasses of wine, decided that she was going to participate in Truth or Dare again): 'Wait! You two are in the throne room! You have to participate!' She clapped in her hands, while everyone nodded enthusiastically. Both Dionysus and Chiron immediately tried to run out of the throne room.

Ares jumped of off his throne, clearly determined to grab one of them and ask that person the dreaded question. He caught Dionysus by the shoulder, wrapped his arm around his stomach and held him in that position. Dionysus seemed to be to surprised to fight back (not that it would be a good idea to fight back against a tipsy Ares anyway).

'So, Dio, truth or dare?' Ares let out a maniacal laugh. Dionysus sighed deeply, now convinced that camp was a Thousand times better than this crazy mountain. 'Truth,' He muttered. Before Ares could say anything, Hermes jumped up and yelled: 'What is the stupidest thing any of Ares' kids has ever done?' Ares let go of Dionysus, ready to punch Hermes.

In the meantime, Dionysus got up and shuffled to the door. 'Well, Hermes, this one time a guy called Sherlock, or Sherman or whatever, thrashed the entire cabin and blamed two of his sisters. The two girls dragged him to the lake, threw him in, and then forced him to rebuild the entire cabin. It went on for the entire night, and after that I just send a bunch of Hephaestus' children to help him build it up again. While they were working on that, the Ares kids decided to plaster the Hephaestus' cabin with pictures of Ares in his mini-skirt. You know, instead of thanking them.'

Ares violently turned around, and speed walked over to Dionysus, who ran out of the throne room. He slammed the door behind him. Ares pulled it open again, almost (Oops, I meant 'violently') pulling the huge door of its hinges. The other Olympians didn't know what happened next, but they decided that they had had enough truth or dare for the night.

(Oh, by the way, Ares ran into a mirror while chasing Dionysus. Dionysus eventually reached Chiron, who had just dealt with a child that had annoyed Nemesis. He was way to tired to deal with his nephew right now).