"She's from... New York, damnit, stop asking too many questions!" Giorno angrily answered Mista. "Aww fine." Mista deflated.
Giorno and Ruby smiled at eachother, Mista finally shuts up.
"I'll interview her instead!"
'Oh shit.'
'Oh shoot.'
But before Giorno can tell Mista to leave his 'girlfriend' alone, Ruby was one step ahead of him.
"Ahh, owww! Oooh, my head hurts..." Ruby claimed while acting dizzy. "Ahh, Mr. Giorno, darling. My head... I feel dizzy." she immediately blushed at what she just said. Giorno felt a weird sensation creeping up on his cheeks, it was unfamiliar to him "Wait, you called me mister and then darli-"
Mista cheered "Woo! Yeah!"
Giorno and Ruby looked at him with confusion.
"Hahaha, man oh man! I can't wait, I'm so excited!" the gunslinger smiled. "Mista, what are you-"
"Congratulations, Giorno! Oh my God!" he pulled the Joestar in to a manly hug. "What. Are you. Talking about?" the blonde asked with annoyance.
"Boss, did you know that headache is one of the first symptoms of pregnancy?!" Mista replied with a shit eating grin.
"Hu- HUH?!" it was incredibly rare for Giorno to lose his cool. "W-Woah woah woah, I'm not-" Ruby stuttered.
"So what are you going to name him or her?" Mista grinned.
Ruby and Giorno glanced at eachother.
...
"Okay, maybe it would be best if you don't meet the rest of my men." Giorno said as he drove the car. "... Uhh, where are you taking me?" Ruby asked.
"To a hotel." Giorno replied. "Wait! Are we gonna sleep there together and stuff?!" she asked with bafflement. The blonde looked at her with confusion but didn't say a word.
...
Ruby felt nervous as she observed the lobby of the hotel. While the facility looked to have somewhat primitive technology compared to the hotels in Remnant, it was still a sight to behold. "Let's go, Ruby." Giorno gently told her as he walked towards the desk. The person behind seemed to recognize the don as he took his hat off before greeting him.
Giorno merely nodded before getting the key. "You two make a lovely couple." the desk guy complimented.
Giorno smiled as Ruby stuttered in a poor attempt to deny it.
...
The elevator ride was silent, Giorno hummed along with the music as he tapped his foot while the girl behind him zoned out.
...
"Oh my gosh! Look at that bed!" Ruby gushed out at the strange looking matress in front of her. "It's called a water bed. That's why it looks like an oversized water balloon." Giorno said as he closed the door. Ruby leapt and landed on the soft cushion "Ahhh, it's so comfy..."
"Ruby." he called her attention. She excitedly glanced at him "Yeah?"
"I'll be leaving you in your own devices here."
"WHAT- no! You can't do that, sir! You promised to-" Ruby was cut off as Giorno put his finger up to tell her to let him finish. She obeyed.
"I will be checking on you from time to time. Here's a phone, it has my number in it. Give me a call whenever you need something." Giorno tossed a flip phone next to her. "Wow... It looks so... Lame!" she giggled, it really does compared to the state of the art scroll she has.
"And that phone over there beside the bed. You can call for room services if you're hungry or if you need other neccessities such as towels-"
"Giorno, I know how hotels work." she said cockily. Giorno merely smiled before turning to leave, but the 5 meter distance between them was closed in an instant as he felt her grab his arm.
"Wait! What if they charge me?" she whispered. The blonde's eyes widened as he saw trails of rose petals on the carpet, he decided to ignore it and reassure her that the bill will go on his account.
"R-Really? You don't mind at all? It's kind of embarrassing to rely on you. I feel like a freeloader." Ruby's left cheek was cupped by his soft yet calloused hand "I promised I'd help." the don softly replied, causing her face to burn as she hastily let go of his arm.
"Oh. I almost forgot. Gold Experience Requiem." Giorno summoned his stand. "Gold Ex- WOAH MY- A FLOATING TAPE MEASURE! AH!" she gasped as it wrapped around her waist. Giorno leaned closer to inspect the numbers while the girl was trying her best not to blush too hard.
Huntresses and huntsmen were at top physical condition since their work requires tough action in order to exterminate Grimms. But Ruby loved sweets, so the excess sugar went to her love handles. It wasn't noticeable from afar however since she was still at a healthy 22% bodyfat.
Ruby held her breath as she kept her stomach in. GER measured her shoulders next as she sighed in relief "What is this for?" she asked.
"You can't wear that cloak forever." a disembodied voice replied. "Oh! It's Mr. Stand!" she smiled.
Her face fumed even more as the tape measure was wrapped around her bust. Giorno innocently inspected her relatively large pair as he walked around her to get the measurements right. His stand disappeared as the tape measure landed on his palm.
"Hmm... I think I've seen enough." he said as he took the room keys "I'll be back at evening."
...
"Ughhh... So boring!" she groaned as she scooted to find a position more comfortable. "On the bright side, it seems like I can use my semblance once again..."
Ruby was bored out of her mind as she browsed through the channels. "I wonder what would Yang do if she was in this situation?" she groaned as she rolled around the cushion. "I'll order some cookies..." she whispered to herself as she crawled towards the phone beside her bed.
...
Sending Sheila E. to buy some clothes, Giorno felt like he dodged a bullet when the girl didn't question why he sent her to buy women's clothing. 'She might assume I'm a crossdresser.' he sighed as he twirled his pen.
"So... She's not pregnant?" Mista asked dejectedly from the window. "No. We didn't do anything." a vein popped on the don's temple in annoyance. "Sure... Sure you didn't." Mista teased with a shit eating grin. "Don't make me come out there." Giorno snarled.
"Chill out, Giorno. I'd stop teasing you if you tell me the juicy details about you two." the gunslinger persisted.
"Gold Experience Requiem."
Mista's eyes widened as he suddenly saw himself walking backwards with his afterimage on the window, everything became warped and disorienting. He kept walking backwards involuntarily until he reached his car. "W-Wh- this is where I came from!" he gulped.
"Stop bothering my master. Or I shall send you to a similar fate as King Crimson." he heard a disembodied voice as the distorted background returned to normal.
"Hey! That seems disproportionate!" he yelled out, but he doesn't want to risk it.
Sighing as he signed a business contract asking for protection, he layed his pen down. Fugo entered the office with a solemn expression. "Goodmorning, boss." he greeted.
"Giorno's just fine. It's been 3 years, come on." the don replied.
"Right. Sorry. You got something for me, sir?" Fugo respectfully asked. Giorno hummed, he stood up and showed him the papers "Anything business related, stamp it with approval, throw away those that suggests anything about drugs."
"You can count on me!" the master of Purple Haze proclaimed as he proudly walked towards his boss' table. Giorno trusts him, he's incredibly smart.
Looking at his wristwatch, he decided it's time to meet up with Sheila to get the clothes.
...
"Mmph- mpprh... These are great." Ruby swallowed a cookie before drinking from her glass of milk. It feels like she was living in royalty. A 5 star hotel? Even when being assigned in different kingdoms, the providers can only assign her team to 3 stars. Although there's not much difference, it seems more pleasant here, specially without the hassle of planning how to wipe out a pack of Grimms the next day. Although it felt kind of... Lonely.
The large empty room reminded her of what she's missing: Yang, Weiss and Blake. Zwei, Tai, Uncle Qrow, Penny, JNPR. She fondly smiled at the memories she made (the canon events of RWBY didn't happen in this story so she and the gang graduated peacefully)
She remembered the time they just returned to the suite from a fight. When Yang smashed them all through the wall during a pillow fight and Ozpin had to pay for the damage. Good times.
But now... She had nobody. But Giorno.
Giorno Giovanna. A really weird, attractive guy. He smells pleasant, looks like an angel and speaks with a soothing voice. His charisma was out of this world, she can't help but pay attention whenever he speaks. She wonders how he thinks of her, after constantly embarrassing herself in front of him.
He feels like someone sent from the heavens rather than a person.
She can't help but admire his story, his noble journey to save the kingdom of Italy, or rather a 'country' as those actors from the tv said.
She gasped as she realized something... She was subconciously touching herself at the thought of him. "UGHH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!"
She quickly withdrew her hand from her skirt and panted.
...
"Boss... Who are these for?" Sheila asked as she sets the bags down at the backseat of the car. "A friend in need. Get in, I'm gonna drop you at the office." Giorno ordered. Sheila obeyed and sat at the passenger seat in front.
She had always admired Giorno, she felt like she owed him as soon as she found out that it was Giorno who killed her sister's murderer, Illuso. But still, her blind faith isn't that blind. She suspected Giorno of hiding something, but she decided it would be best to leave him be. Who cares if her boss crossdresses from time to time? He's still her hero.
"I'm going to brief you about your next assignment." Giorno said as he drove the car. "Yes sir." she monotonously replied. "This... Despicable scumbag, he's a rising narco dealer on the streets of Venice. He even sells drugs to tourists, once you get to the office, you can get the intel about him in a document inside my table's drawer." the don said. "Consider him dead, Don Giovanna." she replied.
"Oh please. Giorno's just fine." he dismissively replied. He is not the one who wants formalities when he was alone with his subordinates, he only prefers being called by his title when he was facing business partners or members he can't trust. Besides, he's still 18, being called a don makes him feel like a 50 year old man with a potbelly and a receeding hairline.
...
Ruby was invested in the soap opera she was currently watching, it's about a rich man saving a woman from slavery, then he pampered her and treated her like a queen. It was very heartwarming and romantic. She was hugging a pillow tightly as she watched the hunk carry his woman to her bed after a night out.
These past few hours, she came to accept that she was infatuated with the blonde. And she can't stop imagining herself and the don in a soap opera together. Now here's where things get interesting.
Ruby gasped as the two characters on the screen started making out. Her grasp on the pillow went tighter as her face burned. The woman slowly unbuttoned the man's jacket while the man unhooked her bra.
Ruby bit hard on her pillow as she watched the sex scene unfold.
"Nnng... Why?" she groaned as she tossed and turned, resisting the urge to pleasure herself. She sat up panting as she took off her cloak, revealing a white undershirt, she also took off her stockings as her body temperature has risen. "It's too hot all of a sudden..." she whispered to herself.
Ruby finally got in to her shorts as she neatly folded her clothes to the side. "Much better..."
The woman from the screen moaned, causing Ruby to cover her ears "Ahh! I must resist the temptation!"
She dashed towards the remote with her semblance to change the channel "But the story is so good, I just can't..."
She looked at her hand one last time. "F-Fine, you win." Ruby crawled inside a blanket to fantasize about a certain Joestar. But the timing couldn't have been any worse as Giorno wordlessly entered the suite.