Evening.
It's a bit difficult for Blake at first to adjust to Tokyo. She can't remember what happened. It's been a few weeks now since she had no choice but to return to her old ways, stealing for survival. She knows something is wrong at first. The way this world use oil instead of dust, the currency is called yen, and she was called a "cosplayer" due to her ears, so much that she have to cover it with a bow once more. And since no one would accept her for a job, she had no choice but to use her abilities in pickpocketing once more, and her skills in sleight of hand did not diminish all these years.
One of her acquaintances named Takada, gave her a tip about how the easiest targets are the tourists. It gave her an insight that there are different races in this world, but it's based on skin color. Compared to Remnant where there are only humans and faunuses, Earth had a variety of races. Asian, Caucasian, African...
It's a very strange world, the moon wasn't destroyed, Grimms don't exist, people don't have auras and semblances.
After having a few scuffles with a gang comparable to White Fang called the Yakuza, Blake realized that she had alot of advantage over the average earthling. Since the world here didn't have to deal with a monstrous enemy such as the Grimm, there's no reason for people to be physically active. They can't jump 15 feet high, Takada surely can't as he was gunned down by the police for resisting arrest.
"OH MY GOD!"
She stopped daydreaming as she recognized a rather easy target. A 70 year old caucasian male. Although this one is kind of peculiar. He was 195 cm tall, heavily built and seemed too fit for his age.
He seems to have trouble pulling his shoe out of wet cement. 'Ridiculous.' Blake chuckled before walking towards the geezer.
"HERMIT PUR-"
"Hey, mister." she called politely. "Hmm? Hey." Joseph greeted dismissively. The last thing he needs is for someone to see his misfortune.
"Do you need help with that?" Blake asked and pointed on his foot. "Err, nah. Don't trouble yourself young lady." Joseph chuckled. "My grandson will probably arrive any time soon."
'Grandson? He has someone with him. Probably a kid.' Blake gulped. She can't bet on that however, so she has to make it quick before a witness saw her. Using her semblance to create a clone in front of the bumbling geezer, she carefully nabbed the fat wallet on Joseph's back pocket. But since she was dealing with a Joestar, the geezer sensed it.
"Hey!" Joseph yelled.
"Crap!" Blake made a run for it.
"HERMIT PURPLE!" Joseph binded her leg with his stand as Blake fell on her face.
"Oof!"
"Clever stand, woman! But you don't know who you're dealing with! Now give me back my wallet." Joseph boasted as he slowly reeled her in.
"S-Stand?" Blake asked in surprise as she looked at her leg, she was being pulled by nothing!
Using her semblance to replace herself, she managed to slip away once more.
"OH NO!"
She can't help but giggle at his overdramatic screams. Blake turned to run to the other corner of the empty street before bumping to a wall.
Falling on her back, she groaned and rubbed her head. "Why would a wall be-" she stopped her complaining as she looked up.
It was a wall of muscle, as 6'5 feet tall, muscular man was standing before her. She felt her face heat up as she observed his features, strong jaw, emerald eyes, a sharp nose and a... Cap that merges with his hair...
The man was scowling. "Could've sworn I heard his stupid screaming somewhere."
'Who is this guy..?' the faunus gulped. The man then turned to face her as she gasped in surprise. "Oi, have you seen a geezer around here? He's about as tall as me."
"No way... You're the grandson?" Blake muttered in disbelief. Jotaro heard it and saw a wallet on her hand but he decided to play dumb. "What was that?"
"N-Nothing. I saw him around this corner..." Blake slowly stood up. Jotaro leaned forward as she stepped back "Figures. Seems like you pickpocketed him as well."
Blake knew that was the cue, she crouched down to sweep his leg but something really strange happened. She was lying on the ground without any explanation, she wasn't in pain but she's just lying there once more. "W-What?" she shakily asked as the man kept glaring at him.
"Tch. Come on, give it back." Jotaro held his hand out. Blake immediately cartwheeled backwards back to standing position to dash away.
But then she was on the ground again.
"H-Huh?"
"I'm getting impatient." Jotaro tapped his foot. This intimidated her, the old geezer called her semblance a stand before and binded her with something invisible. Stand... Semblance... Maybe a stand is this world's version of a semblance?
And this incredibly large man's semblance is something she can't fathom.
But she is not going to give up that easily. She hit the jackpotw with this wallet.
"You're not going to turn me in, are you?" she asked boldly. "Depends on how long you're going to keep wasting my time. I just want the wallet back." Jotaro replied.
"O-Okay." the faunus replied and grabbed his hand. "I said give me the wallet, not your hand." Jotaro said in annoyance but helped her out nonetheless.
'Now!' Blake braced herself and pulled Jotaro in an attempt to elbow his face.
Time has stopped before Jotaro landed on her elbow. "Good grief." he sighed and slowly swatted her elbow away. But before he can break free, he prematurely resumed time which results in him crashing on to her.
Next thing Blake knows is that he was on top of her, and she was kissing his neck. Her eyes widened as she tried to pull away. 'What is going on? I could have sworn I-'
"HELP ME, OH MY GOD!" they heard Joseph scream as the geezer was getting impatient. Jotaro sighed and used his hands to push himself off the ground. Blake blinked in confusion, her face crimson from all that intimate contact.
Jotaro simply got off of her and snatched the wallet.
"Scram." the delinquent coolly said as he walked around the corner.
Her heightened sense of smell became the reason why Jotaro's alluring scent stayed. She felt like she was in a daze 'What's going on?'
Her body collapsed as her eyes closed. She fell on Jotaro's direction, leaving him no choice but to catch her. "Ughh... What a bother." he carried her towards his stupid grandfather.
"OH, Jotaro! About time you- hey and you caught her too! You didn't do the ora ora thing on her did you?" Joseph asked nervously. "I didn't." he layed her down gently on the sidewalk as Star Platinum busted the ground that freed Joseph's foot. "You're so damn clumsy, old man." Jotaro sneered as he slapped the wallet on his chest. "H-Hey give me a break! I had a feeling we're lost so I was frantically looking around and failed to notice this trap!" the geezer explained. "... We're lost huh? I knew I should have just stayed at home." Jotaro tugged his cap.
"No worries! I can make a map with that gravel over there!" Joseph pointed at a container of gravel on the side of the road. "The food better be worth it." Jotaro replied.
"Wait, what are we gonna do with her?" Joseph pointed at the unconcious Blake. "Leave her. She is just a thief, she'll be fine." his grandson dismissively replied. "Yeah. But we can't leave her unconcious like that... It's too dangerous! Wake her up, I'll use Hermit Purple to make a map." Joseph walked towards the container.
"Good grief." Jotaro loomed over the unconcious faunus. Star Platinum appeared and poked her bare shoulder "Ora."
It was silent for awhile until he heard the girl's stomach grumble.
"Poke her again." it's master commanded. "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!" the stand screamed as it gently poked her sleeping figure.
"This isn't working." Jotaro mumbled and reached for something in his pocket. A bottle of water. Removing the cap, he nonchalantly poured it on her face.
"Pfftt- gah- AHH!" Blake sat up in shock. "C-C-Cold!"
She suddenly felt a firm grip on her petite arm, it was the man earlier. "Get up, we're getting katsudon." Jotaro dragged her up.
Blake was confused beyond all measure, she tried to steal from his grandfather and he wants to treat her?
"What..?" she asked flatly. "You're coming with us." Jotaro said.
"OH! So it's head straight and then take a left!" they heard Joseph's voice.
Blake got on her feet and tugged her arm away "No way, you're going to turn me in." she said cynically. "Whatever you say. Follow us if you change your mind." Jotaro waved his hand off before regrouping with Joseph. Blake huffed and folded her arms, Jotaro suddenly stopped walking and looked at her. "W-What?" she asked rudely.
"I charge people who kiss me." Jotaro deadpanned.
Blake then screamed at him.
...
The Pillar Men are gone, but so are Caesar, Suzi and Loggins. Joseph was a bit dreary after all the action. It's been a solid 3 days since he survived the battle in Isola di Volgano, he was rescued by the German search patrol moments after plunging in to the sea.
"SEE?! IT'S BEEN 67 HOURS YET YOU'RE ALMOST SET!" his ears rang as Stroheim screamed. "Alright! Alright! I get it! Shut up!" Joseph stubbornly whined. Stroheim was freshly repaired and along the way, his scientists replaced Joseph's missing hand with a mechanical one. He inspected it and wagged his fingers. He still feel phantom pain every now and then but it's fine.
"Really? Can you atleast add something cool? Like a pistol or-"
"Don't get ahead of yourself, JoJo. Remember that our countries are at war. But you are a good friend." Stroheim patted his shoulder. "Ow! Easy! You hand is heavy!" the Joestar whined.
"YOU BELIEVE ME YET?! GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!"
Joseph was immediately deported back to Britain since being an Englishman and staying in Nazi Germany is incredibly dangerous. He was very exhausted, drifting in and out of conciousness during the taxi ride and ruined the hotel log book as he drowsily signed over the hotel owner's name.
Checking in on a hotel, he sighed heavily as he lied down on the large bed. "Man, finally. A breather." Joseph closed his eyes. He is going to miss Stroheim. As much of an ass the guy was, he was a reliable friend. "I wish they could have deported me back to New York though... But seeing as it's war with the Axis guys, the plane would probably get gunned down by the U.S. military." he chuckled to himself. 'I'll be home, Granny. Speedwagon better be there too.'
He closed his eyes and drifted off.
Something soft was on his face, and he can't move as an unrecognized object was lying on top of him. "Hmprh.. What the fuck-"
'Someone must be trying to suffocate me with a pillow! You mess with the wrong guy!' he opened his eyes and pushed the weight up. "I sent a god to space! You ain't noth-" he realized he was grabbing a pair of boobs. Giving it a light squeeze, he looked up to see the sleeping figure of a beautiful blonde lady. "AH!" he sets her aside.
He loomed over her and observed her features. 'Man, she's a bombshell!' he frowned however as he noticed her mechanical arm. 'I can relate to her.' he thought. He tensed up when he realized she was regaining consiousness.
Yang slowly opened her eyes. "Ughh... Goddamn Salem..."
She sat up in panic as she realized she wasn't where she was. And... She can't remember what she was doing. "What happened? Where am I- oh hellooooo, handsome." she relaxed once she saw Joseph beside her. "Who are you and what are you doing here?!" Joseph asked accussingly. "Don't ask me that! I can't remember!" Yang defensively replied. Joseph remained silent as he tried to process the bizarre situation, he'd seen worse but this is just weird. Yang blushed at his stare and decided to lay her head on his shoulder.
"Oh geez. I don't know if I should call security or not." Joseph glanced away. "You need to relax." Yang told him. Her eyes widened as he saw his metal hand. "Oh." was all she could say. "Yeah, my thoughts exactly." the Joestar rolled his eyes.
But it hit him.
He was in a room with a hot chick, he better not blew this away.
"Can I atleast know your name?" he asked trying his best to act suave. The blonde appreciated this and smiled lovingly "Yang Xiao Long. What about you, gorgeous?"
'You don't look Chinese to me.' Joseph thought with a perplexed expression. 'Whatever.'
"Joseph Joestar. JoJo for short." he introduced proudly. "JoJo, eh? Cute name for such a manly hunk." she flirted as she scooted over to make herself more comfortable.
Joseph wasn't used to this, as much as handsome as he was, he never really had a girlfriend before. He remembered the time the reporter girl kicked his shin, the time he threatened to french kiss two girls during his fight with Straizo, Suzi... God rest her soul but his attempts with flirting with her failed miserably.
Thinking about it, Suzi only started flirted back when Esidisi's brain had possessed her. Joseph shivered at the thought.
"What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?" Yang teased as she crawled closer towards him. "I-I think." he stuttered. He tensed up as Yang ran her hand around his muscular frame. "Oh my gosh, you're really... Hard." she giggled.
"Ahh, can't take it anymore. Come here, JoJo." Yang smiled as she held her arms out. Joseph gasped in shock as Yang tilted her head in confusion. "Oh to hell with it." he replied and held her.
Yang blushed madly as she his muscular arms wrapped around her. Joseph's muscles felt like a firm matress. "Cozy." she mused as she smelled him. She can feel his breath on her hair.
"Who knew this could be so comforting?" Joseph whispered. "Guessing you never hugged someone as hot as me?" the blonde teased. "Tch. Stop being so cocky, it's a turn off." the man huffed. "Aww, fine. Wouldn't want to ruin the moment." Yang scooted closer. Joseph closed his eyes and kissed her forehead.
"Hmm? Does that mean you love me already?" Yang smirked. Joseph remained silent as the woman laughed, she snuggled deeply to his chest.
"Mmm... Goodnight, JoJo."
"It's afternoon."
"Whatever, just close your eyes, babe."
They slept peacefully... For about 2 hours as Joseph was rudely awakened by Yang's hair on his face. "Pfft. Pwah." he opened his eyes as he slowly removed her strands from his face. She was snoring really loud. It was evening already as the moonlight shined through the dark hotel room to her face. "Holy shit. She looks so beautiful." he mused as he observed her features. Yang slowly opened her eyes and was seem to be disoriented. The messy haired, handsome brunet was the first thing on her vision and she was really delighted. "Oh hey, honey." she cooed before cupping his face with both hands. Joseph winced because her mechanical arm was really cold.
But everything became warm as the blonde pulled him to a kiss.