It was Wednesday... The only day of the week that the Dark Sides were able to occupy the common room without the Light Sides yelling at them to leave. Although it was only one day, the Dark Sides always tried their best to make it count. And today they were playing video games, at the excited request of Remus. And Deceit couldn't seem to deny the Trashman his chance to play, especially since he chose what they did last week.
It was going brilliantly...
"Remus!" Deceit growled out between gritted teeth, eyes narrowing, features contorting themselves into a rather, not so resting, bitch face. "Can you please continue throwing shells at my kart!" The snake's palms tightened around the controller, lean fingers twitching against the buttons. Fork tongue blepping out in concentration as he guided his kart along the rainbow road. First place and almost at the finish line on his third lap!
"No can do, Double Dee." Remus smirked, pressing a button on the remote for his little mushroom character to toss a banana skin just in front of Dee's kart. A firework of manic laughter dispersed up from Remus' throat, eyes widening with glee as he watched Deceit's kart go skidding right off the edge of the road, falling to his doom. "YES! Yes!" he cackled, wiggling his legs over the armrest of the couch with excitement.
The smaller male's lips twitched, eyes growing enormously wide. "NO!" The human side of his face began heating up with rage. Red blotches forming at his cheek, while his scales on the other tinged a darker shade of green. "You idiot! You - you complete and utter buffoon!" Deceit snapped and twirled around from his seat on the ground to shoot daggers at the snorting trait. "I had it in the palm of my hand -"
Remus continued choking on his own laughter. He shoved himself upright on the couch, dropping the controller beside him, smirking. He knew all of Deceit's name calling were in jest. At least, most of the time. "Well if you wanted it in the palm of your hand so much, you could have just asked me!" Remus snorted, unzipping his pants and giving Deceit a little teasing shimmy of his body. "If you're offering~" He seductively wiggled his brows, eyes manically staring deep within the snake's cold and cracked soul.
"You're absolutely not insufferable!" The tip of the Deceitful trait's tongue poked out between his lips. He gave the other a disapproving roll of his eyes before returning his attention back to the game. Remus was being an ass. "Muss, if you don't do this one more time, I won't -"
Creativity playfully rolled his eyes and zipped himself back up. "You're no fun, Dee-Dee." His nose crinkled up, feigning disappointment with a childish pout of his lips. "Or you'll what? Beat me? Punish me? Fu-"
"That is not enough from you," the snake shook his head, glancing over his shoulder at Remus. "Can't we have a day where you don't turn everything into something sexual?" A groan escaped his lips as his kart, once again, flew right off the edge of the road, causing the other male to inhale a large amount of air before wheezing it back out again.
"'Fraid not! And I didn't even do anything to you that time!" Remus chuckled, picking his remote back up and clicking on a few buttons.
"Thisss game sssucksss!" Deceit grumbled, yeeting the controller across the room like an annoyed little brat.
"Not as good as me~"
"That level is not hard at all!"
"I'm sure I'm harder~"
"Remus!"