AN: First fanfic and first lemons. Don't flame me inna comments or ima get to roasting yall ass. I tried my best so don't talk shit pussy.

You ever wonder what happens after you die I know I do, a lot. I think about where I'm going to go heaven or hell. Maybe it'll only be blackness, who really knows about the afterlife. What I wasn't expecting was to wake up inside a pod in space in a baby's body. There is an Identical Pod right next to me, I see another baby boy inside the pod. It looks a lot like the baby version of Goku- I know the afterlife is not going to be a fucking dragon ball world.

Why Dragon Ball the strongest of all the anime's. Why couldn't I be reborn in some hentai anime with big booty bitches and no strong characters. I had to be reborn in the strongest anime with no handicap other than probably being related to Goku. Life really sucks ass sometimes. I don't get much time to ponder it before I'm hit with sleeping gas.

6 months later...

We arrive on Earth and are found by grandpa Gohan. He took us in and treated us like his own sons. One day a few weeks after we arrived Goku fell and hit his head, He became a good child instead of a demon seed. Well guess It's going to be a fun adventure in Dragon Ball, I would try to make sure that Gohan survives in this timeline though.

8 years later...

Life really sucks ass sometimes. I had saved Gohan from 2 Oozaru attacks only for him to die from some sort of disease. The world must have really wanted him to die. I comforted Goku as we buried him. Poor kid lost his only father figure, I can only imagine what he's going through. Gohan was more of a big brother to me, I still remember my old life with my old mother and father. I would never forget him though, He taught me to fight, helped me after Goku almost killed me as an Oozaru, and even taught me some of the wonders of life. So now I have to basically raise a Goku by myself until Bulma came around. I'm sure it'll be fun times.

4 years later...

It was not fun times. This motherfucker was really stupid. I taught him as much as I could, but Goku was a dumb fuck. He was probably only a little dumber than other kids his age though. I think it's almost time for Bulma to come around. I've got a plan to introduce her to my harem, When she offers for goku to see her panties I'm going to give her a different offer. She's either going to suck my dick or she doesn't get the dragon ball, it's just that simple. It's going to be fun feeling those soft lips around my cock.

2 weeks later.

Bulma has finally arrived. I see her car pulling up and decide to fuck with her a little bit. I walk in front of the car and she hits me. I play dead on the ground for a few seconds and she screams and jumps around because she thinks she killed me. Then I rise up like the undertaker and look at her with narrowed eyes. " You should learn to drive, you could kill someone driving recklessly like that." I say with an amused smirk as I see her freak out.

" What how are you alive! I saw you passed out on the ground you were dead! Are you a zombie or something?!" She says and pulls out her pistol. I just laugh at her and stand up from my seated position. " Yes I am a zombie I have lived for about 200 or so years feeding on young girls like you. You look tasty, would you please be my next snack? I say and start to walk towards her with a hungry expression. She looks terrified and empties out the entire clip on me, but I walk through like nothing happened. She just falls on her ass and looks at me in shock.

" You're a monster! Please don't eat me! I'll do anything, just please don't eat me!" She pleads with me to let her go. Wow this was going to be easier than I thought. She was basically giving me the go ahead to have my way with her. I smirk and say " There is one thing you could do. Get on your knees." I start walking towards her and she gets on her knees against the hard road. When I reach her I pull my pants down and my dick springs out, It was large for my age at 6 inches. Bulma tries to get up but I force her back down.

" What are you doing! You said get on my knees! You never said anything about jerking you off!" She shouts at me even though she was terrified. I just look at her and laugh my ass off, she thought she was only going to be on her knees? Then she thought I wanted her to jerk me off? She was hilarious, I can't wait to see her face when she sees what I have planned.

" O you're going to be doing more than jerking me off sweetheart, you're going to be putting that mouth of yours to good work for the first time. You're gonna deepthroat my cock or i'm going to eat you, plain and simple." I say as I grab her face. She looks like she wants to say something but she doesn't.

I slap her in the face with my dick and put it at her lips. " Open up wide and don't use any hands." I tell her sternly as she puts it in her mouth. She takes about 3 inches in her mouth and tries to jack the rest, but I knock her hands away. "NO HANDS!" I shout at her and push her head down on my dick making her choke. "mmmmmmmmmhhhhhh! Mmmmmmhhhh! Mmmmmmhhh!" Is all I hear coming out of her mouth. Such sweet sounds but I want her to suck me off, not to just fuck her face. I let go of her head and she instantly goes to breath.

" Gasp* Gasp* Gasp* Asshole were you trying to kill me! I could have died without enough oxygen! Just wait-she doesn't get to say anything else before I slap her with my dick again. " Less taking more sucking bitch. I'm not going to guide you this time. If you don't suck to my standard you might as well kiss your life goodbye. I want it sloppy and deep or you're food." I growl at her and she starts to really suck me off. She goes down 4 inches this time, but doesn't stop there. She keeps going until she takes it all in her throat. She bobs her head down on my dick as fast as she can, all I hear is " Gluk! Gluk Gluk! and Slurp! Slurp! Slurp!" sounds.

" Damn you're a natural at this. A natural born cocksucker that's what you are. I think we are going to be good friends for years to come my lady." I say and close my eyes and relax. Her lips around my dick feels so good. I always liked head more than pussy anyway. When I told her her life was on the line, the head got a lot more enthusiastic. She was using all sorts of tricks to get me to cum. She was looking up to me with those pretty eyes with my cock deep in her throat. Then she was even playing with my balls wile sucking me off too.

I feel my release coming and I take my dick out and start jerking it off towards her face. Bulma tries to back up, but I force her to stay in place. " Take this cumshot to the face you whore." I growl out at her and start to nut on her face. Strings and strings of cum end up on her face, in her hairs, dribbling down her chin, and even some in her mouth. She spits it out of course, I have to train her not to do that, but it's fine for now I guess.

Bulma looks up at me through her cum covered face and says " There I sucked your dick, so please let me go mr zombie man." I look down at her and start laughing I had forgot she thought I was a zombie, I could get more out of this but I decide that's enough for now. Goku will probably come looking for me in a second anyway.

" You're free to go I guess human. I hope we cross paths again, but until then peace." I say and throw up the duece. She hurries to her car to drive to the dragon ball. I was going to get something for that dragon ball too. Bulma was having some really bad luck today. I quickly run to my house so I'd be there when she came. Goku greets me, but I wave him off and start meditating.

About 10 minutes later Bulma's hover car pulls up. She gets out the car and is shocked to see me. " Ah hello ms briefs, couldn't get enough of me I suppose. I guess I am that charming. I really hope you're here to stay this time. We could use someone like you around the house." I say calmy as I was meditating.

" What are you doing here mr. zombie man! Do you have my dragon ball! Hand it over right now!" She shouts at me like she forgot what happened only moments earlier. I wasn't going for that. Who did this Banshee of a woman think she was talking to, not I the great Bardock Jr. I would have to teach her a lesson I suppose. Bad girls get punished and Bulma's been very bad lately.

" Watch you tone banshee. Who do you think you're talking too. I believe you need to learn a lesson in respect." I say and go to sit in a chair. " Come put yourself over my knees and don't make me tell you twice. " I tell her in a stern tone. She looks at me in shock and says " I'm a 16 year old girl! I'm too old for spankings! Give me the damn ball so I can be on my way!" I'm pissed at this point so I grab her by the arm, she struggles of course, but that doesn't stop me from putting her over my knee. Goku laughs and says " She's going to get it now."

" I tried to be nice and give u a lenient punishment, but no you don't know how to appreciate my kindness. You had 10 swats with my hand, now it's 50 and no complaints or I'll add another 50." I berate her and start the spanking. Swat! After the first spank Bulma is already hollering " Owwwwwwwwwww!" I pay it no attention and hit even harder the 2nd time. SWAT! Bulma starts pleading after that one " Please stop! It hurts! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to be disrespectful!" she probably thought I was spanking her as hard as I could, I was way off from my full strength. After 10 more spanks bulma starts bawling her eyes out. " Pleeeeeeeeeease! I'm sorry!"

I look down at her up turned bottom it had to much clothing. I decide to do the rest on the bare. I take the panties off and hike her skirt up. " No please! Anything but that! I can give u millions of zeni! Just don't spank me on the bare!" She screams and starts kicking and strugling. I decide to really hurt her and use my full power. The first spank comes down. SPANK! She hollers " Owwwwwwwww!" and reaches her hands back to try and cover her ass. I hit them away of course " Try that again and I'm getting a belt. Understand!" I yell at her and start spanking again.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! My ass is on fire!" She screams out and starts squirming. She cries and squirms, but after 10 more spanks she reaches her hand back again and pleads with me " OK! I learned my lesson! Just let me go! I'll try not to such a spoiled little brat!" I stop the spanking for a second and shake my head. I think she thought it was over because she tried to get up. I pushed her back down over my knee and got my belt.

"Bulma you've been a bad girl. I told you what would happen if you tried to protect your ass again. Did you listen? No you did not! Now the next 25 spanks are on the bare with the belt! You're going to count and say thank you sir after every spank! Understood! I scream and spank her to get the point across.

"Owwwwwwww! Yes Sir!" she screams out. " Good." I say and start the real spanking. BELT! " Ahhhhhhhhh! One! Thank you sir!" she screams out and starts crying even harder. BELT! " Pleeeeeeeeeease stop! Two! Thank you sir!" she starts jumping after that one. I look down at her ass and its a sweet cherry red color. I stare at it with pride knowing I did that before I start the spanking again. WHACK! " Ohhhhhhhhhhhh god! It huuuuuuuuurtssssssss!" She screams out so I spank her again " WHACK! Count whore!" I scream at her and give her some licks that don't count.

WHACK! " 3 sir!" She's gave up at this point, She just whimpers and takes the spanking for the next 20 hits. She has 2 left and I want them to be extra hard. I infuse a little bit of ki into my hand and grab the belt and strike her ass as hard as I can. SMACK! " AHhhhhhhhhhhh! You started hitting harder?! I mean 24 sir!" She cathes herself before I gave her an extra spank. This last one going to really bruise her ass its already on the verge of becoming purple. I infuse a lot of ki in my hand and bring the belt down. SMAAAAAAAACK! " Ohhhhhhhhhh my gooooood! 25 sir!" She hollers out and I let her up. Her ass is a dark shade of red, she wont be able to sit right for weeks.

" Now did you learn your lesson young lady?" I question her and pop the belt for extra dramatics. " Yes! Can I please have the dragon ball now Mr zombie man?!" She hollers out through her crying. "Oh no sweetie that wasn't for the dragon ball. That was for disrespecting me, I want something else in return for the dragon ball." I say with a fake sad expression.

" What! What do you mean! You want me to suck your dick again?!" she questions me, but I just smirk. " For a dragon ball and one that's an heirloom of my late grandpa that's much too low. What I want my dear Bulma is your tight little asshole. I want to stick my dick in your ass and make you scream. I want to see you tight hole smother my dick. I'm going to fuck you in the ass or you don't get the dragon ball." I say simply. She looks like she wants to berate me, then she thinks about her ass which was on fire right now and decides against it.

" No that's disgusting! Can't I just suck you off instead?! That's dirty shit comes out of there." She says as she calms down. I loook at her unfazed and say " Ass or no dragon ball your pick." She looks like she ponders it for a second before she says " We have no lube though. I don't have any and I imagine you don't either. Can we wait a few days and you and your friend can come with me to find the rest of the dragon balls?" She asks me hoping for something like this to not happen again to her while looking for them. I think about it for a second before I decide I'll accept.

" Sure me and my brother will go with you. I'm not a zombie either by the way, I'm Bardock and this is my twin/little brother Goku. I tricked you because I was in need of some release. Goku say hi to our new friend." I say smiling at her. She looks appaled and says "Pervert! you're just a big pervert." I laugh and tell goku to get his things. We're going on a road trip. " OK B, Hi new friend Bulma, hope we get along!" Goku says before getting his things ready.

I look at bulma and say " You know I'm going to need more than that right to protect you?" She glares at me, nut nods her head. " Good, I want head whenever I want it and you will give it to me so I can protect you." I say and walk to her hovercar as goku comes out too. " Ummmmmmmm. Can you drive? " She asks me while blushing. " I lived in the wilderness all my life do you think I can drive." I ask her sarcastically. I probably could, but it would be funny watching her squirm while driving.

" It's you fault! I didn't ask to be spanked! You took it upon yourself to"- I pop the belt I got from my bag and she goes quiet. " Ok now get in the car and drive us to the next ball or do you need to be punished again?" I say and pop the belt again. She quickly hurries to the car and gets in. She winces and squirms as she puts her seatbelt on. We drive away to the next dragon ball starting off on an adventure that would last a lifetime.

AN: I'm a pervert and the lemon scenes were probably terrible I tried though! It's going to be smut, but with a plot. I hope you enjoyed! PS: Action scenes not really going to start until later on in dragon ball. Right now it's mostly smut, but later it will be mostly action and less smut.

Power levels

Goku 15

Bardock Jr. 25

Bulma 3

Garandpa Gohan 80