Kirby: Skyfall Chapter 2: Tents : Skyfall 2, a kirby fanfic

Chapter 2! And if you're wondering what's with the sudden exact times in the fic, it comes from a scrapped Kirby fic of mine called 'How to egg stole Christmas' which would've been released 2019 Christmas. I have a couple of plans for the other Dream Friends, but not in this fic besides minor cameos.

Also, it appears some gardening tools are angry at not getting their fictional character In a fighting game that has 6 more characters left. Hmm, strange…

Well, I personally love Three Houses and, but I get why they would be angry. They're the Smash community after all…

Well, see you some other time I suppose!

The broadcast went up on the colonies devices. "Hi it's me, Salad back at you again with some breaking news, you're all being gathered in the center of the colony for an announcement, this is like very excited and to be honest I'm soo hype!" Salad, yes that was her name, was something of an icon on the colony. The interconnected network of 1.3 billion people floating out in the depths of space. "Anyways, I'm sure you'll all see me soon, so for you folks in the back, here's the live presentation."

Salad sighed and turned off the camera. "Alright, the show's over is the transportation ready?" She asked her supervisor, who replied by nodding. "Great." Said salad taking the red hair clippings she put in her green dyed hair out. "Alright, do one more security check on the IO's, minus me then send us in."

Her assistant nodded and headed out of the room for this last check as Salad looked through the one way glass panel in front of her. The colony was all right there, in a steel box. Technology had advanced for serious. Strange energy had popped up all over the Galaxy and allowed them to travel en mass. If was all right there, the lives of all remaining humanity… and they could shut if off with the flip of a switch…

But, they had a mission and even if she didn't know how they kept the secret, it was such a brilliant plan. The strange energy they used to set it in motion well, whenever she thought about it a chill went down their spine. It all made them feel very,

Tents

Kirby Skyfall Chapter 2: Tents

One very strange thing you at note about today's recital are the jumps in time. In one time you may see the Halberd heading towards a disclosed location, even though it landed there in the last scene. This I what some would call a continuity error. But you're not some people I would hope. These sections of stories can be read in any order you wish as they all eventually convulse at a specific time period in which you may see this,

Tents

The word tents is typically used to describe a camping getup, or what you're stuffed in when your kidnappers ask for ransom in the midst of a massive forest.. But it will be much more in this story. You may notice the connection between tents and tense, but be known that tents with be very important in the chapter as well as feeling tense. Maybe the tents are the tense parts of the story? Or perhaps you might find in the midst of all this chaos Meta Knight decides to go camping, he won't, or maybe we count our tens as tent, yet all of you are listening, yes?

-Occipi, High Order…

[Feeling tense, or tents]

10:40 PM

Tents

Madison felt very, very, tents. They were here they were about to land. Twenty minutes. She had said nothing. There was a lady with strangely colored hair, her and her mother, and a man who looked like he had been looking at screens too much. They scanned the area below and detected no wildlife in the area. They were landing in a hilltop area next to some forestry. The lady with strange hair went up to Madison, Madison looked up.

"You're Bri's daughter correct?" For some reason they called her mother by a cut off name. Called it a nick-name. But who was Nick?

"Yes, I am in fact who you speak of." Madison replied. But that was rather obvious to course, though it was the right thing to say. I mean, atleast that was what she was told.

"Me and Bri were exceptional friends back in our early years." The lady said. "My name is Alyssa by the way, but you can call me by my show name, Salad." They brushed some of their light green hair aside revealing more of their brown skin.

"Salad?" Madison asked, quite confused as Salad was a word they had never heard before.

"It has to do with my hair, but I'm positive you've never heard of the word." They said laughing a small bit. But what was so funny? "Anyway, I'm positive you must be quite nervous about the situation, and it's a shame I can't explain much, but I can still tell you a little."

"Oh, of course you can, well you were already doing that I guess, so please continue?"

"The way you speak is adorable, anyways, what I can say is that you are going to be around a bit more people than you must be used to." Madison nodded, "You also will have to come with us for a while so we can get a couple things straightened out, alright?"

"Straightened out?" Madison asked, wondering whether hair was being referred to.

"Well, I can't tell you of course!" Salad laughed off. "Anyway why don't I introduce you to my associate," She motioned her over to the man in the room. "This is my good friend, he's in the political business." The blond man with glasses had some sort of thing rectangular box held up to his ear.

"Listen, Mason tell the guys that we'll do the quiz later," The man looked over at them. "Don't ask how I have service here, look I have to go bye." The man touched the rectangular box and put it in one of his pockets. "What's up Salad?"

"Oh, I'm introducing Bri's daughter to you." Salad told her friend, motioning for Madison to speak.

Madison then spoke. "Why hello there Mr… uh…"

"Please, Call me Carson."

Okay, Carson… Madison wondered why he had a rectangle in his pocket. "Okay M-" Madison cleared her throat. "Okay Carson." Madison continued, "Its quite a wondrous experience to meet a person such as yourself."

"Ok, sure kid." He said picking up the rectangle back from his pocket. "It's quite interesting that only you an-" Then he was cut off by Salad who cleared her throat, then quickly moved her hand horizontally across her neck shaking her head.

"Oh, well in that case, it's nice to meet you as well…" Carson then walked to another side of the circular room. From a distance you could hear him saying something about 'Ted'.

"Anyways, ignore what he was talking about…" Salad told her, as she tapped her fingers on Madison's head. "You know, you look just like you're mother, your hair is just a bit darker than her brownish hair."

"Thank you?" Madison said, not really knowing if that was a compliment. They looked over to her mother who was looking out to the planets sky. They were apparently landing near a waterfront structure next to some 'forestry' which was a clump of trees.

Madison didn't know why but, when she looked up at the surveillance monitor they were using she felt something watching. Maybe it was just the wind, or perhaps she was just nervous? No, not nervous… she felt rather tents. She looked up at the camera, which seemed to look back at her…

All she felt was,

Tents

9:05 PM

Cookie Country, Dreamland

"Pop." Was what the thing said. Bandanna Dee and Adeline instinctively jumped back. At first, they were staring in utter confusion at this.. what was it? Dedede was in the background, and had fell over from shock. There were a couple of other creatures, like a TAC picking up rocks, and what from a distance looked like a Waddle Dee and Grizzo wandering around aimlessly.

"It kind of…" Bandanna Dee looked at Adeline. "It kind of reminds me of you…"

"What?" Adeline asked him. "Well… I guess I could kind of see that." The thing, which reminded them of Adeline looked down at it's hands. It looked shocked. It has a high pitched voice like that of Kirby's, but lowered. They both peered down the hole it was in.

"Pop? Pop, pop pop!?" It sounded very distressed. Then it looked up at them. Its eye color was pure black, as black as the void, or perhaps you could say as black as the entire population of Af-, you know was let's skip that part! The point is it's eyes were BLACK.

"Pop pop." It shook it's head, and the red long strands of what appeared to be hair shook along with it. Ot reached out it's hand towards them. "Pop?" It said sounding annoyed.

"Excuse us for one second." Bandanna Dee told it. He walked over to Dedede and picked him up from the ground. They all did a small group huddle. "Okay, what the heck do we do!?"

"I looked liked it needed help, why not help it?" Adeline suggested.

"Marx looked like he needed help." Dedede reminded them.

"So did Ribbon," Adeline snapped back. "And so did El… uh... the paintbrush girl Kirby saved."

"Whatever, I suggest we clobber it down!" The king said. "I mean, it fell from the sky!"

"I mean, if you want to be technical Kirby fell from they sky kind of…" Bandanna Dee added.

"Spring Breeze, dummy." Dedede felt a breeze all of a sudden pass by. "Wait, what season is it?"

Bandanna Dee then said back, "It's the weird after winter where nobody knows what to call it." Dedede looked confused. "Its almost Spring." Dedede nodded. "But, here's what I think we should do.." He told Adeline and Dedede his master plan. They looked at him in skepticism.

"How is getting you 'a bag of them chips' going to solve anything?" Adeline asked.

"Pop?" Said a voice. They all jumped back. It had escaped the hole. It looked like it crawled out, as it wasn't using its legs. Dedede fell his back again. "Pop pop?" They asked pointing to Dedede. Bandanna Dee and Adeline didn't know what to say. The thing was wearing a yellow long shirt type object.

"Uh, hi?" Adeline said to it slowly waving. It looked at Adeline and cocked it's head to the side. It was far shorter than Adeline about one and a half Kirbies high. It looked deeply into Adelines eyes. It smiled, then grimaced. It looked really deep, like really deep, in fact so deep that Adeline felt something. What would she call it? Perhaps she felt the situation was rather….

Tents

But before two more tents could be muttered, Bandanna Dee stepped in. "Uh, listen I don't know if you can speak our Language, but…" He exaggerated his words a bit and said, "wHaT ARe yOu D0iNg hERE?"

It looked fairly offended, then held a hand to it's throat. "pOP PoP, poP Pop!?" It said making a overly dramatic face. "Pop pop." It said pointing towards the castle in the distance. If looked at Bandanna Dee and Adeline who went to help Dedede back up. "Pop, pop pop." It held it's hands out.

"Huh?" Dedede asked. It pointed to the castle and held it's hands out. "Does it want us to carry it or something?" Dedede asked. It nodded, then the three looked at each other.

"Not it." Said Bandanna Dee.

"Not it." Dedede followed.

"N- Dangit." Adeline said, just a bit too late. Bandanna Dee and Dedede high fived before Adeline went over to it. She held out both of her hands and set it on her back. They weren't that heavy, but they weren't light either. "You're doing the carrying next time!" She yelled to Dedede who just shrugged.

"I think we'll walk the long way home, don't you think Bandanna Dee?" He said.

Bandanna Dee looked at Adeline and laughed a bit, "Well if you insist…" They both began the slow trot back to castle Dedede and Adeline wavered behind. With whatever this was on her back she couldn't help but notice something. Her back felt really, really,

Tents

10:57

Ribbon was waiting in some tent for a ship to land. Her Walkie-talkie buzzed. "Breaker, breaker, Dark Knight to Crystal Shard over."

"Uh, yeah whatever you said." Ribbon responded. She was apparently supposed to go over a pamphlet on how to speak when on a walkie-talkie but she wasn't buying it.

"Hmpf, three minutes until landing." Meta Knight said, annoyed. They could see the ship in the air. They were using under tactically covered tents so they weren't scanned by theoretical sensors. Meta Knight had manually hacked into the ships Camera, the only thing he could access and saw the things. They were… strange to say the least, being at least twice Kirby's height, having strangely long arms and legs, and having strangely colored hair.

The ships technology was, well it was even stranger. Instead of being made of simple easy to understand language, it was a bunch of 0's and 1's? What was the practically of that!? They seemed to speak the basic language everyone else in Dreamland, and the Galaxy for that mater spoke, though Audio was rather glitchy.

They heard what sounded like, "I…el….midd…cla-" Then it cut off.

"Poi." Kirby said as he stared out into the sky. For some reason he had been feeling rather tents, like something wasn't quite right in Dreamland. But he had to help Meta Knight of course. Something was making him feel the need to scowl… he shrugged it off, probably just hungry.

"Oi, Sword to Dark Knight, is the disguise ready?" Sword asked.

"10-4" Meta Knight responded. He had concocted a perfect disguise. It was a rock. He was essentially wearing what was a rock mascot costume with a small breathing hole. They wouldn't know any better, and who in their right mind would bother to check a rock for a masked knight? Meta Knight sneakily, and with the help of his cape, teleported to the landing area, about to the right of the presumed door. "10-3, going offline." Meta Knight cut off his Walkie-talkie, so they couldn't make any noise.

Then they played the waiting game.

11:07

The ship had landed…

Nothing happened for seven entire minutes. Ribbons heart was beating quite quick as she peeked out the tarp. She peeked out and the ship emit a white light. From the side, away from the presumed door a small hatch opened. What looked to be some robot came from the hatch. It buzzed, then went over to the rock quite haphazardly. It went above the rock and Meta Knight went very still.

BEEEEEEEEEP

A claw came out if it? "What the heck?" Ribbon said a bit too loudly. The robot turned towards her. It looked at her for a second, then turned back to the rock. Its claw reached around the rock. Meta Knight didn't move. Then his Walkie-talkie turned on.

He then whispered as quietly as possible, ' get me out of here '. Ribbon looked at Kirby would still looked quite angry for some reason. She quietly went out from the back of the tarp. The claw was trying to pick up the rock, but it was like any other claw, in that it wouldn't pick up what you wanted it to pick up every time, like if you wanted a plushie of your favorite Video Game character, BUT THE STUPID CLAW WONT- ahem, let's continue.

Ribbon silently as possible, creeped over to the claw. Then she thought for a second, what could she really do? Wouldn't the robot thingy just attack her? While thinking this, she didn't notice Kirby sneak up behind her, "Poyo?" He whispered. This surprised Ribbon, who shrieked a bit. The camera turned to them and stopped moving for a second.

Then all of a sudden, the claw perfectly grabbed on to the rock costume, as if by magic, and moved towards the hatch very slowly and the rock was thrown into the hatch. The robot smashed into the side of the ship a couple times, just enough for Ribbon and Kirby to roll in the hatch, leaving Sword and Blade yelling on their Walkie-talkies.

"Oi, Meta Knight? Kirby!? Other one!?" Sword yelled. But they didn't respond as the robot went in and the hatch snapped closed as the adventure truly begun. And the adventure would be rather,

Tents,

Tents.

but before we go…

Let's step back a bit…

What was going on? They pondered. They stared into the things eyes deeply. Was this really was the guys thought punishment would be? It was pretty funny. They smiled. No, they didn't even know where they were… they shouldn't be smiling. So they, grimaced. Then after staring into the strangely reflective eyes of the red hatted thing, the blue hatted one responded.

"Uh, look I don't know if you can speak our Language, but…" Then the thing, which they suddenly recognized as a Waddle Dee spoke as if it were speaking to a dying child, how rude! They quickly responded with,

"oH, lOOk aT need iM a wADdlE dEe, IM imPORTanT cAUse I wEAr a BlUE haT." But when they said it it came out as the word 'Pop'. Then they noticed a castle in the background… "Take me there." They popped out, pointing to it. The Waddle Dee and other thing were helping the fat blue bird up. "Make it quick." They said as they held their hands out…

Twenty minutes later…

"My back hurts…" The thing which the Waddle Dee called 'Adeline' muttered.

Then, tapping on Adelines head they said, "Maybe if you didn't take half an hour, it wouldn't hurt so bad…"It came out as 'Pop' as they were looking around. It was an awfully nice castle…they jumped off of Adelines back with no warning. There was another Waddle Dee with a broom sweeping the hallway. The Waddle Dee didn't seem to notice them as they looked at the broom in the Waddle Dees hand.

They felt like grabbing it… so they did. They went up, and touched the broom. The Waddle Dee still didn't pay them any attention, as they kept sweeping the Halls. They Waddle Dee walked away and they felt something strange…

Suddenly a strange hat with green stars appeared on their head, and a new broom appeared in their hand. It's short, red hair formed a bun, and it seemed time stopped as these things formed, and little stars appeared around them, disappearing quickly. They felt everything at once, and it strangely felt good. They looked at the broom. For some reason, they felt like 'Cleaning'.

Well heck

Update 5-19-20 10:18PM [fixed a couple spelling errors, though I'm sure I missed some :(]