This is a series of Grimm based one shots.
I welcome your feedback, suggestions, and ideas.
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Don't read the books.
Humor. Halloween
Characters: Nick B, Adalind B, Monroe, Rosalee
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Dude, you are such a cop! I swear, you really didn't read the books did you?" Monroe is ranting a bit.
"I mean, not like recreationally, I work a lot of cases. And I have a family now. Three kids! Diana!" Nick is looking sheepishly
Monroe chuckles "Of course they can fly brooms! Everybody knows that! I mean it's all right there in your books. You know you do have two whole books on Hexenbiests... Lots of interesting information in them..."
*grumble* "They're all in some weird ancient German"
"Google Translate! Seriously! I know I have read your Grimm books more than you! Hey Rosalee, do Hexenbiests fly brooms?"
Rosalee smiles holding baby Kyle "Of course Nick. Everybody knows that!"
Nick scowls "Come on, Monroe! Adalind didn't know."
Monroe laughs "Dude, no offense, we love Adalind, but she's the Hexenbiest version of you."
Nick rolls his eyes.
Monroe is snickering at his friend "I mean it's not like you put on her hat or anything."
Nick looks at him and blinks.
Monroe's eyes get real big "You didn't? You actually put on the hat?"
Nick smiles "To fly the broom with Elizabeth. She said I had to."
Monroe's eyes get even bigger "YOU FLEW THE BROOM! WITH THE HAT ON? Rosalee! Nick put on a witch hat AND flew the BROOM!"
Rosalee looks with huge eyes "You did WHAT?" She walks over and looks at his face, eyes, and arms. "Are you sure?"
Nick is curious now "Yeah, just the other day - on Halloween when she was teaching Diana. It was super fun. I wish I could ride more. Why?"
They both look at Nick dumbfounded and start yelling at him "YOU PUT ON A WITCH HAT ON HALLOWEEN AND THEN RODE THE BROOM! ON HALLOWEEN!"
She is now handling him. She opens his mouth and looks in it, swivels his head around, carefully inspects the veins on his neck and arms, and gets really close and stares into his eyes again.
Nick is mildly annoyed "What?"
Both Monroe and Rosalie are now staring at Nick.
She looks at Monroe "I guess he looks OK."
She looks back at Nick "Did anything happen?"
Nick is curious "What do you mean 'anything happen'? It got stuck on my head and was all tingly. I couldn't figure out how to get it off."
They both look at Nick "What?"
Rosalee looks at Monroe "The hat accepted him? A Hexenbiest hat accepted a Grimm?"
They look back at Nick. Rosalee asks "What did it feel like?"
Nick smiles "Weird. It was minty."
Monroe looks "Minty? What does that mean?"
Nick looks at him "I don't know, that's just what it felt like. Minty. And it was stuck on my head. I couldn't get it off. She flew me around for like a half an hour."
Rosalee looks at Monroe then back at him "I guess it must have. Did Elizabeth say anything?"
Nick laughs "Yeah, she was laughing and taking pictures. Said she was going to send them to all her Hexenbiest friends. Ok.. *grumble* what? You are going to tell me it's supposed to kill Grimms or something?"
Rosalee looks serious "Yes! That's supposedly the worst offense a non-Hexenbiest can commit against a Hexenbiest - Donning the hat on Halloween! It's supposed to suck your soul out into the hat or something."
Nick smirks "I guess I just ain't got no soul."
Monroe looks at him "Dude, you really need to read the books. I mean I guess it's not like you got Hexenbiest milk on you or anything."
Nick looks at him again and blinks
Rosalee looks at him again "Nick? You didn't did you?"
Nick is unimpressed "I mean we have two children together. It's impossible to avoid getting it on you. They burp and spit up and spill bottles and stuff."
Monroe looks at him incredulously "Uh, Rosalee, show Nick your arm."
She rolls up her sleeves and shows nick - there are a bunch of little skull shaped scars.
Nick looks "What are those from? Adalind's milk? No! Seriously? Little skulls?"
She looks at him "I thought she put formula in Kelly's bottles. She said she had no idea."
Monroe wrinkles his forehead "I had to rush her over to the spice shop for the antidote. You know, so she wouldn't die. Well, at least you didn't get it in a cut or drink it or anything... uh... Did you?"
Nick blinks at them again.
Monroe rolls his eyes "Of course you did.."
Now he looks at Rosalee "You know, maybe it's better he didn't read the books."
And now he looks back at Nick "Ok, today is crazy opposite day so you are going to tell us it's some sort of medicine for you or something? I mean YOU wore her HAT? A Grimm wore a Hexenbiest hat ON HALLOWEEN and now her milk doesn't kill you?"
Nick smiles
Rosalee is laughing "Ok Mr. Grimm, Spill the beans!"
Nick looks at them "Yeah, well, you guys have kids too, you know how it goes. I end up with baby milk all over me all the time, I mean two babies, I help feed them and all... Anyway 2-years ago, Remember that protest where I got stabbed in the arm by the crazy guy, you know, the one where they put us all in riot gear?"
Monroe nods and Nick continues "Well, I went home to get out of my riot gear before I went to the hospital for stitches. Adalind was sleeping and Kelly woke up for a bottle... I didn't want to wake her up. Anyway, I was exhausted. I must have forgot to put the lid on the bottle and I poured it all over my arms and down into the bandages. It burned like crazy - I guess I woke Adalind up.. Anyway, she came running and unwrapped it. That big knife hole was all full of her milk. I was going to rinse it out because it was really burning - my whole arm was on fire. Adalind looks and says 'hey, it's healing.' Yeah, the whole thing just closed right up in like 10 seconds. Zip gone. No scar or anything. Here look."
He rolls up his sleeve and nothing. He looks at Monroe "Remember - you saw it. The bones in my arm. But it just disappeared."
Monroe is flabbergasted "And now you are going to tell me that you do this on purpose now! Hexenbiest milk? A Grimm? You wore her hat! Ah, why not, we are in opposite world. So she's like your medicine or something."
Nick smiles.
Monroe laughs "You know, maybe don't read the books."