This is a series of Grimm based one shots.
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Is Adalind Pregnant *again*?
Grimm Supernatural/Adventure/Romance/Humor
Characters: Nick B, Adalind B, Monroe, Rosalee
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Monre and especially Rosalee have noticed Adalind has been acting a little strange since the Gypsy Romp. It's been a couple months now, but she seems more aggressive and a bit "scruffy" which is very much out of character for the always ultra-feminine Adalind. Last time she came over with the kids - her knuckles were scabbed and looked sort of calloused.
Of course Nick hasn't noticed anything except that her body seems more toned now. She joined a gym - she said she wanted to work off some of the "Mom-baby bod." Nick protested that he really liked her enhanced curve-liciousness, but she was determined. She now *really* liked sparring with him at night once the kids were down. And of course she always liked the smell of violence on Nick - it's a powerful drug for her.. This is a way to get her fix.
While at the gym - she really got into the fighting lessons. Kickboxing and Judo. She has *Really* taken to fighting - which is also sort of strange as she never enjoyed fighting before.
Rosalee is talking with Monroe while holding her little Kyle in her arms. "I bet Adalind is pregnant again."
Monroe chuckles "Again? Seriously?"
Rosalee is smiling "I think she is craving. Has she asked you for any more of the napalm sausage?"
"No."
Rosalee is pretty sure she is onto something "Huh. I am sure she is craving. Last time she was over - I swear I saw her licking her lips with that look in her eyes. She was definitely thinking about eating something."
Monroe snickers "Ha! Wouldn't that be funny. I sure hope she's not craving Fuschbau."
Rosalee smirks at him "Or Bludbad. I think you need to talk with Nick."
A few days later over coffee.
Monroe is teasing his best friend "Hey Nick, wow, you have some nice bruises. Is that from police work or sparring with Adalind again?"
Nick has a goofy smile on his face while his mind is some place else "Yeah, and it's like she can't get enough of it."
Monroe sees his huge smile "Is she still crazy about that whole Grimm violence thing."
Nick is beaming and his eyes glitter "Oh yeah! Let's just say she makes the bruises worth it. It's like she can't get enough of it.. Or me!" And then he smiles a big goofy smile again
Monroe laughs "Dude, this doesn't have anything to do with that tube top and 'stripper' shorts she had to wear after getting all bloody when we rescued her from the Gypsies?"
Nick's eyes twinkle as his minds drifts away to visions of his wife wearing the ultra-tight bra-less tube top and extra tiny spandex shorts. "I can neither confirm nor deny that."
Monroe continues "Has she been craving anything weird?"
Nick chuckles "Ok, you are going to have to narrow that down. Remember - normal for us includes is Diana possessing people to order their groceries online, Adalind and the kids eating stuff that tastes like burning napalm with sweet vinegary pencil shavings on it, being blasted to bits by my daughter, and Hexenbiest milk healing stab wounds."
Monroe thinks for a minute "Ok, true... Let me think. Ok, has she been craving Wesen?"
Nick thinks "She hasn't said anything about it."
Monroe is on the trail "And she has been working out like a machine and fighting a lot lately - that seems sort of out of the ordinary for her. I don't remember her ever really liking to fight like that or work out with that intensity."
Nick is drawing a blank "A couple weeks after we got back from the Gypsy thing, she was complaining about having a 'Mom bod' - but seriously, I think she is doing awesome for 3 kids... Ok, now that you mention it - she seems to like the taste of blood in her mouth when we spar."
Monroe is thinking back to that crazy adventure "Hmm, The one weird thing I remember from that day was how Adalind and Diana's eyes turned Grimm black."
Nick remembers that day "Oh, right. Yours did too. I gotta say it was kinda creepy to see a fully wogued Bludbad chewing on a torn off piece of a gypsy's arm and having eyes black as the abyss. I had never seen my own reflection floating in your eyes like that."
Monroe is chuckling "No, what was really creepy was Adalind and Diana talking simultaneously in that strange language with their eyes like that. Did you ever figure out what they were saying."
Nick is thinking "Nope, nobody knows. Well, I guess that Gypsy woman seemed to know. I asked Adalind about it and she has no idea what she was saying. She tried to google translate a sentence she remembered - but it made no sense. It came up Velux-Romani and something weird about a heart."
Monroe smirks "Hmm, well, you did tear the hearts out of the chests of those men. Maybe it had something to do with that. By the way, I have never seen anybody actually rip the heart right out of somebody's chest while they were alive like that before."
Nick sips his coffee "Yeah, I don't know, maybe."
Now Monroe gets to business "Rosalee thinks she may be pregnant again."
Nick is unconcerned "I didn't think it was normal for women to pregnant when they were breastfeeding."
Monroe takes another sip and smiles "There's that word again."
Nick laughs out loud "Normal?"
Monroe sips his coffee and smiles "Yep, that's the one."
Nick smiles and continues "Ok, then, what makes Rosalee think this?"
Monroe takes another sip "Rosalee thinks she might be craving wesen. She says Adalind has been giving us creepy looks when she comes over. Specifically maybe she is craving either Fuchsbau or Bludbad... I mean that could get a bit awkward when everybody's over at the house.. you know... 'For dinner'."
Nick smiles "Yes, inviting you guys over, you know, 'for dinner' would be sort of awkward. I'll find out."
Monroe laughs again. "You know Hexenbiests usually don't go for Bludbaden or Fuschbau. Most wesen don't really you know.. Like our kind like that. Remember the last time - she wanted Gelumcaedus. That's sort of 'normal' for Hexenbiests."
Nick is sort of surprised. "Ok then, so who really likes, you know, eating Bludbaden and Fuchsbau?"
Monroe looks straight at him "Grimms."
Monroe takes another sip and smirks "Wouldn't that be funny - another little Grimm."
Nick smiles "Elizabeth swears Catherine is a hexenbiest and that Kelly is a Grimm. What are the chances of that?"
Monroe takes a sip "Maybe that explains the fighting and working out too. Something to do with the baby like how with Catherine she could't get enough of my ghost pepper vegan sausage."
Nick shudders a bit "With Kimoshimobe jam on it. Or Mark's weird honey that makes her hair and eyes glow in the dark. You know I had to get her a gallon of that stuff for Mother's day."
Later that night at the house
Nick is talking his way around the subject "Hey honey, have you been maybe craving anything lately?"
Adalind is putting away groceries in her spandex gym pants "No, I don't think so, why?"
Nick is admiring what he sees "I don't know, you seem to like fighting and licking me more than usual."
She smirks "Is that a problem Mr. Grimm, do you want me to stop?"
Nick smirks "Nope! But Rosalee thinks you might be craving Fuchsbau or maybe Bludbad."
She thinks for a minute and then smiles "Now that you mention it, Bludbaden sounds really good, do you have any?"
Nick is a bit concerned "Fresh out. She thinks maybe you are pregnant again."
She thinks for a minute "I didn't think I could get pregnant while I was breastfeeding" she pauses and thinks longer, then blushes "Hmmm, I was two months late two weeks ago."
He smiles "Well, you were breastfeeding when you got pregnant with Kelly AND Catherine..."
Now she smiles a big goofy smile "I knew you liked the tube top and stripper shorts! You were a man on a mission!"
He smiles again "Mmmmm! You put a spell on me with that outfit! You still have it, right?"
"Of course Mr. Grimm!" she says seductively "But now I want some Bludbad, you know, since you mentioned it. I saved that outfit just for you! Any chance you could Grimm me up a Bludbad if you catch my drift."
She gently runs her fingers across his face witching him and his eyes glaze over in a big smile. "Mmmmmm! I'll see what I can come up with."
