This is a series of Grimm based one shots.

I welcome your feedback, suggestions, and ideas.

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Baby Daddy

Grimm Family/humor

Characters: Nick Burkhart, Adalind Burkhart, Hank Griffin, Sean Renard, Monroe, Rosalee, Diana

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Rosalee is walking past the TV with baby Jason in her arms and rolls her eyes. Monroe is sitting on the couch getting ready for the next show with the other two babies in Bumbo seats in front of him.

Rosalee grumbles about the show "I don't know how you watch this stuff. Seriously, all they do is yell at eachother."

Monroe smirks "It's funny, I mean seriously, what sort of person goes on one of these Paternity Test TV shows anyway?"

Rosalee groans "I wouldn't be caught dead on one!"

Monroe smirks "I know, right. Hey! Wait! No! It can't be! Rosalee! Come look at this!"

Rosalee comes back over "No! You can't be serious! What's Adalind doing on 'Baby Daddy'? Ok, I'm going to make some popcorn! Be back in a minute. You better be recording this."

Monroe snickers and hits "Record" on the DVR. "Already on it! You know I'm watching this again!"

Jimmy, the show's host, is an oily fellow and starts right in.

"Welcome back folks and do we have a good one for you next! Sean here claims he got suckered into being named the girl's father when Adalind here was sleeping with his brother! He also says she is married to somebody else now and she just wants to suck him dry. She claims she knows who the father is and it's Sean!"

"Ok, Sean, tell us your side."

Sean smiles "Well Jimmy, Adalind here was sleeping with my brother for the better part of a year. She tricked me into a one night stand then went straight back to him. Now she wants ME to pay!"

Jimmy puts the pictures of Sean's brother Eric Renard on the screen while Sean talks "See! Look at these pictures! See the resemblance!"

The cameras zoom in on Adalind as she rolls her eyes.

Jimmy goes over to Adalind. She's pregnant and has Nick, Diana, and Kelly with her. "Ok, for one thing, Jimmy, I know who I slept with, and I know who the baby's father is!"

Sean interrupts "Who haven't you slept with! You slept with your husband's police partner for god sakes!"

Adalind throws it right back at him "Well, who MADE me do that? I only did that because I was dating you and you're into weird stuff. You know Diana's yours! Jimmy, Look at these pictures of Diana with Sean's mother! You can see the resemblance! Diana is 100% Sean's daughter!"

Now Sean fires it right back "Ok, well, that could just as well be your mother. Look at these pictures."

They show pictures of Diana photoshopped against pictures of Adalind's mother.

And it goes to commercial.

*Ring ring ring* Rosalee smiles "Hey! It's Hank! Here." She hands Monroe the phone.

Monroe snickers "Hey Hank! Heck yeah I'm watching it! Everybody from the precinct too? I bet! Heck yes I'm recording this. Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure Nick and Renard are going to get into a fight. I mean it happens on every single one of these shows."

Now they're back from commercial break and Adalind is telling her story. "Jimmy, Of course I was serious with his brother. We dated for over a year. I came back here on business and met back up with Sean. One thing led to another and he couldn't keep his hands off me. We had a one night stand and Diana is his daughter!"

Renard is complaining "You're just here because my brother is dead and you want to put your hooks into somebody!"

Adalind gives it right back though "You didn't seem to mind helping to make your daughter! How about you man up!"

The host now has them separated again "Ok folks. This is the moment you have been waiting for. The DNA results are in." He looks at the results "These are sort of abnormal, so we ran them three times. Sean Renard! You are Diana's father! But we aren't done here! Nick Burkhart, Adalind's current husband is also somehow Diana's father."

Adalind smirks at Renard "Ha! See! You knew she was your daughter all along!"

"WHAT! Nick!" Sean flies up to his feet and goes straight across the stage at Nick "How could you?"

Nick flies up to his feet "You know exactly how Sean!"

Sean throws a huge punch at Nick. Nick ducks it and hammers his own punch into Sean's ribs and soon the two men are slamming punches into eachother on the stage.

"Ha! This is GOLD!" Monroe smiles.

Rosalee is giggling "How did they not know Diana has Nick's Grimm blood?"

Monroe snickers "Oh, they knew!"

Soon the security guards are separating them and escorting them back to their places. A second after the security turns them loose they go straight back to fighting again.

Monroe snickers again "This is going to be one of their alltime great episodes!"

An hour later Monroe gets off the phone with Nick.

Monroe smiles "Ha! Nick says the whole thing was staged and they all got an all expenses paid vacation down in Los Angeles. Well, apparently some of the fight wasn't staged but they're all at the bar together getting drinks. I think Nick broke one of Renard's ribs."

Rosalee smirks "Is it bad that I always love watching Nick punch Renard?"

Monroe laughs out loud "Ha! We all do!"

Rosalee is chuckling again "He's up to something. I bet he's trying to weasel out of child support payments again."

Monroe smirks "Adalind's a pretty good lawyer. I doubt that'll fly."