A/N: Thanks to everyone who reveiwed and favorited and alerted. also if you see both bold and italic that means both those people are saying it, except for jack and the doctor theyll never say anything together nor will the master and doctor or taven and the doctor, but the master, jack and taven might agree on somthing.
A/N2: Tell me if you want any rules and what your favorite rules are from this! Oh and Sorry this one is a bit short.
Disclaimer: I dont own Doctor who D: only Taven.
Things I am Not allowed to do on the Tardis part 2
51. Peanut butter is banned from the TARDIS.
-Why?
-Because Jack doesn't understand that it's meant to be used as food.
-What? What was he using it for?
-You don't need to know.
52. The Master is not allowed to tell any small children that might be on the TARDIS, that he will rule the world and if they agree to bug the Doctor then they get a place in his empire.
-Why the hell would there be children?
-I don't know…just in case.
53. The Doctor is to stop acting all paranoid when Taven is left alone in the same room as the Master.
-They're not going to do anything.
-Yet.
-No matter what the Master says.
54. Jack is not allowed to bring anyone in to the TARDIS that the Doctor hasn't approved of.
55. The Master and Taven are not allowed to throw things at the T.V. when a show/Movie doesn't go their way.
-Nor is the Master allowed to kill the producers of said show.
56. Taven is no longer allowed to play "When you're evil." By the Voltaire whenever the Master enters the room.
-Or when facing the Daleks.
-Or Cybermen.
-Or any other evil race.
57. Taven is not allowed to take over the world on the behalf of the Master.
-No matter what he promises.
-Well there goes my money.
58. Jack is not a stripper he should stop taking his clothes off.
-I disagree!
-Knew you'd come around.
-I never denied your attractiveness.
-Taven, Donna, and Martha are not allowed to throw money at Jack when he does ignore this rule.
59. Taven did not steal the cookie from the cookie jar stop accusing her of it…Jack.
-Nor did the Master.
-Or the Doctor.
60. Taven is not allowed a pet.
-Why?
-Because you've already lost: Harvey Leonard the third (hamster), Davis Carol Dante Henry the eighth (Cat), The Master 2 (Dog), The Doctor 2 (Mouse), and Captain Jack 2 (Rabbit).
-She didn't lose The Master 2…or any of the others for that matter.
61. No bringing up the pets that Taven "lost" she starts getting teary eyed and no one knows how to deal with that.
-I do not get teary eyed.
62. The Master is not allowed to put a collar on anyone then give them to Taven as a weird apology for her "losing" her pets.
-Except himself because let's face it she'd enjoy that.
-Shut up!
63. Taven is not allowed to make smoothies…except for banana smoothies.
64. Strippers are not allowed on the TARDIS
-Aw!
65. Jack is to stop making fun of the Master being "hungry."
-So is Taven.
66. The Doctor is to take somewhere someone wants to go if he has asked them where they want to go!
-It's not my fault the TARDIS doesn't like that planet!
-Only because you leave the breaks on!
-I like the noise.
66. No one is to mess with the breaks but the Doctor.
67. No one is allowed to mess with Taven while she is watching her favorite T.V. shows.
68. No one is to mess with The Master when he is building things.
69. The Master is allowed to build devices that can be harmful to others unless the Doctor tells him it's okay.
-Huh 69.
70. Jack is to stop being perverted around…on second thought this is an impossible rule to fallow for him.
71. There is a time and place for everything.
-Except Harkness who isn't supposed to be possible.
72. No one is to break the time loop on Gallifrey!
-Master.
-Oh one time.
73. The Doctor and Taven are to stop bringing up things that happened in the past.
-So are Jack and the Master.
74. The Sontarans are not to be goaded into attacking the Earth just because one is bored.
-Nor are the Daleks
-Or Cybermen
-Or anyone for that matter.
75. Taven and Jack are to stop watching re-runs of Jerry Springer.
-No matter how much they love it.
-Especially since they started to wonder if the Doctor's daughter Jenny was still alive, and what would happen if the Doctor and she got on the show.
76. Anyone caught in violation of the rules shall be punished.
-Jack is not the punishment.
-Aw.
-The punishment is writing a thousand word essays on what you did wrong and how you will attempt to mend it.
77. No one is to bring up Rose Tyler…it hurts the Doctor's feelings.
-In saying that, didn't you break that rule?
-Except for Taven.
-You can't do that.
-I'm the only girl yes I can.
-Touché
78. Jack had everything to do with anything he said he didn't do.
-Hey…in that case same for Taven.
-I deny nothing.
-You slept with the Master.
-….yes…
79. If the Master makes a joke you better damn well laugh.
-That wasn't a joke.
-Sorry.
80. Taven is never sorry for anything she says.
-Unless she is,