A./N: Okay so i took two of your suggestions and put them in here...because i only got two. so if you have anymore please tell me!
A/N2: Please reveiw! :D Oh and check out Taven's Story which is about my OC for doctor who
Disclaimer: I only own Taven.
Things I am not allowed to do on the TARDIS
81. The song: E.T. by Katy Perry is never to be played in the TARDIS again.
-That's a strippers song.
-How do you know that?
-Jack will strip to it.
82. The Master is not to eat the humans…or any aliens that might be trying to live happily and in harmony
-The Master is only allowed to eat things that have been preapproved by The Doctor.
83. "Good Vibrations" Is not to be played while one is taking a shower.
-How bout when one is "busy"
-As long as I can't hear it I don't care.
84. I will not say: "I need a Doctor." Every time I have tripped over something.
85. I will not steal Taven's cookies…or anything of hers.
-But you don't share with anyone else.
-She shares with me.
86. The Master is not to drive the TARDIS unless instructed otherwise
-Nor is Taven.
-HEY!
87. Taven will not bring any friends on to the TARDIS.
-Why?
-Because the last friend you brought on here was insane.
88. No one is to attempt to rap.
-Everyone but Jack sucks at rapping.
-Have you ever heard him?
-No but he's good at everything he does.
89. The Master and Doctor are not allowed to ask Taven why she thinks Jack is good at everything.
90. Jack is good at everything.
91. Any resembles between anyone on the TARDIS and a famous actor is on coincidental.
-LIES I know you are actors in your spare times!
91. Taven is to stop being so paranoid.
-if she doesn't stop being paranoid Jack will give her something to be paranoid about.
-I'm not paranoid! I'm cautious.
92. Taven is not to accidently leave Jack, the Doctor, and Master while we visit the feminist movement of the 1960's in America.
-Jack flirts with the woman there.
-The Doctor will want to join in on the festivities and the Master won't
93. No more food in the console room.
-Taven and Jack make a mess when they eat.
-So does the Master.
94. Taven will not randomly propose to men or women for that matter, just so the Master will pay attention to her.
-Oh one time and I was drunk!
95. Tootsie rolls are only allowed to be eaten on the TARDIS if there is enough to share with Taven, and you play the song: Tootsee roll by 69 boyz.
-Best rule ever.
96. Taven and Jack are no longer allowed to listen to 90's music.
97. Fanfiction is forbidden because certain ones give Jack ideas.
98. Taven is not to start mentally sing the phantom of the Opera, especially if she is communicating with the Master or Doctor.
99. All food is to be thrown out when it spoils.
-I'm still throwing up from that chicken.
100. Taven is not allowed a new cell phone when she breaks her old one.