A/N: Yay another one...i just cant leave it alone can i?
A/N2: I'd like to say thank you to the fallowing reveiwers:
Willow626: thanks for all the helpfull sugestions.
GuessWho: Thank you for your sugestions.
animemonkey14: thank you for your reveiw.
GreenTeaWithOneSugar: Thank you for you're reveiw, and if you're ever on the TARDIS you should come find me an let me join in on you're adventures :D
SilverTortoise: Thank you for you're reveiw!
A/N3: Oh and guess who made a "Hug A Dalek" Hoodie! This girl!...oh and i have six days till my birthday :D
Disclaimer: I own only Taven and no Doctor Who related stuff.
Things I am not allowed to do on the TARDIS
101. No karaoke nights.
-The Doctor does not care that Jack wants to serenade him.
-Nor does the TARDIS like being used as a speaker system.
-Nor does Taven like being reminded that she can't sing.
102. The Master is allowed to eat the people he and the other occupants of the TARDIS are facing.
-No he's not.
103. The Master can eat Jack.
-There are no words to express what I am thinking right now.
-Kinky. Going to buy me dinner first?
-The Master will not eat anyone!
104. Taven is not allowed a sonic Light Saber.
-Why?
-Because Jack will want one and you two will battle it out.
105. No cats on the TARDIS.
-Why?
-Because I hate them.
-Hate is a strong word.
-So is death.
-Point taken!
106. The Doctor is not allowed to watch Lost.
-What!
-You go all weird when you watch it…don't argue it's for your own good.
107. Taven is not allowed to draw comparisons between the Doctor and Casanova, nor is she allowed to draw comparisons between the Master and Sam Tyler from Life on Mars.
-Taven just isn't allowed to draw comparisions.
108. Jack is no longer allowed to talk about any of his "adventures" when Taven is in the room.
-Do I want to know?
-No just no.
109. No more random animals on the TARDIS!
-Why?
-Because I will let the Master eat them and none of them are house trained.
-And they smell.
110. No sex.
-WHAT?
-Not like you where getting any from anyone on board anyways.
-You werent either.
-That's what you think.
111. Taven will not have the Doctor wear a "Team Taven" T-shirt.
-Nor a "Team Time Lords" T-shirt.
-Neither will the Master.
-Jack however is willing to wear both T-shirts…or no t-shirts.
112. I am not allowed to host a party.
113. Taven is to stop having pillow fights with Jack feathers get everywhere.
-The Master gets jelouse.
-No one likes it when he's jelouse.
114. Taven should not atempt to prove she is wearing pants.
-Especially if she can't.
115. No one is to atempt to hack into the Torchwood database.
-EVER!
116. Taven should not go off by herself when visiting a planet she is unfamiliar with.
-The Doctor get's tired of going after her.
117. The Master does not want a hug.
-Unless it's from Taven.
-…yes..
118. The Doctor is not Hamlet.
-though he does enjoy the play.
119. Jack will stop asking the Doctor if they can go visit Casanova.
-He has already explained that he still owes him a chicken.
120. The Master does not want to act out any kind of play.
Ending A/N: Please reveiw and sugestions are always apreciated :D!