A/N: Spoiling everyone who reads this and Taven's story by posting a whole bunch. :D
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Things I am not allowed to do on the TARDIS
121. No one is to ask about Taven's tattoo.
-FOR THE LAST TIME I DO NOT HAVE A TATTOO!
122. The Doctor, The Master, and Jack are not allowed to watch Secret Diary of a Call Girl with Taven.
-Aw.
-What? What is that?
-Something you are deffinantly not allowed to watch.
123. The Doctor should not be referred to as Doc
-Whatever you say "Doc."
124. Nobody is to discuss who the Doctor should regenerate into.
-Cause he should totally regenerate into Hugh Luarie.
-Or Genard Butler.
-Oh Hugh Jackman
-Yes!
125. No swearing.
-What the bloody hell?
-That's a dollar in the swear jar.
126. No red shirts.
-What?
-What?
-Does this mean I have to throw out all my shirts.
-Yes….yes it does.
127. No one should discuss who the Master should regenrate into.
-My vote is for Cillian Murphy.
-Agreed, absolutly agreed.
128. No one is to discuss who Taven should regenrate into.
-I vote Billie Piper.
-No… that's not funny.
-You just don't have a sense of humor.
129. Taven should really stop asking the Doctor if they can go to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory…it's fictional!
130. The show: True Blood is officially band.
-What? Why?
-Because Jack pretends to be a vampire.
-And in every episode there is sex.
-So?
-No!
131. Swim suits are to be worn in the pool at all times.
-Unless by one's self or one's lover.
132. Stupid questions will get stupid answers.
133. Asking: "How do you keep a Time Lord/Lady in suspense?" and then walking away is only funny the first time.
-Jack.
134. I will not bring a large group of sick people into the TARDIS to get help from the Doctor.
-He'd feel guilty and be obliged to help them out.
-The Master would probably kill them.
-Yes.
135. Taven is not to go back in time to meet her first regeneration, it would create a paradox.
-I don't care if you can't fully remember what you were like.
136. Taven, Jack, and the Master are not allowed to go to a standup comedy club to perform.
-Nor are they allowed to bring the comedy club here.
137. Are group name is not: "The Secret group against Aliens who plan to take over the Earth" and "The ones Torchwood and UNIT want to be."
-Nor are we: "The Gadget and the Wires."
-Or "The Doctor and the Nurses."
-Or "The Master and his Servants."
138. Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog is only to be watched while wearing goggles on the top of your head.
139. I will stop taking pictures of the inside of the TARDIS and posting them on the internet.
140. I am not allowed to tatto my name on Jack if he passes out drunk.
-Who would want to do that?
-You perverts.
-Once you die it will go away completely.
-I don't actually want to die just to get a tattoo off my skin.