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Disclaimer: if i owned Doctor who what happens in this list would be on the shows. I only own Taven.

Things I am not allowed to do on the TARDIS

141. The Master may not kill anyone.

-Is this a repeat?

-Nope the other one was: "The Master is not allowed to eat anyone."

-I knew that!

142. Jack is to stop asking the other companions on bored the TARDIS if they would like to play naked hide and seek.

-If Jack wants to play naked hide and seek he should bring Ianto on bored.

-Who?

-His boy toy.

143. When Jack brings Ianto on bored no one is to try and steal him away!

-They are of course welcome to join in on the festivities.

144. When Ianto is on bored the TARDIS him and Jack are to play their sexual games in there room.

145. Taven isn't allowed to come out of her room when Jack and Ianto break the above rule.

-Why afraid will steal her from you?

-No.

146. The Master is not allowed to cook anymore.

-I'm still not sure if what he gave me was actual food or not.

-It was.

-Was it food that we wanted to eat?

-Probably not.

147. Romantic comedies are band.

-But why?

-Because the ones that you and Jack watch are very graphic.

-Hey I never get to pick them so it's not my fault!

-You liked it.

148. I am not allowed to run around the TARDIS screaming: "The British are coming the British are coming."

-And upon seeing the Doctor and the Master I will not yell: "Run Jack there here we need to assemble the troops!"

-Taven is not one of the minute men from the American Revolution so she should stop acting like it.

-Jack is not to help her act out the revolution on the TARDIS…or anywhere else for that matter.

149. The Doctor will not take Taven to the American revolution just because she wants to be the one running and yelling: "The British are coming!" while point at the Doctor and The Master.

150. Taven is to stop playing baseball with herself.

-She isn't fast enough to catch the ball when throwing it across the console room.

-Says you.

151. Taven will not help the Master build a paradox, no matter what.

-I would never do that to the poor TARDIS and I am offended that you would suggest such a thing!

152. Asking what Taven did with the Master is okay asking her what she "did" with the Master is not.

153. Taven has already apologized to everyone aboard the Valiant for building what the Master wanted her to build so they should stop bringing it up because she will get annoyed, then the Master will get annoyed, and then the Doctor has to clean up the mess the Master makes.

-Jack

-Martha Jones

154. If asked nicely Taven will build you a electronic device.

-As long as it's not for taking over the world, or enslaving the human race, or killing off thousands of people, Etc.

-What if it's for "personal" use?

-No she will not build you it Harkness.

155. I will not get depressed about the results of my IQ test.

-I refuse to believe that was an accurate test!

-It was made by humans of course it wasn't accurate.

-What did you get?

-500

-And you're complaining about that?

-The Master and Doctor achieved even higher scores.

-550

-530

-You people have issues.

156. Harkness is not to judge others.

-Neither is the Master.

-Or Taven.

-Or the Doctor.

157. I will not answer a question with a question.

-Unless it's called for.

158. Ice cream is now banned from the TARDIS.

-What!

-It's Harkness's fault.

159. If Taven wants some ice cream then she's bloody well going to get some!

160. No one but the Doctor has the right to veto a rule.

-I thought this was a democracy.

-It is but I'm in all the offices so I get to veto rules.

-I don't think we've voted…and even if we had I would have voted for myself.

-I would have voted for you Doctor.

Ending A/N: So what did you think? please leave a reveiw and sugestions if you have any!