Prompt: Humans are the rarest and the deadliest species in the known universe. Often, search parties go missing due to a run in with a human ship. It has recently come to light that there is an entire planet full of them.
Prompt: It is illegal to contact the humans, as they wear an evolutionary scar from their time as prey. It is known as 'fear' and it makes them volatile and unpredictable.
A/N: I do not own South Park or any planets… I also do not own either of the writing prompts that I am using to write this story.
Tweek woke up wrapped in a thick cover which he promptly took off trying to regulate his body temperature to try and feel for some air around him that may be colder than the warmth. He found himself sitting up and saw that he was inside a strange cave that wasn't made of ice but was clear enough to show light through although he could not see outside. There was no exit that he could see and he was unsure if he would be able to break free of this cave without hurting himself. Before Tweek could come to a decision there was a noise outside and the cave opened starting from the bottom and ending at the top and an alien looked in. Tweek noticed that he looked almost like himself but with pale pink skin and nonmoving black tentacles that seemed to lay flat. His eyes were a bright blue and did not glow, and his skin seemed dull with no ice on it at all.
The next thing he realized was that he recognized this creature, he had seen the ice carvings and heard the warnings, this dark haired alien before him was a human. Tweek felt his eyes widen and his tentacles lay flat against his head which was a sign of fear for Sateils. He struggled to his feet and dove out of the tent hoping to get away from the human before he could be attacked only to come to a standstill when he saw a whole crowd of them outside of the tent. Tweek looked around wildly before deciding to go in a certain direction that should get him away from these humans. He didn't know how they had found him or why they would track him down but since he had been found he decided that answers would better be left for later. As a future ruler of his people he had been taught from an early age how to prioritize certain things and for now his life seemed a priority. He dove to the right toward what looked like a steep drop but what turned out to be just a steep incline but he hurried down it just the same. Just as he arrived at the bottom he felt something close around his arm and when he looked back he saw that it was the first human he had seen with the blue eyes looking at him and holding onto his arm. Tweek flailed his arms and when that did nothing he reached out and grabbed at the arm that was not holding him, pulling the human toward him. Tweek used the momentum to pull himself up and over the head of the human all the while twisting his arm out of the grasp of the humans'. He landed on his feet behind the human and took off running in a different direction only to find the other humans spread out and closing in on him. He jumped high about 10 feet in the air and wrapped his arm around an overhead branch attached to a tree and swung himself upwards. He grabbed the trunk and shimmied higher and would have kept going but a wave of dizziness swept over him and kept him from moving now that his bought of adrenaline had passed.
Looking down, he saw that the humans had crowded around the bottom of his tree. Tweek looked upwards and wondered at the sky above him that was bright and blue almost like his skin with what looked like ice bergs up above. He had never seen such a thing so he allowed himself to marvel for just a moment before he looked back down and tried to take stock of his situation. Tweek had no idea where his ship was or if it was in any shape to take him home after that crash with all of those asteroids. He also had no idea how he would be able to fix the ship with parts from this planet that he seemed to be on. The ground had snow which was a little colder than Venus but Tweek would have to find some sustainable food on this planet, the fact that Tweek could see the Sun made him feel better because although it looked a little farther away, he knew he could track himself using it. These facts made Tweek feel a little bit better but looking back down at the ground where all of the humans were brought him back to the problem at hand and that was even if he could get to doing all of those things, he would need to survive making it to the ground surrounded by all of the humans.
He became a little alarmed when he say the black haired boy climb onto the shoulders of another of the humans before grabbing the lowest branch on the tree. Tweek sat there and watched with slight horror as the human slowly made his way up to Tweek's branch and sit down next to him. The human looked a little wary of him and Tweek wanted to jump out of the tree but knew he wouldn't get far in his weakened state so he stared at the human and waited to see what would happen to him. After a few moments with nothing having happened Tweek relaxed his death grip and the tree and felt a little guilty that he was probably hurting it.
"Hello" The human said and Tweek jumped a little feeling surprised that he understood the language. It had never occurred to Tweek that the humans spoke the same as the Sateils.
"H-hello human." Tweek said staring at the blue eyed boy.
"I mean you no harm. We found you last night in the woods outside of a burning ship and brought you back to our camp to try and help you out." The human had very little inflection to his voice. Tweek did not feel very calm listening to it. He said nothing and continued to stare at this human not entirely sure if he was telling the truth. "My name is Craig. I am the one who carried you back to camp. What is your name?"
Tweek hesitated a moment, this Craig could be looking for more than his name but after another quick glance below he decided to answer. "I am called Tweek. Do you know where my ship is then?" He decided he might as well ask.
Craig nodded his head and held out his hand to Tweek. "We can go back down together and go and see your ship."
Tweek immediately grabbed for the tree again. He knew it, all this human wanted was for him to go down and get killed. He turned his head away from this human and thought about his options, this tree wasn't going to be an opportune fix to his problem, especially if humans can climb. This black haired human, Craig didn't seem to want to kill him although Tweek had a feeling it was only because he was alone while the rest of his kind were on the ground. Tweek was weakened and would have to come down sooner rather than later and he was unsure of the intentions of those around him. He knew one way to find out those intentions but he had never thought about or really wanted to get that close to humans in order to use his saliva glands. He pulled away from the tree to look at Craig again who was still holding his hand out and looking at Tweek as if he had all of the patience in the world.
Tweek hesitated only a moment more before he reached out needing to do it quick before he changed his mind. He grabbed Craig's hand and pulled him closer to him and Craig wobbled dangerously on his branch which made Tweek let go of his hand to wrap a firm arms around Craig's waist to keep him in place before Tweek leaned forward and locked his lips on the human's and used his tongue to push open his lips. When other creatures had saliva as well it made reading their life force easier and so when he combined his saliva with Craig's Tweek was able to read everything about him right down to his intentions. He pulled back after just a couple of moments and had determined that Craig did not want to kill him. His arm was still tight around Craig's waist and he saw that Craig was looking at him with wide eyes.
A/N: Alright! I hope you're all enjoying this so far. I am loving writing this! How do you think Craig liked his unexpected kiss from Tweek? I bet he didn't see that one coming. Please review!