Say Yes And Marry Me

Proposal With Horror

Kisame was determined to show Sasori and Itachi that being engaged meant a lot more than they though it did, marriage was after all a beautiful thing. A smirk was on his face as he made his way over to his boyfriends apartment. Once he was there, he knocked the door and waited for a few seconds. Soon it was opened and his boyfriend was there, cutes boy shark he had ever seen. "My little angel" He said, with a huge grin.

"Kisame, I was not expecting to see you today" Jason sighed and then moved to the side, a similar grin spreading on his face "Come in my big strong shark!"

"Well, I was kind of wondering if you'd like to go to the Carnival with me!" Kisame said, bowing his head down shyly.

"The new fair!" Jason gasped, stars growing on his yellow eyes "Oh my, I never thought you would ask me to go there! I thought you hated those kinds of things"

"How could I hate anything that makes you smile like that, my little one" Kisame responded smoothly, patting himself on the back.

"Thank you!" He said. "Let me get my wallet and get ready and we'll go!" Kisame nodded as Jason ran back into his apartment, he followed. As soon as he was inside, he grinned and looked all around waiting for his lover to hurry. He was actually going to do this, he was the first one to propose and was going to be the first one to get married. He pulled out the ring box from his pocket and smiled down at the gem.

"Soon"

Itachi and Sasori had made it a point to go and run some errands and then met later that day. "Have you thought on how you are going to propose to your boyfriend?" Sasori was the first to ask as he looked at the ring he got with the topaz gem with diamonds.

"Not really" Itachi said, his ring had a Sapphire gem with two black stones on the side.

"So, do we wait to see what Kisame says he did" Itachi shrugged.

"He is so going to chicken out in the last minute" Itachi scoffed and Sasori nodded in agreement. That was when their beepers went off and they had to run back home to their boyfriends.

"See ya!"

"Okay, I'm ready!" Jason said as he came back and gave Kisame a strange look when he saw him put something down his pants. "What were you doing?"

"Conducting a master plan" Kisame exclaimed "Not to worry, I'll let you know sometime today"

"Liar, you want me to forget!"

"I do not, now let's go to the fair" Jason huffed, but then nodded. Both he and Kisame walked towards the car and after half an hour, they were finally at the fair. It was full of rides, along with the smell of popcorn, hot dogs, ICEE's, and sweet cotton candy. There were many game tables as well.

"Woah!" Jason said.

"Wee" Kisame said sarcastically. That was when he saw that Itach and his little brother/boyfriend were there as well. He then remembered that Itachi said that Sasuke wanted to come here, and that is how the Carnival had popped into his mind! That was why it was there! Damned, and he thought he had come up with a great idea. No, Kisame thought, there was one place to make this proposal unique. He nearly gagged when he saw both Sasuke and Itachi kissing.

"Kisame! Let's go to the hammer!" Jason suddenly said and started to drag him to the white ride that looked like a huge hammer, well like two huge hammers that swung around back and forth as they came to a stop. But he knew they went all the way around in a circle.

"The hammers?" he gulped "Fucking bloody hell!"

Kisame hated carnivals and he had to endure one all day already. Jason was all smiles and laughs, and that just made his day. "So, where do you want to go now?" his excited boyfriend asked.

"Uh" he looked around, until a tall white run-downed building caught his eyes. That is the perfect place for me to propose to him! I'll do it there!' Kisame thought. "There!" he said. Jason looked over to where his boyfriend was pointing and a chill ran down his spine.

"Are you sure?" he asked, in a meek way. However, Kisame did not pay any attention to the tone of voice that his boyfriend was suddenly using.

"Yes!" he said "there!"

"Uh…" Jason had no time to say anything else; before he knew it he was being pulled into the Haunted House. There was someone there, and Kisame handed the amount of tickets necessary just to walk into the building. Jason's breath was coming in hard now as he pulled Kisame's arm tightly across his chest. He was terrified. "Kisame, my love, please let's go back"

"Relax" There was creaking noises. It was almost as if someone was following them.

"Kisame…" Jason's heart was pounding.

"Hmm, this is so lame" he said when flashing lights came on suddenly and a ghost like thing waved around.

"AAAAH!" Jason yelled in panic. "Kisame, I want out, I want out" Jason didn't care, he was going back, just as he sharply turned around, he tripped over his own two feet, falling down on his knees only to hit on another switch. Kisame gasped and turned around to help his boyfriend.

"GYAAA!" Jason yelled, as a snake like man with long silky hair and golden eyes appeared, and its mouth, a long tongue slithered out of it.

"Jason!"

"KISAME!" The man sobbed, and nearly had another panic attack as he felt arms grab him around the shoulders. He looked up and was met by the golden eyes of his boyfriend, they were warmer, and did not look like a snakes.

"Relax" Kisame said as he noticed how violently his boyfriend was shivering. It was dark around them, there were many laughing maniac voices around them. The snake man slid back down into the black passage it had come from. "Wow, you look so beautiful"

"Let's get out of here you fool!" Jason snapped.

"No" Kisame said "At least, not until you answer my question"

"Huh" Jason said angrily "What fucking question!" He pushed Kisame away from him and then stomped his foot. The snake was back, slithering and its teeth once again bared. "GYA!" Causing Jason to run back into Kisame's arms, they did not call this place the nightmare-haunted house for nothing.

"Jason!" Kisame said as he caught him.

"WHAT!" the other snapped, tears on his eyes.

"Will you marry me?" Suddenly Jason could not hear anything around him, nothing at all. It was just he and Kisame. "Jason?"

"NO!" Jason yelled making Kisame's face drop. "JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

"But, but!"

"EEEEH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" filled the air as a witch popped out of nowhere and swung herself back and forth on the roof. But that did nothing for the lovers who were lost in a deep kiss with each other.

"Let's get out of here," Kisame said in an emotionless voice as he pulled away and Jason nodded his head. Needless to say, they got lost and spent at least twenty more minutes stuck in there. Jason was pissed. That only led to an argument with many things said to regret.

Late the afternoon, as they ate lunch at their break, Kisame sat down with a frown on his face and simply kept silent. Sasori and Itachi looked at him curiously. The shark noticed this and then said "He rejected me"

"Seriously?" Sasori asked.

"How did you propose for him to reject you?" Itachi asked as he bit into his apple.

"In a haunted house!" Both Itachi and Sasori sweat dropped, that did not explain to them on how they should properly propose.

"Really" Itachi said.

"Sounds kind of lame" Sasori added. "No wonder he rejected you"

Kisame scoffed and crossed his arms. "So, I have a backup plan and this time, he will say yes. We are still not broken up" he started and then decided to change the subject from himself to his companions "Have you guys already thought about how you are going to propose to your boyfriend?" All he got were blank stares.

THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS! I can see many of you find this amusing. Hmm, What are other unusual ways to propose...I have to think of better things. I'll see you around.

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