Say Yes And Marry Me

The List To An Effective Proposal

Sasori and Itachi watched as Kisame wrote down on a paper instead of eating lunch, and kept hitting his head. "Damn, that has got to stop already" Itachi said as his drink nearly toppled off the table. "What the hell is your problem Kisame!" he snapped.

"Well" Kisame said, "I've been thinking about my back up plan," He said.

"What do you have so far?" Sasori asked.

"Well," Kisame said, "It's called the list to an Effective proposal!" He announced. This caused Itachi and Sasori to stare at him down founded.

"Really now" Itachi said.

"What do you have so far?"

"Well, so far All I have is a list of how I can propose, but no clue on how to go about it." Kisame explained as he placed the list out in the open. On the blue sheet of paper, there in bold letters it read:

Propose to him while bungee jumping.

Take him to a fancy restaurant and hide the ring in dessert

Take him to the park, get down on one knee by a small waterfall and pop the question

Take him to a football game and have them announce that I would like to marry my boyfriend…

"Well" Kisame said.

Itachi looked up "Try number one"

Sasori shook his head as he tried not to laugh at Itachi "Try number three" Kisame nodded his head. He got up and ran out of there.

"He is so going to try number four" they both said at the same time and finished their lunch before heading back to work.

Kisame ran towards his boyfriends job and smiled as he walked in. The office was looking at him apprehensively as his boyfriend stood up with a shocked look on his face "Kisame, what are you doing here, I have work!"

"Jason, I just need to ask you a couple of things!" He said.

Looking at him oddly, Jason nodded his head "Would you ever jump out of a plane with me, and marry me" Jason's eyes widen.

"Are you crazy, sharks are not meant for flying!" he snapped.

"If I took you to a restaurant and hid the ring in your desert," Kisame asked next.

"I would choke to death and kill you after wards!"

"How about in the park, around a water fall"

"I don't know, it sounds better than the rest"

"Really?"

"What about if we went to a foot ball game, and I proposed" Jason rolled his eyes.

"You wouldn't dare" Kisame jumped and ran out of there. "Hey, where are you going!"

"I just got a crazy idea!"

"Huh" Jason said, wondering why Kisame was asking to marry him so much. He might as well accept now, that shark knew nothing about proposals.

Kisame's funeral…

It had come as a shock.

All of them had attended the funeral. Itachi stood there with Sasuke beside him, both looked bored at the shark that was in the coffin. Deidara was trying hard to hide his huge grin, and Sasori just kept looking at him to see when he was going to break. Jason on the other hand, was crying his eyes out.

"This is so boring Nii-san" Sasuke complained "I want to go home"

"I want to as well, but something is not right here," Itachi said. Sasuke tilted his head and looked at the shark in the coffin…now that his brother said that. Kisame had been well yesterday. Why the sudden heart attack?"

"Oooh! My kisame" Jason sobbed. He walked over to the 'corpse' and placed his hand over the coffin. "AAAH!" he yelled as his hand was suddenly grabbed.

"Will you marry me Jason? Till death do us part?" Kisame said as he sat up and shocked everyone. Jason was shaking from shock to anger.

"YOU IDIOT!" He yelled. "What was wrong with the park Idea, I thought you were really dead. You had me over the border killing my self. You are SUCH AN IDIOT!" With that Jason stomped out of the cemetery and was followed by a fearful Kisame.

"Jason, wait, IM SORRY!"

"Psh, what a lame way to propose" Sasuke said, grabbed Itachi's hand and pulled him out of the cemetery with him.

"Yeah" Itachi said, still not sure how to propose to Sasuke anymore. "Kisame is such an idiot"

Deidara on the other hand was laughing his head off and Sasori was stuck in the same predicament as Itachi. How was he going to propose to Deidara.

The next day at lunch, Kisame sat there with multiple bruises on his face. "He beat me up" he said with a soft sigh.

"We can see" Itachi said.

"And then he accepted it and we had make up sex!" Kisame said, a triumph look on his face "Beat that!"

"Liar" Sasori said.

"Well, I can dream" Kisame muttered, and then sighed, "Well, back to the list"

"You might want to stick with it this time" Itachi commented. Kisame nodded.

"Just you wait, I'll have another brilliant Idea soon" There was no doubt about that.

Next Chapter, SAsori proposes...what will happen????