Say Yes And Marry Me
The Naked Proposal
Sasori had thought about it long and hard, the thing was, there was no way to propose to Deidara. With their busy lives, and on the spare time their hardcore sex, there was no way he was going to be able to make a romantic proposal. Or a decent one at that. Sasori narrowed his eyes as he saw a yellow flash run around his and his lover's apartment. "Deidara, what are you doing?" he decided to ask. His eye twitched when he saw him wearing just a robe, knowing that there were no clothes under it.
"I am going to go and model for an art class" The blond man stopped and looked at him "They told me I could bring someone else, so, wanna come un?" This irritated Sasori.
"As in a bunch of students are going to stare at your naked body?"
"Yes!" Deidara jumped "Some of them are even going to sculpt my awesome body" Sasori sighed, this was all about Deidara's passion. He gritted his teeth.
"Alright, I'll go" Sasori grumbled, "Make sure all those kids keep their hands to themselves!" Deidara rolled his eyes.
"As you say!" And with that the blond kept packing. Sasori decided to pack some of his stuff as well, as he was doing his own pack he glanced at the ring box. Should he, or should he not? He could not decide. Taking the risk, he shoved it down into his pocket. "Ah, Sasori, take off your clothes and put on this robe!" before he could say anything a robe was thrown on his face. He glared at it, but knew he had no choice.
'Well, this is one way I could propose.' He thought to himself as he removed the robe from his head and then pulled up his shirt. Unknown to him, mischievous blue eyes stared at his body as he removed everything off. Sasori was not the only one feeling jealous and possessive. "Sasori, hurry, we have to go!" Sasori sighed and then put on his robe and followed his dear boyfriend out the door. "You look hot"
"So do you"
They got in their car and drove all the way to the university, once there they were soon directed into the art room and asked to unrobed.
Students were all watching them, a professional air about them as Deidara was asked to sit down, and Sasori was asked to stand beside him.
People looked at them, the room was silent as they were still all the time they were required to be. "Alright, you can take a break now" The teacher there said.
The students checked their paintings and some massaged their hands. Sasori turned to his still sitting boyfriend. He looked like such a beauty on that high chair with nothing on, and his blond hair brushed back over his back, his face all exposed. "Deidara, my love"
"Yes Sasori"
"There is something that I have been meaning to ask you," Sasori said, despite the fact that he was naked and exposed right now, it seemed like nothing else could humiliate him anymore. It was now or never. He just hoped that Deidara did not reject him like how Kisame had been rejected so many times over.
"What is it?" Deidara asked a clueless look on his face.
"Well, I just" Sasori dropped on one knee, and Deidara gasped. The artist around who were ready to continue stopped and stared at the scene before them.
"Sasori" Deidara said, in disbelief.
"Deidara, my heart, my soul, will you marry me?" He asked, Deidara at there still in shock, unable to believe what Sasori just had asked him.
He nodded his head, and then gushed out "YES! I will, I'll marry you!" he said. Sasori had not expected this. However, he was pleased as he slipped the ring into Deidara's ring finger. Just as they had come into the classroom he had made a grab for the ring without the box and had kept the ring in the palm of his hand…until now…
Soon he noticed that everyone in the room started clapping and cheering for them. Sasori stood and Deidara wrapped his arms around his neck and kissed him hard.
"WHOOO!" People yelled.
All Sasori could feel was happiness as he wrapped his arms around Deidara's naked waist and kissed him more.
He guessed, proposing is not so hard, Kisame was just an idiot when it came to it and that was why he was always rejected.
"IM GETTING MARRIED!" Deidara yelled as he showed off his new ring to everyone who wanted to see it.
Kisame was killing himself over his new list. Lunch was no long a great experience for him. his boyfriend had also stopped talking to him. "Don't you guys have any other ideas on how to propose, I feel like everything has been done"
"Well, you could have some alone time and just propose" Itachi suggested.
"You are so lame" Kisame mocked him. "I bet Sasuke will reject you as well."
"Well, don't ever ask for my advice." Itachi glared at the shark. Sasori on the other hand had been quiet all that time.
"So, Sasori, care to share what you did yesterday" Kisame said, with keen interest.
"I proposed to Deidara"
"And he rejected you right!" The shark man said in triumph.
"No,: he said "Deidara accepted and said yes" Itachi congratulated him while Kisame let out a strangled yell.
"NOOOOO!"
This was an odd proposal...But hey lol.
