Say Yes And Marry Me

The Dirty Proposal

"Damn them all to hell" Kisame muttered under his breath. He still had no idea how he was going to propose to his boyfriend Jason; all he knew was that his boyfriend was not talking to him anymore. "Well" He said, "I could first try and get on his good side" and with that, he went on to plan a romantic meal for both of them.

With Deidara and Sasori

Sasori had Deidara pinned to the wall. "Haa" Deidaira breathed out as pleasure rushed his body. They had already set a date for when they wanted to get married, but like always, neither of them could control their urges. At the moment, they were going to have sex once again in the middle of a perfectly good afternoon.

Shirts were already off, and Sasori's mouth was latched to the sensitive spot on Deidara's neck. His hands wondering all over the silken body of his blond lover, and the singing moans he elicited encouraged him to continue.

"Take me already" Deidara moaned his body hot and needy, pre-cum leaking already down his member in excessive amounts.

"Patience" Sasori murmured, and gently he nudged his finger into his lover's tight hole. Deidara's fingers sunk themselves onto his back as he arched and parted his legs widely, completely welcoming his lover into him. His body remained relax of the familiar feeling and that made the pain be less, and then the pleasure intensified as that one finger moved within him and searched for his pleasure spot. Sasori looked up at Deidara's flushed face and kissed his swollen lips once more as another finger found it's way into the blond.

"Oooh, Sasori, it feels so fucking good" the blond moved his sensual mouth against Sasori's cheek and he started to move back and forth, against the fingers. "I can't take it anymore," He panted into Sasori's ear "Please just fuck me, fuck me hard"

Sasori nodded, and removed his fingers. Deidara whimpered a little, but he let out a satisfied gasp when Sasori's cock pressed into him and filled him completely, stretching him further than two fingers ever could. "Deidara, you're so tight"

"Sasori, Fuuuck, you're so big" The blond purred against his red headed lover and then Sasori shoved himself completely in. "AAAAH!" Before long, he had Deidara screaming and cursing loudly while he told him to not stop and just keep going as well as "Yes! Yes, yes, oh yes!" As he found the blonds prostate and kept hitting it with every thrust of his hips into his blond.

"AAAAH!" Both yelled as they reached their hard climax. Deidara giggled as hey slid down to the floor, exhausted for the moment.

UchihaCestUchihaCest~~

Itachi got out of his car and started to walk towards his apartment that he shared with his younger brother, who is also his lover. He sighed as he pressed his hand down the front pocket of his pants and felt the box with the ring that he wanted to use to ask Sasuke to marry him. Just as he was walking towards the building, he saw his younger brother run out without shoes and to the back of the building. Curious, Itachi decided to run after him to see what he was up to.

He arched an eyebrow when he saw him climb into the huge trashcan out back where everyone threw all their trash "What are you doing Sasuke?" he decided to ask. His younger brother jumped and turned to face him with a frown on his face.

"Damn it Itachi, you are not supposed to be here, go inside and pretend that I am not in a trashcan!" Sasuke snapped. Itachi crossed his arms and just stared at his brother. The fact that his brother was in a trashcan made him frown, his little brother didn't belong there.

"What are you doing Sasuke?" he repeated. Sighing, Sasuke began to dig in through the trash.

"None of your business"

"Sasuke" Itachi called again, and unfolded his arms as he walked towards the trashcan. It was obvious that his little brother was looking for something. "Tell me, what are you looking for, I'll help you" Sasuke glared up at him.

"Itachi, you don't need to get yourself dirty" Sasuke hissed, "Besides, I was the stupid one, so I have to search for it myself"

"And what's it?" Sighing, Sasuke decided to tell Itachi in hopes that his brother would leave him alone in his misery within the trash.

"Remember, the necklace that you gave me?" Sasuke said and Itachi nodded "I think the small pendant fell down while I was cleaning and I already looked over in the apartment, I can't find it. It has to be here, I have to fucking find it!" Sasuke snapped. He loved that pendant and necklace that Itachi had given him. He had the necklace; all he asked for now was his pendant.

"I'll buy you another one Otouto, just get out of the trash"

"NO!" Sasuke snapped, and glared over at Itachi "There is no fucking way, you inconsiderate jerk" Itachi rolled his eyes and decided to join his brother in the trashcan. He pressed a hand to it and was about to climb in when Sasuke stopped him.

"Let me help you look"

"Fine!" Sasuke said. "But take off your shoes, that would be something hard to wash and they are expensive" Itachi did as asked and then started to help his brother look for his pendant.

Both Uchiha's where tearing up bags

Before they knew it, they had ripped up many bags, both were smelly, and they had created a huge mess. "Damn it!" Sasuke said feeling frustrated "I am never going to find it!" It was as if all hope was lost. But like always at the last moment, things decide to make themselves known.

Itachi sighed and then noticed something shinny behind a banana peal; he reached for it and noticed that it was the silver pendant from Sasuke's necklace. He turned to Sasuke and saw that his younger brother was getting up and started to bang at the trashcan, only to have the top of it fall on top of them. It hit him a little in the head and he hissed while Sasuke was slammed to him and both stayed there, for a moment buried in trash.

Itachi was with his back pressed to the trashcan wall and Sasuke on his chest and between his legs. "Damn Itachi, I am never going to find it"

Itachi sighed.

"Hey Sasuke"

"What" Sasuke asked angrily, both of them were getting already sick of the smell in the trashcan, but Itachi decided that this was the perfect moment to propose and give Sasuke his pendant back.

"Will you marry me?" There was silence, and he felt Sasuke shift. It was dark in the trashcan, as Sasuke got to his knees and pushed the top off. Both welcomed the breath of fresh air, but the trash still surrounded them.

"What?" He asked, looking Itachi on the face.

"Will you marry me" Sasuke was still stunned, he had never expected his brother to ask him such a question. It made him feel warm and fuzzy inside, that even covered in smelly trash Itachi would still asking him such a thing. Itachi showed Sasuke the pendant and his little brother smiled, getting out of his stunned mode, Sasuke nodded vehemently.

"YES!" He said as he jumped on Itachi, tackling him hard and making the top fall on them again. Itachi made a face at the smell and Sasuke just cuddled into him. "Of course I'll marry you nii-chan" Itachi smiled and wrapped his arms around his younger brother. After a while, the moment was no longer cute and Itachi just wanted to get some fresh air.

"I think we should get out of here Sasuke" Itachi commented. "We need a bath" Sasuke nodded in approval also making a face.

The next day at lunch break Itachi frowned as the smell of the trash can still would not leave him "Man Itachi, what did you do? Swim with the trash" Kisame was laughing his head off and at the same time covering his nose. Itachi just knew it was going to take some time to get the smell to go completely away, but at least it was not as bad as when they were in the trashcan.

"Shut up" Itachi muttered "And yes, me and Sasuke were in a trash can when I asked him to marry me" Sasori and Kisame were stunned.

"What did he say?" Sasori asked.

"He said yes, and accepted my proposal"

"Congratulations" Sasori managed before everything Kisame decided to yell his head off.

"WHHHAAAT!" He couldn't believe it, first Sasori and now Itachi, where the hell had he gone wrong?

Umm, I asked my friend about this idea...She would accept, I guess it's not a bad way to propose...what do you guys think? ^^;