Say Yes And Marry Me
August Twentieth
Itachi was pissed off.
Not only had Sasuke left to hang out with his friends and the bride, at the bride's house, but also he had made the groom and every other male come to their fucking apartment. Therefore, Kisame, Sasori, Neji, Juugo, and Kiba were here. Itachi had no idea what the three last males were doing here at all- despite knowing that they were the boyfriends of some of Sasuke's and Deidara's friends. He never got along with neither male either, so it was completely awkward. "Can we all go to sleep now, we'll be up in like four hours to get ready!" Sasori snapped after a while.
"Dude, tomorrow is your wedding day, don't you want to party?" Kiba asked, he had been hoping for a bachelor's party and was itching to call some male dancers. Sasori shot him a harsh glare; he was the one that was panicking. Itachi on the other hand turned off the television and radio just to get some silence.
"We're all going to sleep now," he said, his tone chilling that it had Sasuke's friends cowering, except for Juugo who was peaceful and always remained calm. Neji and Kiba jumped away. They quickly scrambled to their sleeping bags.
Why the hell were those two here anyways?
Itachi could not understand what Sasuke and the others were up to, nor was he sure on the list of people that had invited for Sasori's wedding. For a second, he feared that his own wedding to Sasuke would be even worse-not knowing what or who was going to show up that he did not know.
As soon as everything calmed down, they all went to bed and slept. Not that there was much time left, just a few hours, and right now they really needed all the rest they could get before the next day.
It was five in the morning when Sasuke got up and kicked Deidara, who looked like he was nowhere near ready to get up "Get up, it's your wedding day"
"Gah Sasuke I'm gonna kick you on your wedding day!" Deidara cried, and angrily got up. Suigetsu somewhere in the room chuckled. Deidara ended up throwing a pillow across the room, effectively hitting Gaara on the head. The red head growled as he woke up, barring his teeth at Deidara who rolled his eyes and rushed out of bed to make some noise. If he had to get up, so did everyone else.
Temary, Naruto, and Kimimaro found themselves rudely awakened by the blond bride. There was already a lot of screaming and shuffling around.
"Fuck, what time is it; I have to get your hair done!" Temary cried as she got to her feet and rushed towards her hair supplies. "Deidara get your ass back here!" she called.
"Wait up I need a shower!" Deidara called back.
Temari growled deep in her throat. "Chill sis" Gaara said as he too started to prepare. It was going to be a long morning.
At six in the morning, the alarm went off, effectively waking up Sasori, Itachi, and Kisame. Neji, Juugo, and Kiba all groggily followed Itachi and Sasori to the van that had been rented for this occasion. It took them half an hour to get to their destination, and all of them filed out to the place where they would be getting their tuxedos for the wedding. Itachi took out his cell phone when he felt it vibrate and saw that he had a text message from his precious little brother/boyfriend/fiancée.
"Welcome!" the man from the shop, Mr. Staples greeted them warmly as he unlocked the shop for them, "I'm so glad that you are here, let's get you gentlemen all looking handsome!" the man was practically bouncing of the balls of his feet. "Who's the groom?"
Everyone moved away and pointed at Sasori.
The man grinned, "Come this way, your bride called and told me to get you a special suit just for you," Sasori followed the man and the others hollered with laughter. Itachi and the others were soon being shown different suits that they could all change into.
"Dude, I think I smell" Kiba said out of nowhere.
Neji rolled his eyes and everyone else ignored him as they continued to get ready.
Glancing at the clock told them that it was already seven in the morning. They still had a lot to do before the wedding.
It was twelve in the afternoon and by this time, everyone had finished showering, and getting cleaned. Deidara had then revealed that he had yet to pick up his dress and while Temari pulled him down to get his hair done, she snapped at the others to go pick up Deidara's dress.
"Deidara hold still!" Temari growled as she combed through his hair, but Deidara kept bobbing his head up and down to a Lil Wayne Music video making it very difficult on Temari to come up with any creative hairstyles. "Will someone shut the television off?" She roared and Gaara walked into the room, a frown on his face at what he was wearing. He was not particularly fond of tuxedos, and he kept pulling at the cuffs. Deidara wiggled in his chair, and Temari finally turned off the television.
Kimimaro entered then. He was wearing a similar tuxedo to Gaara's, and that meant that it was blood red, with a black shirt and tie, with shoes to match. It was his brilliant choice, for he wanted his wedding to be the most memorable of all. After all, Sasuke had gotten Halloween for his wedding, his had to top that-somehow. Temary continued to work on his hair, gently combing through the now soft strands of his hair and she ended up curling it up at the base. Deidara watched her now as she finally finished his hair and even got the hair that fell on his face to look stylish.
"You better go get dressed," Temari said.
"I know" Deidara said as he kept checking out his hair. It was neatly combed, with nothing special other than his own style, and the small curls in the end just added a special flare for such a special day. Suigetsu bounced in then, and cat called at the stylish Deidara before making his announcement.
"Yo, Sasuke and Naruto are back with your dress Deidara,"
Deidara rushed out, "Good," and frowned when he saw Suigetsu. "Why the hells are you not ready!" he snapped.
"I don't know" Suigetsu muttered.
"Argh! Get ready then, I'm getting married in about two hours!"
The wedding was at three. And there still was a lot to get done. And the wedding place that they had chosen was about an forty minutes away from where they were.
"Where's Itachi!" Sasori snapped all of a sudden. It was twelve in the afternoon and everyone already had their black tuxedos as well as well as he was finished. None of them were worried about their hair, they needed to get to the reception to make sure the priest was going to make it in time to get Sasori and Deidara married. They were not going to be doing this by church that was for sure. Besides that, they needed to make sure the caterers had gotten everything right as well and everything was ready for everything.
The only problem now was that they had lost their driver-or just Itachi, seeing, as he was not really a driver. Still, Itachi had the keys to the rented van.
"The van is still outside though, so he could not have left without us" Kiba said as he looked outside, trying to catch a glimpse of the Uchiha, but there was no sign of him. It was almost as if he had vanished. God, if he did, Sasuke was going to kill them all.
"Does someone have a cell phone so we can call him?" Sasori snapped.
"No, I don't think any of us have a cell phone" Neji said.
Juugo was about to say something when Kiba jumped and started to scream his head off.
"No! We lost Itachi!"
"Everyone calm down!" Kisame roared as he appeared out of nowhere. Everyone looked at him as if he was crazy although Juugo face palmed, seeing as no one was willing to listen to him.
It was one when everyone was ready and Deidara wanted to leave so he would be on time for his wedding. Therefore, when he walked into the kitchen to catch Naruto eating some ramen and Sasuke snacking on a tomato, he flipped. "What are you two doing? We have to go now!"
"Calm down," Sasuke said as he walked out of the kitchen to search for the keys, "We haven't eaten anything since we got up this morning"
"I know that!" Deidara snapped, and then went to the fridge to get himself a cinnamon roll. Snacking was not so bad.
"Naruto, where the hell are the keys?" Sasuke asked as he came back to the kitchen, having looked everywhere he could have placed them, and this wasn't even his house so he was sure if they were not at least by the front door, they should have been in his pockets.
"I don't know, I thought you had them." Naruto said as he slurped his noodles.
"I gave them to you!" Sasuke glared.
"No, you didn't"
"Yes I did, I said here are the keys, since you were messing with the radio and I went to get the dress!"
"Liar, you didn't" Naruto said before he looked like he had just remembered something, "Oh shit," he ran out of there and Sasuke's eye twitched. "FUCK!" Naruto yelled for everyone to hear. Being all ready, they rushed out to see what the trouble was. "Teme, I left the keys inside"
"Smart" Suigetsu called out.
"Shut up!" everyone else yelled.
"Oh my damn, what are we going to do now!" Deidara roared as he walked to the van and looked at the keys inside, shinning, mocking him!
"Naruto you are such an idiot" Sasuke said.
"I'm sorry Deidara!" Naruto cried, dramatically.
"Maybe we can smash the window in and get them out?" Gaara asked, as he crossed his arms over his chest.
"That's a rental Gaara, we can't just smash it. We'll end up having to pay extra for the damage." Temari deadpanned, even though there was a look of utter stress on her face, and she knew it was not her wedding, but she was feeling the pressure of it all.
"Argh, how are we ever going to get where we need to?" Deidara roared, "Wait, my car, we can go in there. We don't need all of you to go!" Deidara said as he walked over to the garage and opened it, only to find that both his car and Sasori's was missing. Dread filled his heart completely. How were they ever going to make it to the wedding in time? He was the fucking bride for sakes!
"I think he's about to murder someone"
It was around one when they found Itachi again.
Itachi was casually walking back to the shop with a coffee in hand and a bag that looked to be from a donut place. Everyone rushed towards him, but Sasori was pissed. "Where have you been?"
Itachi shrugged, "Got hungry," he muttered. "And Sasuke texted me earlier this morning with a request, I told Juugo to let you know I was leaving for a while"
"I tried but no one listens here," Juugo said in a bored monotone that made the others feel a little ashamed. They had all been so busy panicking over Itachi that they had not stopped even a second to ask if anyone actually knew where Itachi was.
"Argh" Sasori pulled on his hair but then decided to calm himself down. "Okay, all right, but you're here now so that's all that matters. Can we go now towards the reception and everything?" Sasori asked. Itachi nodded his head and pulled out the keys. He glared though when Kisame jumped and snatched his donut away.
"Oh Itachi, you are god!" Kisame said as he gobbled one up, and Neji snatched the bag to see what was left, only one more donut. One that Kiba and he ended up fighting over. After all, none of them had eaten the entire morning.
As soon as Itachi opened the doors though, they all cramped themselves into the van. "Hey, what kind of favor where you doing for Sasuke anyways?" Neji asked, looking apprehensive.
"He wanted a limo, they want to go to the reception in style" The others looked at Itachi like they were crazy.
"I cannot afford a limo!" Sasori roared.
"Consider it your wedding present" Itachi commented as he pulled out of the driveway. "Seeing as we got you nothing"
Sasori's eye was twitching and Kisame was dying in the back. How the hell was his wedding supposed to top off his friends weddings? Itachi was like mega rich, he would probably have his and Sasuke's wedding be the most expensive thing in the world! How could anyone ever compete with that? Uchihas were such smooth operators!
Just as Deidara was having an emotional breakdown, a black limo made its way over to them, parking just outside of the house. "Look!" Naruto yelled as if stunned, "A limo"
Deidara stopped his melt down and everyone else looked apprehensively at the sight of a limo.
"You've just been punked," Sasuke and Naruto both said when everyone just continued to stare. Deidara's eyes welled up with tears.
"This is so unfair!" he wailed, "Oh my god!"
"I think we have to stop messing with his emotions," Naruto said, sheepishly. Sasuke scoffed.
"Let's go then, or we will be late!" This caused Deidara to jump, as he rushed over to the limo and the door was opened. He was not even going to questioned how all of this was possible, right now he just wanted to get to Sasori and marry him. Everyone quickly followed and the limo headed towards the reception/marriage place.
Sasori was pissed.
"The fucking priest is late!" he roared, everything was in place, everything was ready, everything was perfect-except that the fucking priest had yet to show.
"Call him up" Kisame said, "Or I could do your wedding, I'm sort of certified"
"Shut up" Sasori roared.
Itachi was lounging on one of the chairs, playing with what seemed to be a video game. Kiba was drooling over all the food, and Neji was staring at the huge ass wedding cake. Juugo was pretty much doing the same as Itachi was doing; except that he had his eyes closed and looked like, he was meditating. A few other people had showed up over the time they had been there and it was almost three, and time for the wedding. There were only twenty minutes left.
Pein, Konan, Hindan, Kakuzu, Setzu, were there. Sasori could not even fathom how Hinata, Tenten, Sakura, and Ino were invited; he never thought that Deidara even associated with them.
Sasori felt like he was going crazy.
He wanted to kill the priest for saying that he was still not going to be there and was not sure when he would arrive. He was no longer sure what to do when it was announced that the Limo and Deidara aboard with the others had made it.
He cursed under his breath.
Deidara looked incredible in his wedding dress, but the veil was still not in place and Sasuke, Naruto, and Temari rushed him to a back room for him to finish preparing as well as freshen up seeing as he was wearing a dress on such a hot day. Even so, Deidara was giddy to meet with Sasori soon, but he also wanted to surprise him with the dress he was wearing. It was very artistic, not only white, but red, black, green, yellow, and every other color under the sun.
"No one has ever come up with such an ingenious idea"
"That's because others don't think art is exactly a bang," Temari said. The dress was not up to her taste, but if it made Deidara happy, it was all worth it, and it was his day so no one was about to complain or tell him otherwise about his dress.
That was when Sasuke received a text message.
Temari gestured for Deidara to sit down so she could finish fixing him up.
Gaara and Suigetsu went over to where everyone else was and were surprised to see Sasori yelling on the phone. "JUST GET YOUR FUCKING ASS HERE!"
"What's going on?" Gaara asked.
"The priest is a no show" Kisame said offhandedly.
"Where is he?"
"Stuck in traffic"
3:00
It was time for the wedding and Deidara felt like there were butterfly's in his stomach. He was at the front doors that would lead outside, where there were supposed to be about fifty chairs, and each one would be filled with someone random –it did not matter as long as the world knew he was marrying Sasori. There would be a red carpet on the floor that would lead him all the way to his beloved, and there would be white rose petals covering all the way. He couldn't wait for the doors to open. He shifted a little as Temari finished pocking his hair around and then she moved towards the doors. "You ready for this Deidara?" she asked, a nervous smile on her face.
"I've been ready for years" Deidara grinned, and Temari nodded her head. She pushed open the doors, allowing the sun to stream into the hall way and finally show just what Deidara was picturing-only a hundred times better!
Deidara's breath was knocked out of him as he watched how beautiful everything look, but also because of how handsome his husband to be looked. He nearly had a giggle fit when he saw the surprised look on Sasori's face when he saw him with a dress. He never told Sasori that he was going to be wearing a dress. It was worth also seeing the expression on everyone's face as the wedding music began to play and he slowly made his way over to Sasori.
Sasori smiled at him, giving him a warm look.
As that was happening, Temari sat down in the nearest chair as she closed the doors again. Sasuke was on the other side, and shoved past a few people to get to his brother and sit on his lap. "Where did you find that priest Otouto?" Itachi whispered.
"Did you know there was a church down the street?" Sasuke asked, and smirked. "He thinks Deidara is a girl though."
"He sure does look like one"
The both were then hushed as people wanted to keep looking at the wonderful bride and groom. The priest was an old man with a bold head, and shaking, but smiling nonetheless. Deidara blinked as it was not the priest he and Sasori had previously chosen, but when Sasori took his hand he found that he didn't care as long as they were properly married. The priest shakily opened his bible and began to read some heartfelt passages. He then asked the standard of anyone objecting to the wedding, but no one objected.
"In making a happy relationship work is all about growth, acceptance, and support. You want to be together forever, then there is nothing else in life for you than to making it your mission to keep your relationship together. And now for the rings." The priest gestured, and Sasori brought out the rings. The priest nodded and gestured to him, "Sasori, do you take Deidara, to be your partner in life, your wife, your lover, and cherish her-"
"Him" Deidara corrected.
The priest looked dumbfounded for a moment, and then said "Him" there was a small pause, "that you will be together forever, for better or for worst, in illness and in health, and you'll share your lives together for as long as you both shall live?"
"I do" Sasori answered, placing the ring on Deidara's finger. "Deidara, I take you as my husband, my lover, forever. I promise to always love you, to always provide for you, and to always make you happy. I love you."
"And now for you, Deidara Do you take Sasori to be your partner in life, your husband, your lover and cherish him, for better or for worst, in illness and in health, and share your lives together for as long as you both shall live?"
"I do" Deidara said with tears in his eyes as he placed the ring in Sasori's finger. "I love you so much Sasori, I promise that I will take care of you no matter what happens in life, you are my one and only Dana!" Deidara by this point was bouncing on his feet wanting to hug Sasori so tightly.
The priest was so happy he nearly forgot he was marrying them, but then said, "Oh…you may now kiss"
Everyone clapped as Deidara jumped on Sasori and kissed him hard. There were catcalls and everything, but it was official, Sasori and Deidara were finally married.
"Everyone, welcome the newlywed couple, Sasori and Deidara!" Kisame roared on the microphone, and wrapped his arm around Suigetsu's shoulders as Sasori and Deidara moved over to the center of the dance floor to have their first dance as a married couple. Kisame was feeling sentimental. "Can you believe I made that happen" Kisame sniffed, "I'm such a genius,"
Suigetsu raised an eyebrow, "How exactly did you make this happen?"
Kisame stopped sniveling and said, "Oh, I just decided to asked Itachi and Sasori how they were going to propose to their boyfriends. A few weeks later, they had and look where we are now"
"Huh" Suigetsu said, looking impressed with his boyfriend. Kisame watched the couple dance for a bit more before he yelled.
"EVERYONE JOIN THEM!"
Soon everyone was dancing.
Sasuke and Itachi were the only ones that remained sitting, since apparently they were having a conversation with just looks. It seemed like both Uchihas missed the other in their time apart. But at least what had started out as a hectic day was finally over, and everything turned out to be perfect in the end. The original priest was not allowed inside, and the old priest that had married Sasori and Deidara was boogying with some hot girls that no one knew-either way, the old man deserved it for being such a kindhearted person.
The night was crazy happy.
Deidara and Sasori snuck out of the wedding and headed to a hotel, where Sasori and Deidara had planned to have sex, before the two of them would have to go and travel to Hawaii for their honeymoon. "Are you happy?" Sasori asked when they fell on the bed. Deidara had a huge smile on his face as he nodded his head.
"I'm so happy, Dana" Deidara pulled him closer to kiss him, "I love you so much"
"I love you too" Sasori said, and tugged on Deidara's dress. "The dress is something else though" he commented making Deidara laugh loudly.
"I knew you'd like it, now rip it off me!" Deidara exclaimed, throwing his head back. Sasori was not sure why Deidara would think he liked the dress, but he was not going to think twice about it when Deidara asked him to rip it off.
And that's exactly what he did and more.
Quick and only update. Sorry you guys. I'm such a failure