Say Yes And Marry Me
An Uchiha Halloween Wedding
To say that Itachi and Sasuke's wedding day was something else was a complete understatement.
It had been surreal.
And even now as the guest tried to remember it, it felt like it had been some lusty dream or another dimension, disconnected from time and space itself. A foggy wet dream tainted in a burning sin—physically and mentally. A passion that boggled the mind in wonder—were you actually high and if not, completely out of your own mind.
When asked what had happened, many guest remembered it this way…
The Uchiha brothers had completely embodied the meaning of Halloween by renting out an old Victorian haunted mansion as their wedding venue. It was confirmed to be a real hunted location, touched by aliens. It even had its caretakers warning them about spending the night there.
Kisame was left in awe as he first made it to the mansion, thinking that Itachi was just showing off his wealth by renting out such a luxurious place to marry his brother. Come on, the man was marrying his brother! Did he really have to go all out like this? Kisame could have almost laugh—he was never going to be able to top this off.
But he was willing too when he saw how Suigetsu's eyes sparkled at the sight of the large knight statues that lined against one of the walls. The white haired man looked so enamored with the large pointy blades they were carrying.
"Wow this place is breathtaking," Deidara commented as he and Sasori walked inside.
One of the caretakers was holding the door open, and Kisame had to blink when he saw them quickly scurry away when the blond and red head were inside.
"Itachi did say he would go all out for Sasuke," Sasori commented, also looking around. "Hey Kisame, do you know who else is coming?" he asked. Kisame opened his mouth to answer but before he could, the door busted open with Naruto and the rest of the gang bursting in.
"This place is amazing!" Sakura gushed with sparkles in her eyes.
"Believe it," Naruto cheered, also taken in by the beauty. "ECHO!" he called, making his voice bounce off the walls.
Neji, Tenten, Lee, Kiba, Gaara, Temari, Shikamaru, Kimimaro, and Juugo all stepped behind them. Some of these guys were new to them as they had not seen them before in Deidara's wedding. After they walked inside, the caretaker rushed to the door once more, pushing it further open to welcome in Pain, Konan, Kakuzu, Setzu, and Hidan.
"Why are there so many of you willing to stay here the night! I thought it would be a small wedding! How many are coming!" The man barked at them, fear evident on his face.
"This place is so beautiful!" Konan cheered, trying to ignore his outburst.
"Do you all have a death wish!?" The man snapped.
"Amadeus," A deep, sultry voice called making the caretaker jump and turn to its source. He was not the only one that was startle by that voice, as everyone turned to look. Itachi was standing at the front door with Sasuke at his side, both dressed in all black. The two nearly looked otherworldly standing there. "All our guest are here, we are just waiting for the priest,"
The caretaker man named Amadeus burst out laughing, "a priest," he spat, these people had to be crazy "That's rich, how-"
"Itachi, I am here," A voice called. The caretaker and everyone screamed at the sight of tanned skinned and scary looking man.
"Priest Zabuza, I'm glad that you were able to make it," Itachi smiled at the zombie like man. The caretaker cursed, before dropping to his knees and praying for salvation. When Itachi told him that he was free to go, the man ran to his wife, and the both of them left.
The sun was setting now.
"Why don't we get started," Itachi smirked when everyone nodded.
One by one they had chosen a room of their own to go get ready. This wedding required them to wear a costume, as it was also a Halloween celebration. Pain, Konan, Kakuzu, Setzu, and Hidan had decided to be classy and go as a group of vampires. Kisame deterred into being the Frankenstein monster and Suigetsu was his lovely bride. Everyone else went for something cute, like Sakura who dressed as a cute kitten. Temari was a zombie princess. Neji was something, no one could guess what. Tenten was a weapon mistress from the grave. Lee was a dressed as a famous fighter. Kiba was dressed as a dog. Gaara didn't bother to dress up. Kimimaro and Juugo went with another classic couple, Chucky and Tiffany.
A wolf man appeared in the entrance area where they had piled into once again. The wolf man motioned for them to follow him, and they all thought it was weird. They didn't know who this person was.
They followed either way.
It was nighttime by now, and it sounded like a storm had started to fall. The moon was clear and bright amongst the clouds though and the place was eerily only lighted by candles. The tall doubles door to a beautifully decorated venue opened, leaving them all breathless as they stepped inside, shivering at how cold it was.
"Take a seat," The wolf man snarled, and they all flinched but moved to do as asked.
A slow beat in the piano started to play but there was no one on it. it had to be a gimmick they figured. Still they had to wonder how Itachi managed to rig all of this. Everyone was talking to each other, whispering and commenting about how creepy it all felt. That was when a loud shroud of thunder made them all jolt, their eyes catching sight of what looked like the grim reaper was at the front. Everyone sat straight, staring now.
The melody of the here comes the bride wedding song started to slowly play and the doors opened once more, to show Sasuke dressed all in white. He looked so angelic, and even had angel wings on his back. It made them raise to their feet to greet him as he started to make his way to the front.
It was so odd to see Sasuke reach for the hand the grim reaper seemed to offer him, a symbolism of life and death it seemed. Or perhaps of right and wrong. After all, these two men were brothers before they were anything else.
Everyone sat as Itachi in his grim reaper outfit pulled his brother close to his side, the two of them gracefully made their way to the priest. The music lowered softly, but still there in the background as the vows and ceremony took place.
"We are gathered here today, to welcome these two young men into holy matrimony, if anyone has something against this please, speak now or forever hold your peace," The priests voice was chilling, and no one moved to go against what was happening. Everyone came here because they supported the couple.
The priest then went on with the standard readings of the bibles, opening his arms as he spoke in an even monotone. "While we turn a blind eye to what is sin between siblings, we appreciate ourselves as human beings filled with love with no judgement. These two men have come together, and are working together and promise to continue working together though their love, acceptance, and moralities. Please, prepare the rings."
Everyone shivered as the place seemed to get even colder, Konan noticed from the corner of her eye how the candles one by one started to flicker until they completely went out. Turning her back to the front she gasped as the priest said the newly wedded couple could kiss.
At the front, the wolf man moved between Itachi and Sasuke, offering the rings in a pillow. "With these rings, you are making a promise, and a commitment to each other, in the good, the bad, sickness, and in health. To continue to love and be with each other,"
"I Uchiha Itachi, take thee Sasuke as my husband, to hold to cherish in sickness, health, good, or bad, for all eternity," Itachi said as he turned to Sasuke placing the ring on Sasuke.
"I Uchiha Sasuke, take thee Itachi as my husband, to hold, to cherish in sickness, health, good, or bad, for all eternity," Sasuke repeated, placing on the ring.
"You are now married, and I pronounce you husband and husband, you may kiss,"
Itachi removed his mask slowly, leaning in to capture Sasuke's lips with his, and everything around them went dark. The music ceased.
The audience gasped, and then a path lit itself fast, leading out towards the still opened doors. Everyone looked around, whispering and wondering what was going on. The tiny wolf man stumbled forward, "Follow me," he said.
They all stood slowly, following the limping wolf.
They were lead to another room, finely decorated, a bright chandelier sparkled above. It seemed to bounce the light all around. They all moved over the marbled floor. There were tables full of food, and others that were empty and seemed to have their names for where they will sit.
"Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time, Introducing, Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke as husbands!" A disembodied voice boomed over them, and then Sasuke and Itachi were in the center. The two were facing each other, and when music started to play they moved into their first dance as a married couple together.
Everyone watched in awe.
"Itachi really went all out, this is so wonderful and so creepy at the same time," Sakura gushed.
"So romantic," Temari agreed.
"I think it's a little odd all around." Konan admitted, a bit breathless. It didn't help that all the men that were usually so boisterous were so calm and docile at the moment. When the music ceased, Itachi bowed to Sasuke, and then led him into another dance.
"Please join the couple in their dance," the disembodied voice called.
Slowly the men stood, offering their hand to someone and getting up to dance. Konan smiled when Pain turned to her.
The night seemed to drag on as they went from dancing to eating. At some point they were sure Itachi and Sasuke were on the dance floor again, this time tearing each other's clothes off. But that had felt like hours ago as the couple they had come to watch had long since disappeared from view. The music continued to play, and the food continued to come.
The rain continued to pour.
It was unreal.
Sasuke gasped as he tumbled into the large bed with Itachi. The lights around them flickered and turned themselves off. There was a shadow off in the corner of the room, and some objects flying and moving, but neither of them paid it any mind as they continued to devour each other through the night.
Itachi's mouth, on his, and on his neck, Sasuke's mind could not decide what was better. His legs spread shamelessly for his brother. He needed him badly, right now.
Itachi wasted no time, his fingers caressing the puckered flesh and penetrating. Opening and stretching making sure that he would not hurt his beloved brother.
It felt so good. Sasuke felt so good, and so well taken care of by his big brother.
Dare he say, it felt even better now that they were married. Itachi entered Sasuke, thrusting into his slowly and deliberate at first, before picking up the pace. The bed started to move, almost as if trying to shake them off and Sasuke laughed. "Niisan, I think the ghosts of this house don't appreciate the show,"
"Hm, I don't know why my love, I think we're putting on a great show," Itachi teased. They could hear some of the furniture angrily scraping against the floor. Both brothers laughed louder, thinking that the haunted place was silly.
Even if they knew they had to take it seriously they really couldn't when they were so happily married, and joined together. It was really just a matter of time before they heard screaming, and the panic in their guests' voices.
"Itachi, let me ride you!" Sasuke mewled. Itachi flipped them over, ready to give him the world.
The next morning, their guest found themselves waking up outside, not knowing what had happened. It was wet outside, and their clothes were a mess. Their belonging were strewn all around as well. They shivered, and watched as the caretaker opened the gates and drove in.
"You people are still alive I see," Amadeus shook his head when he got no response from the shell shocked people. "Come on, get out of here!" he snapped. They all moved slowly to do as he had suggested.
Amadeus looked up at the house, flinching when he saw a ghostly apparition of an old man looking out of the window before vanishing.
Scary.
This place was just too scary.
And yet, as everyone recalled, they couldn't remember seeing Itachi and Sasuke leave the house either. It was one of life's greatest mysteries.
Kisame was sure, because a few days later Itachi was sitting with him at work a happily married man. When asked how Sasuke was, well he was also doing great! And it reminded him, damn, he had yet to propose and get married. This had been his idea, why was he suddenly the last one at doing this. His mind was boggled, his heart torn. He missed Jason, but he also was sure he loved Suigetsu.
Should he pursue Jason again, maybe work it out…
Or could he really be happy with Suigetsu...
He didn't know.
Again, one of life's greatest mysteries.
Whatever It Takes Chapter will be delayed until tomorrow guys, sorry about that
hope you enjoy this random chapter.