Sonic and the nasty encounter
Chapter 1: The encounter
Sonic ran across the wild life having fun like he usualy does but then he stopped, man i've seen this area three times already i am bored he said. I wish there was something interesting happening right now even robbutnik isn't up to no good. Sonic went to the nearest city to get some chilli dogs, sonic ate the chilli dogs and went back to the wild. Grrrrrrr Sonics stomach rumbled. He wanted to poop. Sonic went to the cave and started pooping after he was done he left the cave and wiped his butt then went home to celebrate.
Sonic was celebrating by eating more chilli dogs and watching TV but what he did not realize is that he pooped on a chaos emerald back in the cave. The poop absorbed some of the emeralds power and became mega poopasaurius. The poop went on a stroll, disgusting and smelly terrorizing the people of the city. The coast guard was set in to stop it but the bullets did no harm to the ever yucky poopasaurius. Scientists discovered from the fecies that the poop belongs to no one else but the known hero Sonic the Hedgehog and this was broadcasted on all forms of media.
Sonic sat on the sofa eating chilli dogs and watching the poop destroying the city. No way, that's my poop? he said. It seems like you outdid yourself this time a voice said, Shadow! Sonic replied. I never knew you had it in you Shadow replied. Shadow help me tackle this thing. No can do replied Shadow, you have to clean your own crap up and i came here to bang Amy cus we're lovers now. But Shadow! Sonic replied not putting any attention to the relationship(Not like he cared anyway). Yep i came here to bang shadow said as he walked out of the room but right before he left through the door he said: That monster is powered by the power of chaos if you gotta know and you owe me a chaos emerald because you crapped on mine that i left in the cave. And shadow went to another room. I gotta do something Sonic said and he ran outside the door and then... The Police stood surrounding the house. "Give up Sonic we know what you did!" Megaphone yelled and Sonic surrendered.
Meanwhile Eggman sat in his space ship eating doritos and watching Sonic getting arrested. So he thought to himself. If i develop a device to controll the large pile of defecation then nobody would know who's behind it and best of all, Sonic's in jail and with him out of the way i can rule the world! Muaahahahahaha thanks Sonic you truly dropped.. a load this time he laughed and he kept laughing some more afterwards.
Meanwhile at the Police station Sonic was being dragged in handcuffs. I didn't do it i swear do you honestly believe i can crap all that? I'm barely half your size. Yeah yeah everyone is innocent in here and they tossed him in to a room and locked it. Sonic sat on his knees depressed, i miss the freedom already he said.
((((This is it for now Sonic is in jail what will happen to him? what will happen to the world? Wull Eggman rule? Find out soon in chapter 2: Tail's rescue.))))