Hello everyone I'm back fairly early. Granted I wanted to make you all wait ages for a new chapter but I realized that there are writers who write one chapter in a story and not upload for months at a time. Fortunately for me I'm able to have a semi flexible schedule meaning I'm able to write as much as I want whenever I'm not too busy. Unfortunately for me my life is still hectic and there are other factors that play a part in the writing process. Anyways with that said here's the new chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not in any way, shape, or entity own black clover, that right belongs to the goat of shonen jump; Yuki tabata

Asta had opened the doors to the black bulls base, only to get hit by a magical fireball and sent flying a couple of inches.

Yami was smoking as he looked uninterested at the spectacle that was taking place

In laymen's terms all-out chaos

Finral sighed in frustration and disappointment, more so frustration.

"c'mon I asked nicely not to make a scene, but noooo nobody ever listens to me"

Fireballs were being flung, a chibi girl was stuffing her face, a giant was blowing hot air... in a literal sense mind you, a wild child using lighting magic was dodging said fireballs which were being flung at him. Why you ask? because the lightning mage ate the flame mage's pudding. A pink haired drunkard was drinking after she had just gotten up not to long ago, but for better or worse nothing was gonna stop her from having a drink. Save maybe something she'll have to see to depending how the rest of the evening goes. and last and definitely not least there was a creepy siscon looking at a picture of his little sister while nosebleeding.

Asta then got up and dusted himself off after that little "episode" he was more shocked than anything, these people were definitely a colorful bunch if he was putting it lightly

"Yami-danchou, are they always this hyper? I mean I like the energy but at this rate..." Asta said in a worries tone but decided to shut himself up for the fact that his captain was about to rain on everyone's forfeit parade.

Said captain enveloped himself in dark magic which concentrated to his fist as he punched part of the building while yelling " STOP BREAKING EVERYTHING!" while his eyes was glowing red mind you.

With that one strike everyone stopped everything they were doing at that moment

After realizing who it was the rest of the black bull members went to their respecting captain like kids to their parents. Despite literally going on a rampage they were actually normal when well they were being normal. The black bulls showered the captain in nonstop praise. Any normal person would accept such praise, which Yami did. unfortunately Yami sukehiro was anything but normal. In which he gladly answered their praises with a simple...

"You guys are annoying me, shut it"

The black bulls then responded with a "sorry"

After everyone completely calmed down the black bulls were sitting down waiting for what Yami was about to say

"OK you numbskulls this shrimp here is our new recruit, don't raze him so bad that he'll die or something" Yami said as he took his trademark cigar into his mouth

While asta was introducing himself to everyone Vanessa had practically hit the jackpot

"He's not insane, not a siscon, and he doesn't appear to be sleazy either. Downside is I'm 9 years older than he is... meh I'm not picky. wait I AM picky but... am I pedo if Ii make a move on him? Law would say yes, but my mind AND body is saying another thing"

As vanessa was in her train of thought contemplating whether or not she should lay her hands on the young boy in front of her, the flame mage magna decided to give asta a "baptism"... Which includes a fireball being thrown...

"Dammit magna don't kill off my jackpot when he just arrives on a silver platter! Hold up if the kid is weak then it would like bad on me wouldn't it? Although it wouldn't hurt to "spoil" him". Vanessa finished her thought with a chuckle.

Now all the black bulls are outside, asta and magna were ready with their grimoires at their sides. Vanessa in particular was interested to see how this skirmish would play out, win or lose she was gonna make the emerald eyed boy hers.

Then it happened, Asta took out his anti-magic sword from his grimoire as magna concentrated his magic into his hand forming a flaming baseball.

"Flame magic: exploding fireball!...Diiiiieeeeee" magna shouted as his took a pitching position and threw the flaming projectile straight at Asta. However Asta had took a swinging position and hit the flaming projectile right back at magna, causing a well sized explosion upon impact.

"Phew thank goodness he's alive, I would have killed magna for ruining a good chance for me" Vanessa thought to herself, yet was still pleased to see the boy unharmed and was capable of handling himself.

A second later and magna walked out of the explosion and ran towards Asta grabbing him by the shoulders

"Oh crap he's pissed!" Asta said shaking in front of his superior

"You... Are really something else aren't u? You sent my own attack back at me! That's some crazy magic u got there!" Magna proclaimed as hit repeatedly patted asta on the back

"Well it wasn't magic since I can't use any" asta admitted

"You don't have any magic? Then your something amazing aren't you!?" Magna asked as he had a toothy smile plastered on his face

Afterwards the rest of the black bulls were congratulating the magic-less rookie as he was finally accepted into the black bulls with the cloak as proof. plus the black bulls symbol on asta's headband as a added bonus thanks to Vanessa's thread magic.

"OK I've made my decision. I have to at least try to hook up with this kid. Although I'll need to use some persuasion..." Vanessa thought to herself till a light bulb clicked inside her head showing she came up with a great idea. A dumb, risky, insane, foolish idea but her only idea she had on her.

A couple hours later everyone was asleep, except for vannessa for her plan was about to kick off. On the boys side asta was sleeping soundly, today was a long hard day for him so he was completely knocked out. Then slowly the door opened, a shadowy figure entered the room, tiptoeing avoiding as much noise as possible, the figure kept moving in the night till said figure found their target: Asta. After asta turned over on his left side he felt something... soft... and warm. Then asta felt as if he was being... held? This dream was beginning to feel a little too real for asta's tastes, so he opened his eyes and saw he had a faceful of vanessa's boobs while she was holding his head close to her...

Aaaaannnnd that's it for chapter 2! Ha bet u expected something didn't you? well too bad nothing till next chapter so u best be ready :3