The fallen human walked down the golden corridor, the gleaming lights blinding those inside to all except the shadowy silhouettes of the people within as if reflecting their inner darkness. There stood two people, a human child...and a comedian. He knew he was the last stop to all of this and thus would have to act now if he wanted to save his people, or at least, whatever was left of them.

"*heya. you've been busy, huh?" He asked almost sarcastically, since he already knew the child had been up to quite a round of genoci-

"Actually that was the player"

"*...uh, what?"

"Yeah, the player's the one who kills everyone and I'm just reminding them that they're a bad person uwu"

"*i just watched you kill over 100 monsters and spin in circles to keep looking for them."

"Player did it"

"*including when you walked right past my brother's puzzles?"

"Wellllll they didn't input anything for that but they ~felt~ the evil and moved me"

"*don't you remember a better time when we were all friends and saw the surface?"

"Well duhhh, that's all me when that happens but the player makes me bad tho"

The skeleton was getting a skullache at this kind of reasoning. Did this kid just blame all of this monstricide on some invisible player like this was all a game? Who in their right mind would buy that? And even if they were all in a video game, wouldn't it make more sense to explain it as forces within the game that caused it instead of the person playing? Whatever, he had some flashy flashy blue eye to do, all part of the plan.

Ch-Ch-Ch-Byewm~

"it's a beautiful day outside.

birds are singing, flowers are blooming...

on days like these, kids like y-"

"No it's the player"

"KIDS like you..."

"Stillllll the player ewe"

"...whatever."

Sans shot like 9999999999 Gsater Blasers and threw a bunch of bones and oooooooo he waved his arm everywhere and the dumb kid went like BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM and it was so cool and his eye was all like woahhhhhhh and it was on FIRE and then he was all like "go ahead and try and hit me if you're albe" and it was so cool and he had his brother scarf because that guy died and he was sad but I can't remember his name also he made his skullmehullmeha waves shppt shoot like a pentagram and it was so awesome and theen he made them go like BOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOBMOBMBOBMOMBOMBMBOMBOBMBBOomoBMombommobmobmb...omb...bom...and then he was all tired and sleepy so he had to go to sleep but not before saying that determination bad and sleeping good. Then he dodegs and I really want him to dodge again but he doesn't so he gets hit and it does like 9999999999969 damage which is bad because he only has 1 health because he's lazy but he's like realllly hot okay

"so,,,guess that's it, huh? just.,.dont say i dint warn u"

San was bleeding and that was weir d but its ok becase he's nESS from dirtheld

"wekp. im going to grillbys (gillbys is that 1 place he goes to to drink ketchup and make out with grill because hes awesome and he loves ketchup)

"papyru (I REMEMBERED, do you wantanything?"

and he died and I cried when Jacksepticeye got to this part because sasn was my favorite chara (hehe)character and I wanted to marru him byt now he was DEAD and I couldn't and I cried

"Still the player tho =)" (that's the chara face because Chara's the good guy and the plaeyr's BAD :0)