Warping to his class was an ordeal to say the least, not because it was hard but because he had warped into his class and discovered who else was in it, "Oh lovely to see you Bakugou," Izuku said smiling.
"Tch, so they let you in then?" Bakugou said.
"Well, considering I'm still standing and have the security clearance required for it...yes, yes they did 'let me in'," Izuku said quizzaciously.
"Lucky you," Bakugou said glaring at izuku.
"Wouldn't call it luck my good friend," Izuku said patting his back.
"Don't, fucking, touch me!" he shouted at Izuku
"So be it then," Izuku said shrugging.
"I must apologize for my behavior the last time we've seen each other," Iida said bowing at a perfect 90 degrees.
"No need to my friend, your nerves were high and you saw a man not taking where he was seriously, though next time think before you speak, now I do believe our teacher will be showing up soon! Right now as a matter of fact, best sit down and settle down to make a good impression to him," Izuku said going for his seat.
Settling down and getting into their seats, a yellow worm of some sort inched its way to the podium and sheds its outer skin to reveal a very tired looking man.
"Didn't take long for you all to settle down, not bad, though next time you should do so without the direction of one of your peers, but that's not a big problem," Aizawa said sizing up Izuku.
Smiling as always, Izuku played dumb to the teacher's analysis of him, 'hmm suppose that ordeal at the testing ground did well to shock the staff, oh well' he thought to himself.
"We're taking a quirk aptitude test today, get your gym uniforms on and get outside," Aizawa said walking out of the classroom.
"Well then I'll meet you all out on the field!" Izuku said walking off as well.
Walking onto the field, the only other person there was his teacher, "Aizawa! How are you this fine morning!," Izuku greeted, The teacher raised an eyebrow at the greeting.
"I never told the class my name proper yet, how did you know?" he asked suspiciously
"I could say that I looked into it before I came to class, though if you want the truth, Neo told me, she found out who our teachers were the day before today," Izuku said smiling.
"Alright then, wait for the rest of the kids then problem child," Aizawa said smirking, 'this is going to be great to watch,' Aizawa thought to himself.
The rest of the class came out soon afterward everyone in their gym uniforms, everyone except Izuku, "Why aren't you in the gym clothes?" Aizawa asked, just noticing how Izuku was in the gym uniform.
"Never felt the need to change really," He responded.
"Alright then...go on step inside the circle," Aizawa said gesturing to the chalk circle.
"Alright, this is the quirk aptitude test, in middle school, you weren't allowed to use your quirks so you were never able to test your full potential," Aizawa explained to the class, turning to Izuku he asked, "now midoriya, what was your best score in middle school?"
"Hmm, I'd say about 100 meters," Izuku said tapping his cane.
Furrowing his eyebrows Aizawa spoke, "I forgot that you are technically quirkless, fine, let me ask again, what is your best score if you weren't using any powers."
"Hmm, probably 15 to 17 meters then, also perhaps you should get some sleep, I know hero work isn't exactly the easiest job, but even All Might gets some sleep. If you want, you can sleep...wherever, and I'll run the aptitude test," Izuku said looking at the teacher in the eyes.
"Yeah, no I'm running the class, here," Aizawa handed izuku a baseball, "throw this with all your power, the only condition is that you are not allowed to leave the circle." He said to Izuku.
"No problem," Izuku said, snapping his fingers a small portal opened up, not dissimilar to the ones his black tentacles crawl out of, looking into it he simply dropped the ball into the portal.
Looking on his phone, Aizawa sighed and showed the class what was on it, a negative infinity sign, which quickly turned into a positive infinity sign, which quickly switched back to a negative infinity sign, the crowd looked on as if it was a magic trick, "what did you do?" he asked exasperated.
"You wanted me to try my hardest, this is literally the best I can do," Izuku said sarcastically.
"Alright then," Aizawa said, sighing he marked down immeasurable.
"So, what's next good sir?" Izuku asked.
"We'll be finishing the ball throws, and then...you know what, here just look at this and sit and wait," Aizawa said chucking a clipboard to Izuku.
"Well then, I can wait," Izuku said smiling.
Wait he did, being the last to be called up on every event, 'This is his form of revenge for the results I'm giving him isn't it...eh not the end of the world', Izuku thought to himself. Placing in the top tier for all the events, the only ones he couldn't place first in was ones where his powers couldn't help, such as the side jumps, he only came in 6th for that event.
Last place consistently was a Mineta Minoru, the class pervert as it were,and with half his class being female it was certainly a relief that he was able to summon portals, 'perhaps I could convince Bakugou to punt the little freak, the farther he goes the more money he make...yes that might just work, and it would make a lovely show,' he thought to himself.
He wasn't exactly interested in the female sex himself, as it comes he was much more of a romantic. Izuku would sooner have a nice conversation with someone he fancies than think about a roll in the hay.
"Perhaps I should start looking into matters of romance, lest Neo notices and starts to find a new weapon of war," Izuku said tapping his chin, currently he was sitting in the male locker room, looking at his compatriots go about their after gym routines, that being chanting and changing.
Taking a consistent effort to block out the ball of purple which was doing his own...things. 'How come I have the near infinite powers of a demon, yet I can't seem to block out a person from my perception,', Izuku thought to himself annoyed.
Noticing the little freak and how he found a peep hole into the female locker room, he immediately put a stop to that, snapping his fingers a portal opened up beneath Mineta and a couple of tentacles grabbed and held back Mineta. "Do us all a favor and stop before you get yourself killed," Izuku said pinching the bridge of his nose.
"B-but," Mineta stuttered out pointing at the peephole
"None of that, should you try to do that again, and I'll personally sic Bakugou on you," Izuku said.
"He doesn't even like you!"
"He doesn't have to, watch. Oh Kaachan!," Izuku said smirking.
"Oh Goddamnit, what the fuck do you want now?!" Bakugou shouted back.
"How much money would it take to convince you to punt this...person as far as you can, mind you I'll pay you by the meter!" Izuku said looking as innocent as possible.
"At least 110000 yen per meter," Bakugou said trying to get some cash from this.
"Deal!" Izuku put his hand out, a familiar green flame erupts from it.
"Wait wait wait what about me don't I get a say in this!?" Mineta shouted.
"No," both of them said.
Turning to his classmates he sees that everyone is just trying not to get the attention of the two madmen.
"You wouldn't harm a person right, that unhero like behavior," mineta tried to reason.
"Well, yes but actually no, you see it one thing to harm without reason, it's another to do so because of a different person's actions," Izuku said smiling menacingly.
Being grabbed by the collar mineta flailed, panicked, and seemingly cried, all while throwing arguments that just digs him deeper into the 'should be arrested for sex crimes' hole.
So it was a great joy to just about everyone involved when Bakugou punted him into the distance, never to be seen again...well to be seen later on getting expelled by the principal.
"So where's the money, that was at least 500 meters pay up let's go," Bakugou said.
"Here you are," Izuku said handing bakugou a briefcase of cash.
"You gotta be kidding be, a briefcase of cash really?"
"Ehh, kind of joking kind of not, in the briefcase it self is about 250000 yen, the rest is in this," Izuku whips out a bank card. "Here any ATM will accept this card, it'll contain the rest of the cash," Izuku hands Bakugou the card, which had a peculiar apple design on it, looking more like stained glass than an ATM card.
"So you two want to explain what's going on here," Neo asked pointing at the briefcase and card.
Izuku and Bakugou both looked at each other and looked back, in unison said, "No"
I might have been a bit harsh on mineta, but I'm gonna be honest I never liked mineta's character, that and I couldn't be bothered to try and write the little pervert's...unique dialogue.
In any case, if there's anything you would like me to know, feel free to drop a review below.