Resident Evil: Shattered Mirror
Skit: I Need a Outfit
"But first," Sheva added. "You need an outfit.
Melody looked at herself, still in her sports and shorts.
"Guys, I know I look good, but eyes off my breasts, please!"
Jill took Melody to get her a BSAA uniform, but she got Sheva's outfit, except the top is red with black khakis. The two Africans armed themselves with Mossberg 590 shotguns. Sheva took a AKM while Melody found an Heckler & Koch MP5A3 with a weaponlight on the handguard and they both have their Berettas. Sheva looks at Melody...
"What?"
"You're taller than me, and I don't understand that."
"Yea. So?"
"Should I wear high heels?"
"What are you talking about?"
"We used to high heel as kids."
"Ah, memories."
"Anyway, let's see what Melody Jones is all about."
"You're on."
"If I win, you owe lunch."
"Wait, are we betting?"
"That's right, Amina, to see how many of your clones we can kill the most. If I win, you owe me lunch for a week."
"If I win, you go a week wearing a thong."
(record stop)
All of the BSAA agents looked at the two with jaws dropped, followed by an awkward silence... and crickets chirping...
Sheva says to the reader, "Next scene, please!"