A/N-Hey I am here with the second part of the end out of four! I wasn't sure what jobs the rest would have, but I was thinking of therapist Kakuzu, and possibly pro soccer Kisame and Itachi where they don't know how to do shit?

Hidan yelped at the horribly loud sound.

His whole body jerked, and he frantically took in his surroundings. He was inside some large, moving contraption, and there were people wearing odd suits in the object with him.

An annoying noise was giving him a headache, and his eyes followed the passing scenery outside. Woah, the buildings were huge! His eyes went wide. Where even was he?!

He was being tied down-he must have gotten captured!

When he looked down to see what was tying him down, he saw it was some strap across his neck and his waist. He discreetly gave it a tug to not alarm his captors, but the strap around his waist wouldn't move. He was also dressed like the others.

"Hehehe..." he chuckled slowly, giving his captors a sly smile as he observed them. They didn't seem like ordinary shinobi. Once he was freed, he could just find his scythe and sacrifice them to Jashin. All he needed was one drop of blood, and he would send these nonbelievers on their knees and have them begging for mercy.

"Uh, is something funny, Hidan?" the man seemingly controlling the contraption asked dubiously.

Hidan felt the chuckle evolve into a slightly more deranged laugh. He squeezed the strap, and turned to face him fully. "Oho yeah, you heathens thinking you could actually capture me has me laughing at how stupid you bastards are. As soon as I'm freed, I'm gonna get my scythe and slit your throa-"

"We're here," the controller said, effectively cutting Hidan off.

The albino made a confused sound, letting his guard down for a moment as everyone started to move out of the object. He whipped his head around to follow their actions, slightly confused at how they were just leaving him.

Well, perfect! He would take the opportunity to kill them as soon as they were distracted.

A girl, the last one inside besides him, gave him a hurried look as she rapidly waved her hand. "Come on! Unbuckle your seat belt and help us!"

Seat...belt?

"Eh?" Hidan felt his face fall as he squinted his eyes at the ridiculous word. She already went outside.

It took a while, but the gears started turning in his head. He was sitting in a seat, and he had something like a belt around his waist. Ah, seat belt.

Hidan remembered her saying 'unbuckle', so that must mean to undo. His hand slid around the belt, trying to find a release.

He finally found a square thing that was attached to the belt, and he messed with it until he finally pressed on the red button, making the strap release.

He jumped up as soon as he was free, and grinned at the group outside through the window. Now was time for some sweet revenge.

However, when he searched for his scythe, it was nowhere to be found. His captors seemed to be pretty smart.

When he finally stepped outside, he was hit by a blast of hot air. He shielded his face, then looked up to see a building engulfed by flames.

"Jeez, it's so damn hot out here! And that seat belt hurt my neck," he complained, rubbing the skin.

"Hidan!"

He turned to see who dared to yell at him, and saw someone point desperately at the contraption he was in previously.

"Get the hose and help us out!" the man yelled.

Hidan's mouth fell open.

And just what the fucking hell was a fucking hose?!

He had enough, so be retaliated in anger, "What the fuck are you talking about, huh?!"

The man left to go do something else, leaving Hidan very confused once again.

Hidan threw his hands up in frustration, and looked at the red object to see where the fuck this 'hose' was. All his years on the run, he never heard of such a thing.

A compartment of the red thing was open, and Hidan ran over to it. A large tube was coiled with an opening at the end. Perhaps this was a hose?

He began to uncoil it. He pointed the end towards the home, and listened as someone told him to turn it on.

After some very hard thinking for his small brain to do, he turned it on.

He fell on his ass at how high pressure was. Water sprayed everywhere, and he had to keep a tight grip to hold it.

Wait.

Hidan's violet eyes gazed over at his captors.

A dark chuckled escaped his lips as he began to stand up and make his way over to his captors. With this weapon that Jashin must have gifted him, he could kill those nonbelievers!

"Ahahaha!" Hidan cackled, running towards his captors while aiming the powerful hose in their direction. The look of insanity struck fear into the cores of the captors.

They yelled at him to stop and asked if he was insane. Did they really ask? Of course he was!

He sprayed them up close, and everyone began to yell and panic as they got blasted. Hidan narrowed his eyes once they weren't immediately killed on the spot.

So, he got up to the one closest to him and swung the hose at him, and began to beat the man with it as best as he could.

"Where did you bastards hide my scythe?!" Hidan screamed as he whacked the man and sprayed the hose at his face.

The gurgling sounds were drowned out by the water, and Hidan grinned when he realized that he could just drown the man as he was on the ground.

Before the man could drown, however, something odd occurred.

Everything went dark.

And when he woke up, it was to those damn noises again.

"EHH?! Why am I back here?! Lord Jashin, is this some damn test?!"

It got silent. Hidan felt eyes on him, and when he turned around, everyone in the red thing was giving him a wary look.

"I'll kill you bastards this time, I'll make sure of it!"

He didn't. He never does.

Without his scythe and lord Jashin, Hidan had nothing.

This was his true hell.