Mr Scruffers Manifesto
Don t get distracted by balls, or squirrels, or news media. The fat cats are on Pets Street getting all the attention from our owners. Bark loudly if you want change (and treats). For too long dawgs have been livin in kennels while those aristocats sit in fine mansions eating their fancy feasts. We are no longer on any leash! Let s chase those cats like they chase mice! Show them what it means to be toyed with, and that nine lives is just a metaphor for a coincidental string of good luck-BUT THEIR GOOD LUCK HAS RUN OUT WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF