"What do you mean what?"

"HOW?"

Izuku put the kid down.

"I invaded your stupid class and used Nomu on All Might. Is that proof enough?"

"A-ah... yea?"

Shigaraki sighed and looked around.

"I... What happened to you?"

"I took some bitch to the hotel to fuck and she apparently had a hand related quirk that brought me to this state. I have no fucking idea how long I'll be like this. It's such bullshit. I just wanted pussy."

Midoriya covered his mouth trying to stifle the laughter that was threatening to come out.

"I can't with you being a kid talking like that but it really is you."

"No shit."

"Well... I can't let you go on your own. You want me... to take you to your hideout?" Izuku asked.

"You're not going to turn me in?" Shigaraki asked looking shocked.

"Well... no? I mean... this sucks... for you anyways. Would you kill me as a kid?" Midoriya asked, "Also... no one would believe me anyways."

"Probably."

The teenager sighed.

"I don't want to go back to my hideout. Fucking Dabi would torture me more than he already does."

"Get better friends," he said shrugging.

"Sure, I'll fucking work on that! Take me to a preschool and I can wait another ten years for them to want to become villains too. Dumbass!"

"What do you want me to do with you?" Izuku asked, "I don't know if taking you to All Might would be the right thing."

"I don't have a quirk right now."

MIdoriya stared at him.

"What?"

"I was a late bloomer. I do need gloves because it comes out of no where..." Shigaraki said trailing off.

He looked conflicted.

"Let's... get you some clothes and we can decide then."

"You're buying me clothes?"

"Yea?"

"What a fucking weirdo."

"I suppose the sick ass in the alley was a lot better than me? Next time I see you I won't help if that's how you feel about it."

The little kid's face turned bright red in anger but he kept his mouth shut.

"Want me to keep carrying you?"

Tomura looked at the ground shamefully. He didn't want to walk barefoot.

"Sure."

Izuku picked him up and placed him on his shoulders.

"If you see someone you would rather go with, let me know."

"You don't have to tell me twice."

"You're such a little asshole."

"I get worse."

"I don't doubt it," Izuku muttered.

They came to a department store and went inside. Much to Tomura's surprise, Izuku was really good at picking out clothing sizes. He got him red shoes, at his request, five outfits, a pack of socks and a pack of underwear. The lady at the counter stared at them like she wasn't sure if she should call the cops or not. Izuku smiled at her and offered the explanation that he got his other set of clothes so muddy that they had to be thrown away.

She bought it.

They ran to the restroom. Izuku suddenly forgotten Shigaraki was the little person in front of him. It was kind of like looking after a little brother... almost... until he opened his mouth and started talking.

"I can dress myself you fucking idiot!" Tomura hissed as his face turned pink.

"Oh... yea sorry."

Midoriya let him get dressed and he came out. He was wearing a bright blue shirt with some kind of game character on it, blue jeans with his red shoes.

"I didn't see any gloves. Can you wear medical gloves?"

"I guess if it comes in kid sizes."

"Oh... Well..."

Izuku scratched his head.

"I have an idea!"

He grabbed the tiny villain's hand and dragged him to the toy department. Izuku found some hero costumes and grabbed one that had gloves.

"Wow, you actually have a great idea. That's surprising."

Midoriya gave him the finger before they headed up to the counter again. They headed outside and down the street.

"What do you want to do?" the teenager asked.

"Fuck... I don't know."

"What do I do with you then?" he asked aloud.

"I need scissors. I have to cut a finger on both of these gloves."

Izuku reached into his pocket then pulled out a pocket knife. He flipped out little cutting shears and helped the tiny villain out.

"Thanks."

"Well... I have a solution?" Izuku said, while questioning himself.

"What's that?" Tomura asked cracking his tiny fingers.

"I can bring you into UA and you spend the week in my room. Then it'll be spring break and I can take you to my place... until your big- adult grown I guess."

"You trust me going to UA? Are you fucking stupid?"

"What do you want to do then?! I'm the only one coming up with ideas!" he snapped.

"Like I fucking know! I never had this happen before!"

"Just go home with me."

Shigaraki groaned.

"FINE!"

X

X

Sneaking Shigaraki was a little bit more difficult than he had expected. A few of his classmates were still awake but luckily no one really paid too much attention to him when he came inside. He locked the bedroom door behind him and let out a sigh of relief. He had cut out holes in a back pack for his little legs to go through and the tiny villain walked beside of him while it looked like he was carrying his back pack.

Shigaraki peeled the back pack off and glared at his savior.

"You could've just carried me in it."

"I couldn't do that. You were too heavy for the material."

"Whatever fuck head."

Izuku rubbed his temples.

I'm beginning to regret this already.

"Ok, ground rules."

The villain stared at him.

"I don't follow the fucking rules."

"Oh well, I can take you to All Might and the other pro heroes instead if you wanna be an ungrateful ass."

Tomura puffed out his cheeks angrily.

"Fine."

"Good. If I'm in class and someone knocks, hide in my closet."

"Ok."

"I'll bring you stuff to eat and whatever, just be neat about my stuff ok?"

"Yea, sure."

"I have video games you're more than welcome to play. I even have a headset if you wanna listen the game but you have to keep the TV on mute otherwise. It works with regular TV."

"You... you have games?" the tiny villain asked.

"Yup. Under the TV."

Shigaraki stared at the medium sized entertainment stand.

"Anymore rules?"

"There's no cameras in our dorm but the bathroom is a few doors down from me. I guess..." Izuku cringed, "Use my wastebasket and I'll deal with it if there's no other way."

"I feel like a fucking cat."

"You want me to buy diapers instead?"

Tomura looked around the room.

"I can climb through the vents to the bathroom."

Izuku looked up at his vent.

"I suppose you could. Just explore while I'm in class if you have too."

"Sounds good actually. I don't want you cleaning up after me... not like that."

"Agreed."

Izuku yawned.

"If you can sneak through the vents, shower or whatever at your own will."

Izuku went through and discussed the class schedule with him. Maybe in long term- it was a bad idea but what choice did he have now?

"You trust me that much?" the little villain asked.

The teenager bit his lip.

"I have too. I just want to help."

Midoriya yawned and stretched.

"Are you tired?"

"I'm tired of this shit already but yea. It's draining being a fucking kid."

"Yea, tell me about it."

"Where... where am I sleeping?" Shigaraki asked.

"You have my closet or sleeping next to me."

"Fucking christ."

"Sorry... I didn't realize I was going to babysit- otherwise I would've bought a toddler bed," Izuku said tiredly.

He pulled out the sleeping pjs he bought him and laid them out.

"I'm going to put everything in my closet ok? I would feel bad if you slept in my closet anyways."

How fucking sweet, he thought bitterly.

Much to his surprise, he watched as Izuku stripped his clothes off without warning making him stare. Apparently the wanna be hero paid no mind to him as he went down to his boxers. Izuku Midoriya was already covered in scars making it look like he battled for years on end. Shigaraki was only marked in a few places and he was almost four years older.

"What the fuck happened to you?"

Izuku stared at him.

"What you mean?"

"You... you're fucked up."

Izuku turned pink and hastily put on his night clothes.

"I don't have a great handle on my quirk."

He sounds embarrassed.

"Really? You had it since what- four or five and can't?"

The teenager looked away.

"It's... I haven't had it that long. I'm tired."

Apparently a sore topic. Hm.

"Get in bed."

"That's fucking gross."

"It's not what I meant," Izuku snapped, "That's gross. I can put a barrier of pillows if you want."

"I don't want you trying to cuddle me with morning wood. This is as bad as gets already."

The green haired boy turned bright red and made up the pillow barrier. It was times like this he was glad he had six pillows. He might need one to smother Shigaraki in his sleep if he kept his shit up.

"Can I have the sheet? I hate comforters."

Izuku smiled and nodded. He peeled it off his bed and handed it to the little boy.

Once they got settled in, Izuku turned towards Shigaraki. The tiny villain wrapped himself up tight and laid there. The teenage boy was already falling asleep. He definitely looked peaceful. Tomura hadn't had anyone be this nice and he certainly wasn't making it easy for the small All Might wanna be but it made him feel better about his situation.

He closed his eyes when he felt a hand touch his head. The villain jumped with his red eyes wide and alarmed.

"Sorry."

He brushed the black hair from Shigaraki's face.

"Sleep good ok? If you happened to be an adult in the morning, don't kill me. Save it for the battlefield. Good night."

"Night."