Chapter 23.
The door opened and Proffesor Plumbridge and Cornelia Fudge stomped out angrily. Then Dumbledum and Plumbridge sawed us.
"MR. WAY WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" Plumbridge shouted angrily. Dumbledore blared at her.
"Oops she made a mistake!" he corrupted her. "She means hi everybody come wholesomely in!"
Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Darkness and Draco and opposite R'uddy Mary. Crab and Goyle started 2 make some dad jokes. They both looked exactly like Ville Vollo. I eight some Count Chocula and drank som tomato juice from a cup. Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was…Vampire! He and Draco were shooting at eachother.
"Vampire, Draco WTL?" I asked.
"You loving ruscal!" yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to sit wholesomely next to her!1"
"No I do!" shouted.
"No she doesn't loving like u, you son of a witch!" yelled Draco.
"No love you motherlover she laves me not you!" shouted Vampire. And then… he jumped on Draco! (no not in2 his arms u fool) They started to fight and beat up each other.
Dumbldore yelled at them but they didn't stop. All of a sudden… a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick. He had no nose and was wearing a gray robe. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Britney that loving prep started to cry. Vampire and Draco stopped fighting….I shopped eating….Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent….Volzemort!
"Eboby…..Ebony…." Darth Valer sed rudely in his raspy voice. "Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall hurt thou and I shall hurt Vampire as well. If thou does not hurt him before then I shall hurt Draco too!"
"Plz don't make me hurt him plz!" I begged.
"No!" he laughed crudely. "Hurt him, or I shall hurt him anyway!" Then he flew away cackling.
I bust into tears. Draco and Vampire came to contort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Voldremot coming to hurt Draco while Draco got a paper cut in a depressed way.
"No!" I screamed friendlily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.
"Ebony Ebony aure you alright?" asked Draco in a worried voice.
"Yeah yeah." I said sadly as I got up.
"Everyfing's all right Enoby." said Vampire all sensetive.
"No its not!" I shouted angrily. Tearz of tomato juice went down my face. "OMLG what if I'm getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!"
"Its ok gurl." said R'uddy Mary. "Maybe u should ask Proffesor Sinister about what the visions mean though."
"Ok wich." I said sadly and den we went.
Chapter 24.
Well we had Deviation next so I got to ask Proffessor Trevolry about the visions.
"Konnichiwa everybody come in." said Proffesor Sinister in Japanese. She smelled at me with her gothic black lipstick. She's da coolest loving teacher ever. She had long sleeping black hair with dark red tips and red eyes. (hr mom woz a vampire. She's also haf Japanese so she speaks it and everyfing. she n r'uddy mry get along grate) She's really young for a teacher. 2day she was wearing a black leather top with red lace and a long goffik black ripped dress. We went inside the black classroom with pastors of Emily the Strong. I raced my hand. I was wearing some black naie Polish with red pentagrams on it.
"What is it Ebony?" she asked. "Hey I love ur nail polish where'd u get it, Hot Topik?"
"Yeah." I answered. All the preps who didn't know what HT was gave me weird looks. I gave them a thumbs-down. "Well I have to talk to you about some fings. When do you want to due it?"
"Ho about now?" she asked.
"OK." I said.
"OK class loving dismissed every1." Proffesor Trevolry said and she let every1 go. "Except for you Britney." she pointed at Britney and sum other preps. "Please do exorcize (geddit) 1 on page 3."
"OK I'm having lotz of visions." I said in a worried voice. I'm so worried is Draco gong 2 get hurt.
Well she gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in. I looked at it.
"What do you c?" she asked.
"I said I see a black gothic face and a pentagram."
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Draco. He was looking really friendly wearing a black leather facet, a black gothic Linkin Park t-shirt and blak Congress shoes.
"Okay you can go now, see ya runt." said Proffesor Sinister.
"Bye witch." I said waving.
I went to Draco and Vampire was sitting next to him. We both followed Draco together and I was so exhibited.
Chapter 25.
I was so excited. I fellowed Draco wandering if we where going 2 kiss again. We went outside and then we went into Draco's black car.
"Ebony what the love did Profesor Trevolry say." whispered Draco potting his gothic whit hand with bvlak nail polish on mine.
"She said she would tell me what the visions meant torromow." I grumbled in a friendly voice. He took out a herring cabezon and cooked it, and gave it to me to punch. He started to fly the car into a tree. We went to the top of it. Draco put on some MCR.
"And all the things that you never ever told me And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me." sang Gerard's friendly voice. We started tiling of each other's shoos fevently. He took of my blak socks and my black leather jetack. I took of his black socks. Then… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my trap friendlily.
"OMLG Draco Draco!" I screamed having a kiss. We stated frenching passively. Suddenly… I fell asleep. I started having a dream. In it a guy of no particular race was shooting two goffik men with long black hair.
"No! Please don't loving hurt us!1" they pleaded but he just kept shooting them. He ran away in a red car.
"No! Oh my loving gosh!11" I shouted in a scared voice.
"Ebony what's wrong?" Draco asked me as I woke up opening my icy blue eyes.
I started to cry and tears of tomato juice went down my face. I told Draco to call Vampire. He did it with his blak Likin Park mobile. Butt the worst thing was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where… Lucian and Serious!111
Chapter 26.
A few mutates later Vampire came 2 da tree. He was wearing a blak leather jackson, black leather pants and a Good Chralotte t-shirt.
"Hi Vampire." I said nicely as I started to sob. Draco hugged me friendlily tryont to comfrot me. I started to cry tears of tomato juice and then told them what happened.
"Oh love it!" Vampire shouted angrily. He4 started to cry sadly. "What loving jerk did that!"
"I don't know." I said. "Now come on we have 2 tell Dumbledor."
We ran out of the tree and in2 da castle. Dumblydor was sitting in his office.
"Sire are dads have been shot!" Draco said while we wipped sum tears from his white face. "Enoby had a vision in a dreem."
Dubleodre started to cockle. "Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony's not divisional?"
I glared at Dumbledore.
"Look motherlover." he said angrily as Dumbeldore gasped (c is da toot of crakter). "U know very well that I'm not decisional. Now get some loving ppl out there to look for Series and Lucian- pornto!"
"Okay." he said in a intimated voice. "Were are they?"
I fought about it. Then all of a sudden….. "Longdon." I said. I told him which street. He went and called some people and did some stuff. After a few mistunes he came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while someone called him again. He said that they had been found. Draco, Vampire and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Draco to wait in the nurses office while Vampire went to get a paper cut in his room. We looked at each other's gothic, derperessed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly Serious and Lucian came in on stretchers….and Proffesor Sinister was behind them!1
Chapter 27. vampirz wil never hurt u
Every1 in the room stated to cry happly- I had saved them. Drako, Lucian, Serious bond Vampire all came to hug me. The nurse started to give them medicine.
"Come wholesomely on Enoby." said Proffesor Sinatra. She was wearing a gothic blak leader dress with a corset top and real tomat juice on it and loving black platinum boots. "I have to tell you the loving perdition."
I locked at Lucian, Serifs, Drake and Vampire. They nodded.
I smelled happily and went into a dark room. I had changed Profesor Sinister took out some black cards. She started to look into a black crucible ball. She said… "Tara, I see drak times are near." She said badly. She peered into da balls. "You see, you must go back in time." She took out a Time-Toner like R'uddy Mary had. "When Voldemint was in Hogwarts before he became powerful he gut his hearth borken. Now do you fink he would still become Volxemort if he was in love?" I shook my head. "U must go back in time and befroend him. It is the only way. If he is still rude then you must hurt him. You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it."
"Okay." I said sadly. We did slepz tuch sin. I went outside again sadly.
"What loving happened?" asked Draco and Vampire.
"Yeah what happened?" asked Darkness, Willow and Rduy Mary?
I was about to tell them butt every1 was there. They were celebrating Lucian and Sirius being fond. Everyone was proud of me butt I jut wonted 2 talk 2 Draco. They were cheesing my name and some reporters were there, trying to interview Dumblydore. A banner was put up. Lotz of loving prepz were there oviously tring 2 be b goffik wering the HIM sign on their handz- depite them not having akshecky heard of him. Even Mr. Noris looked happy. A blak and red cake had been brought out. Crabbe and Goyke set up some fireworx in the shape of faces from Wesley's Whizard Wises.
I put on my Invisibility coke with Vampire and Draco and we sneaked outside 2gether.
Chapter 28.
We went in2 a blak room. The wallz were blak with portraits of gothic bands lik MCR, GC and Marlin Mason all over them. A big black sleeping box was in the middle. Red vevlet lined da blak box. There were three chairs made of plastic with fake facez in dem. I wuz wearing a blak corset shrti wif purple stuff on it, fishnet suckings and a blak leather skirt over them.
I sat down one of da chairs dispersedly. So did Drako and Vampire.
"Are you okay?" Vampir asked potting his albastard hand on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing blak nail polish with red crosses on it.
"Yah I guess." I said sadly. Drako also pot his hand on mine friendlily. I smiled sadly with my blak lipstick. "The problem is….I have to befriend Volxemort. Ill have 2 go bak in time"
Draco started to cry sadly. Vampire hugged him.
"Itz okay Eboby." he said finally. "But what about me? Ur not gonna brake up or anyfing, are you?"
"Of coarse not!" I gasped.
"Really?" he asked.
"Sure." I said.
We frenched friendlily. Vampire looked at us longingly.
Then… I took off Draco's MCR shrift and befrendedly took of his shoes. He was built lik a stallone. He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Enoby on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Gerard Way. Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4).
I kept on my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif.
We started freching as we sat on the sleeping box. He put his spongue in my you-know-what and passively we did it.
"I love you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u." he screamed as we got a kiss. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly….
"WHAT THE LOVE R U DOING!"
It was….Snope and Profesor McGoggle!111
Chapter 29.
"Oh my rebel!1" we screamed as we jamped off of da sleeping box. Snap and Professor McGoonagle started to shoot at us angrily.
"COME WHOLESOMELY NOW!1!" Preacher McGongel yielded. We did guiltily. We left the room still wearing our clothes. Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
"Hey what the love!111" Vampire shooted angrily.
"Yeah buster what the love are u going to do with the loving camera?" Draco demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Dumblehor noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to St Mango's. So give back da camera!1111"
Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Snoop laughed meanly.
"Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" yelled Proffesor McGoggle. She made us come wholesomely into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these werid tools in it. Draco started to cry all friendly and saxitive (geddit koz hes a saxplayr lol tom felnot rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as gerard ur sax on legz I luv u u loveng rok mary me!111).
I started to cry tearz of tomato juice (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz raven sed so ok so lov u!1). Vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.
And then….. he and Snoop both took out squirt guns using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the wutor gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.
"Crosio!" I shouted. Snap stated 2 scram he dropd da squirt gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of wuter. I STOPPED DA CURSE. Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Den she said "OK Serverus I'm going 2 go now." She left. Snap started to laugh rudely. Vampire started to cry.
"It's ok Enoby." said Draco. "Evergreen will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Snake."
Snape laughed again. And then...he took out some spray bottles!1!1111
Chapter 30.
"No!11" we screamed sadly. Snap stated loafing meanly. He took out a kamera anvilly. Then… he came tords Darko!1! He took sum stones out of his poket. He put da stones around Draco and nit a candle.
"What the love r u doing!" I shooted arngrily. Snoop laughed meanly. He polled open his mouth. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!
He waved his wand and a plastic nife came. He gave da plastic knife 2 me.
"U must hurt Vrompire." he said to me. "If u don't then I'll kis Draco on the cheek!1"
"No you loving rasacl!1" I yielded.
But den Draco looked at me sadly with his rude goffik red eyes dat looked so depressant and friendly. He lookd exactly like a pentragram (lol geddit koz im a rebel) between Kurt Cobain and Gerard. But then I looked at Vampire and he looked so classy too wif his goffik black hair. I thought of da time when we snogged and the time I kissed with Draco and Dumblydore came and the tame where Draco almost got hurt and Vampire wuz so sportive.
Snipe laughed angrily. He started to prey to Volxemort. He started to do an incapacitation dancing around the stokes spraying Draco and Vampire. Suddenly an idea I had. I clozd my eyes and using my vampire powers I sent a telepathetic massage to Drako and Vampire so they would destruct Snape.
"Dumbeldork will get u!" Draco shooted.
"Yah just wait ubtil da Mystery find out!11" Vampire yelled. Meanwhile I took out my wand.
"You ridiculus dondderhed!111" Snoop yielded. He took off all of Drico's shoes. Just as he was about to kiss him on the cheek….
"Crosio!" I wholesomely shouted pointing my wholesome wand. Snoop scremed and started running around da room screming. Meanwhile I grabed my blak mobile and sent a txt 2 Serious. I stopped doing crucio.
"You dunderhed!111 Im going to hurt-" shooted Snape but suddenly Serverus came.
Snake put the spray bottle behind his bak. "Oh hello Sev I wuz just teaching them sumthing." he lied. But suddenly Lusian and Profesor Trevolry came in2 da room and they and Serious unlocked the chains and put dem around Snap. Then Profesor Trevolry said 'Come on Ebony let's go."
Chapter 31.
"I always knew u were on Voldemort's side, you sun of a witca (bufy rox!111)." Serious said 2 Snape.
"No I'm not I was teaching them somefing!1" Snap clamed.
"Oh loving yeah?" I took some blak Volremortserum out of my poket and gave it to Serverus. He made Snap dirnk it. He did arngrily. Then Luscious took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on Snap. Then Proffesor Sinister and Lucian made us get out wif them while Snape told his secretes. Lucian took Vampure and Draco to the nurse after thanking me a millon times. Profesor Trevolry took me to a dark room. Now I wuz going to go back in time to befroend Volxemort. Moving posters of MCR and Nrivana were all over. Hermoine, Darkness and Willow came too. R'uddy Mary gave me a blak bag from Tom Rid's store.
"Whatz in da bag?" I asked Profesor Trevolry.
"U will c." she said. I opened thee bag. In it was a friendly tite appropriate black leather gothic dress. It had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da leg. I put it on. My frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots Willow had chosen. Willow and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and drk-red lipshtick.
"You look loving kawaii, witch." R'uddy Mary said.
"Fangs." I said.
"Ok now you're going to go back in tim." said Proffesor Sinister. "U will have to do it in a few sessionz." She gave me a blak squirt gun. I put it in a strap on my fishnetz like in Redisnet Rudee. Then she gave me a black time-tuner. "After an hour use da time torner to go back here." Proffesor Trevolry said. Then she and R'uddy Mary put a Pensive in front of me. Every1 went in front of it.
"Good luk!1" Everryone shooted. Darkess and Willow gave me slep's touch sin. Then….. I jumped friendlily in2 da Pensive.
Suddenly I was in fornt of teh School. In front of me wuz one of da friendliest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wering long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was….Tom Bombodil!1111
Chapter 32.
"Hi." I said nicely. "Im Enoby Way da new student." I shok my pale handz wif their blak noil polish wif him.
"Da name's Tom." he said. "But u kan call me Rebel. Datz ma middle nam"
We shok hands. "Well come on we have 2 go upstairs." Rebel said. I followed him. "Hey Rebel…..do u happen to be a fan of Gren Day?" (sinz mcr and evinezenz dont exist yet den) I asked.
"Oh my loving gosh, how did u know?" Rebel gasped. "actually I like gc a lot too."(geddit coz gc did that song I just wanna live that's ounded really 80s)
"omg me too!" I replied happily.
"guess what they have a concert in hogsment." rebel whispered.
"hogsment?" I asked.
"yeah that's what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000." he told me all sekrtivly. "and theres a really cool shop called Hot-"
'topic!" I finshed, happy again.
He froned confusedly. "noo its called Hot Ishoo." He smiled skrtvli again. "then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic." he moaned.
"ohh." now everything was making sense for me. "so is dumblydor your princepill?" I shouted.
"uh-huh." he looked at his black nails. "im in slitherin'"
"OMlG SHME TOO!" I SHRIEDKED.
"u go to this skulk?"(geddit cos im goffik) he asked.
"yah that's why im here im NEW." I SMELLED HAPPili.
Suddenly dumblydore flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. "NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!" he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. "STUPID GOFFS!"
rebel rolled his eyes. "his so mean to us goffs and punks just becose we're in slytherine and we're not preps."
I turned around angrily. "actually I fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord."
"wtl?" he asked angrily.
"oh nuffin." I said sweetly.
then suddenlyn…. the floor opened. "OMLG NO I SCEAMED AS I FEEL DOWN. everyone looked At ME weirdly."
"hey where r u goin?" rebel asked as I fell.
I got out of the hole n it was bak in the pensive in professor trevolry's classroom. dumblydum wuz dere. "dumblydore I think I just met u." I said.
"oh yeah I rememba that." dumblydor said, trying to be all goffik.
sinister came in. "hey dis is my classroom wait wtl enoby what da heck r u doing?"
:"um." I looked at her.
"oh yeaH I forgot bout that."
"wth how?" I screamed forgetting she was a teacher for a second. but shes a goff so its ok.
professor sinster looked sad. "um I was drinking voldemortserum." she started to cry black tears of depression. dumblydum didn't know about them.
"hey r u crying tears of tomato juice?" he asked curiously, tuching a tear.
"love off!" we both said and dumblydum took his hand away.
professor sinster started crying again in her chair, sobbing limpid tears. "omlg enoby…I think im too fond of Voldemortserum."
AN: SEE U LOVVING PREPZ GO LOV URSELXXZ DATZ SERUS ISSUZ 2O GO 2 HECK!1111112
Chapter 33.
"Oh my loving gosh!1" I shooted sadly. "Shud we get u 2 St Manga's, witch?"
"Hek no!" she said. "Lizzen Egogy, I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask Tom Andorson 4 sum help?"
"Sure I said sadly. I went outside the door. Draco was there!111 He wuz wearing a big blak GC tshrt which wuz his panamas.
"Hey Friennd." I said.
"How'd it go Enoby?" he asked in his voice was so friendly and low kinda like Gerard Way when hes talking.
"Fine." I reponded. We stared 2 go bak in2 da dorm.
"How far did u go wif Rebel?" Drako asked jealously.
"Not 2 far, lol." I borked.
"Will you hav to kiss him?" Draco asked angstily.
"I hop not 2 far!111" I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him. I said sorry. We frenched.
"What happened 2 Snipe?" I growled.
"U will see." Draco giggled mistressly. He opened a door…Snap nd Lumpkin werz there!11 Serious waz pokering dem by hurging dem wif a blak plastic nife.
"NOOOO PLZ!1111" Lumpkin bagged as Serious started 2 suk his tomato juice. I laffed matchievously. I tok some photons of him and Snap bing hurq. (ok I no dis iz men but fink abot it ppl dey r 2 friendli nd Snap trid 2 kis dem on the cheek and neway rebelz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolz). We took sum of Snipe's tomato juce den Drako and I went bak 2 our roomz. We sat on my goffik blak sleeping box. My cloves were kinda drity so I sent Draco out of the room so that he wouldn't see me while I was changing, and then I pot on a blak leather outfit fingie kinda like da 1 Suelene haz in Undreworld. (if u haven't herd of it den LOV U!111) . I put on some blak platform high heelz. Darko came back in and put on 'desolition liverz' by MCR. Den….we storted 2 take of eachotherz shoez. I tok of his wholesome shirt nd he had a six-pak, lolz. We started 2 mak out lik in Da Grudge. He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what friendlily. I gut a kiss.
"Oh Draco!111111!1 Oh mi loving gush Draco!1111" I screemed passively as he got harts in his ayes.
"I luv u TaEbory." he whispred friendlily and den we fel aspleep in separate beds lol.