A couple times upon a time their was this handsome black guy in segregated South America and it was the 60 s or some shit. Probably early. Anyway, racial tension and jazz music was filling the shit out of the air. People were feeling it too so they broke open some fire hydrants and played in the sewage system (FUN).
Shit got real when the handsome black guy saw cutey mcbutterbops singing off-hill biscuit jazz on ol-country stage in front of all them fine folk. That was hot, and cutey mcbutterbops talked after the song, told handsome black guy she thought Picard was a better captain than Kurk. FUCK, hot nerd! YUMMY.
So than, randomly handsome black guy talked with uncle tom s cabin to find out that long lost father (uncles bro?) was into some cultist shit involving white bathrobe people and glue.
I gotsta find my father and shit! sounded handsome black dude.
Uncle Tom wagged the fuck out of his finger. Naw, fuck, your daddy he the fuck dead. This shit sound ominous and I m old. Let s hide under a fucking rock..
Mmm-MMMMM BitCH! yelled handsome black dude. Inaction is the same as complacency. It s our responsibility to figure this here shit out!
cool, I m driving though
So uncle Tom was driving with handsome black dude in the car and randomly cutey mcbutterbops was like I ll tag along.
Driving commenced with a broom broom noise and they went deep deep south were racism was thick as pancakes and gave you discharge in the toilet. It just so happened that ordering pancakes in the south at a waffle house led to big misunderstanding. White people police were called in to less misunderstand. To help ask questions they used shotguns not so helpful.
Uncle Tom suggested more broom broom to which white people police made all the noise in the world going drag racing around every turn. Then suddenly rich white people had a fancy car made out of ivory and child labor. Uncle Tom drove his car in front of the fancy car. That fancy car had rich white people in it for sure and maybe they should have been racist NO. Those rich white people were entrepreneurial, stopped their car, and used white people magic to fuck up the cop car.
The cop car was fucked up and that s good. White albino lady got out of the car and was probably going to ask for directions. Uncle Tom took off like it was a hit-n-run (not sexual).
So then later in the night they crossed the state line into the happy hour racist special where cops used x-ray vision to spot them a mile away and be like pull the fuck over. This time the black people trio met with this ugly superior stupid cop guy that looked the result of inbreeding. He apprently had evidence of illegal stuff and was like let me and my cop buddies take you into the woods at night for a secret trial.
It was a lie though cause there was no judge or courthouse in the woods. Handsome black dude was pretty sure ugly inbred cop was going to murder them.
Quietly, in a loud way, but suddenly there were ape/chicken-like noises coming from the tree tops. They were being hunted like in predator.
Everyone pooped and ran into an easily defensible and conveniently abandoned log cabin. One of the cops was bit by ape chicken and turned into ape chicken but retarded. Handom Black dude shotgun the shit while ugly inbred cop became breakfast.
Uncle Tom was talking about albino lady with magic and those ape chickens and how both must be vampiric in nature. Amazeballs! cried out cutey mcbuttersnaps. She was suddenly driving an F1 50 with a turbo charger and turret. Let s blaze outa here bitches
They fuckin did.
After all that shit Albino lady was in her top 1% mansion looking into her crytal ball. She was a bad guy pretending to be a good guy, because of bad guy plans. Thusley she laughed.