Alright so apparently people think that Ahri lemons are hella over done and a bit boring so I might include one later on but probably not anytime soon. People seem to think that a mix of option 2 and option 3 are the best which kinda works I guess? So we'll just stick with that for the time being.

Assume that Ahri is innocent and was actually telling the truth about Ezreal being the first human she has ever seen etc etc

Characters actually can't give or get STDS from sexual activities but they don't know that (IDK why I even thought of this but it legit just occurred to be that in all these fanfics right you see champs or summoner's sticking their dicks in literally everything then cumming inside one after the other etc etc.) I mean take WaddleBuff's summoner short stories for example lel, how many girls does the summoner have sex with lel he's gotta have gotten someone pregnant right or maybe contracted some STDs? Jokes, Mr Buff is the MVP though xd. So I thought I'd just make it clear that the assumption is that STDS don't exist in this universe and I know your probs going like dude no one gives a shit. Just tryna make it a lil more realistic heehee.


"Ahri wuzzup."the explorer casually answered as he sat down besides her.

"Nothing I just wanted to thank you for everything that's all. Finally I have been accepted by a human."she said as she slumped over to the left, as her body leaned with her, resting her head on the explorer's shoulder.

"Ahh it's okay Ahri, I mean I think anyone in my position would have done the same….I think." he gulped as the young fox girl rested on his shoulder.

There was an awkward silence in the room, the only sound came from Ezreal's beating heart and the mesh of clothing that got crumpled as Ahri occasionally shifted in her place on the bed.

"I wanted to make it up to you.." Ahri said calmly as Ezreal turned his head to the left to look down at her.

"Huh what do you mean hehe,ehh you don't have to I mean that's what friends are for right?" he said as he locked onto her honey eyes.

"Your right…." she said before elegantly rising to her side as she straddled the confused Ezreal who was starting to feel a little excited but still confused.

The fox girl leaned in closer until her cheek was level with his cheek and she slowly whispered into his ear.

"I don't have to…...I want to…" she said with a soft but sultry voice, hairs raised on the back of his head as her warm breath tickled his ear.

"Ahri what are you…...mmmmmpf" he was cut off as the Ionian girl smashed her lips into his. His hands immediately found her hips as she wrapped hers around his head, kissing him with ferocity as if he was some sort of lollipop. She pulled away, her teeth biting his lower lip gently as she rested both her hands on his legs, taking a breather. She bit her lip seductively as she watched the blonde kid's blue eyes burn with lust as he eyed up her voluptuous figure.

"Hmmmm, don't undress me with those pretty eyes cutie." she said seductively as she reached over and pinched his cheek, pressing her breasts together. Like a deer in headlights, Ezreal stared at her before he reached over and fondled her chest. His hands were in heaven as he began to squeeze and grope at her tits, letting the flesh fill his palms. Ahri moaned in delight before she pushed his hands off and untied the strings holding up her Kimono, allowing the soft red fabric to fall away from her body, exposing 2 heavy plump and round breasts for the teenager to explore. He stared in awe at her heavy globes of milk before she shuffled forward, rubbing her round ass against his constricted member, she leaned forward so that her tits were now infront of his face and rested her chin over his blonde hair. She shuddered as her breasts were suddenly covered with warmth and wetness as the explorer began exploring them, sucking and licking them whilst squeezing and twisting her nipples to increase the pleasure.

She squirmed as he serviced her breasts, making to sure to lick at her erect nipples and squeeze the abundance of flesh as he traced kisses along the underside of her creamy skin and up her neck. He was enjoying this too much and began thrusting his pelvis upward slightly as the tip of his constricted crotch poked at her butt. Feeling his rigidness, Ahri leaned back, slightly, to run her soft hand over his length,

"Ahr….mmmmmm." he groaned loudly as his mouth disconnected from her breasts for a second. The explorer moved himself further back on the bed so that he was now sitting upright and wrapped his arms around her womanly hips so that he could feast on her breasts again. He extended his tongue and gave her perky nipples a delicate lick, smiling as he looked up to see her face in happiness and bliss, as he dwelve his head back into that valley of flesh. Her breasts weren't nearly as big as Sona's which were the first he had ever seen and touched but my god she could probably give her a run for her money.

Ahri meanwhile was loving every second of it as she pushed the boy's face further into her cleavage, gripping tightly to his hair as he kissed and licked her in all the right spot, evident but the wet patch in her undergarments. She shuddered as his palms slipped up and down over the smooth of her back, touching her creamy skin.

"Mmmm Ahri….." he moaned lustfully as his hormones reached a peak. He wanted no needed her. Pulling his face out from her valley of tit flesh, his face flustered from exhaustion and lust. Ahri giggled,making her tit jiggle in front of him.

"Your so cute when your horny." she laughed as she kissed his cheek gently.

Feeling as if his shorts were going to burst open from excitement, the explorer threw her onto her back on the bed before straddling her and was just about to give her breasts another lick before he noticed the fox's ear's twitch, signalling that she heard something.

"Sorry Ezreal, you're going to have to go now, good night and thanks for the food and drink bye…" she said quickly as the fox gently nudged him out of her room before closing the door.

"Well that was hella random, what a shame though I wanted to finish ahhhhh!" he stomped his foot on the wood floorboards in protest before walking into his room to lay down on his bed for a bit.


He was about to whip out his phone and play some games before he heard a knock on the door. "Come in come in." he said, a hint of excitement within his voice.

"Hello Ezreal, I was just checking if…..oh….." Karma said with a raise of her eyebrow as she stared down at his concealed member. Her emerald eyes glanced over at Ahri's door to see it closed before stepping into his room and closing the door.

"Did I come in at a bad time my young explorer?" she giggled as she took a step forward and pulled his hands away from his crotch.

"Hahaha no Karma you didn't" he blushed whilst stammering a little.

"Oh god I'm still so horny from Ahri earlier on, I gotta control myself" he thought, despite his will slipping away quickly.

The duchess merely smirked before rubbing his meat in his pants. "You don't have to hide it from me kid, your the guest and I'm the host…..and the host always serves the guest." she said sultrily.

That was it, he couldn't hold it anymore.

Ezreal got off the bed and pulled Karma with him into the bathroom before closing the wooden door shut.

"Eeek Ezreal, what are you doing." she said alarmed at the explorer's sudden aggressive behaviour.

The blonde ignored her and simply pulled her dress down to her ankles along with his pants, revealing his already throbbing and wet cock to her. "Shhh be quiet." he hissed as he gave her smooth rump a few slaps causing her to moan.

"Ahh Ez don't tease me and fuck me already." Karma said with a blush as Ezreal guided the tip of his thick cock into her pussy before starting to pump away.

Sweat from his blonde hair dripped onto her back as his pelvis slapped against her firm rear. Karma now had her face pressed against the chilly stone surface of the sink as he pounded his young dick into her. Ezreal looked down at her jiggling ass on his crotch as a pang of guilt ran through his mind.

"Jee I feel bad for taking advantage of her like this but ahhhh Ahri got me so riddled up" he though to himself as he leaned over her back to curl his hands around her perky tits and fondled them, pulling them up, causing her to rise to her actual height, hiding Ezreal behind her as he made her body rock. He thrusted even harder into her, treating her like his own fleshlight, his cock slipping in and out with ease due to their pre ejaculatory fluids. The explorer occasionally slapped her butt, watching in delight as the flesh jiggled as he stared down at it lustfully. He had never been this horny before and the fact that they both had their clothing around their ankles as they fucked in the bathroom added a bit of lewdness and raunchiness to the scenario.

The duchess's black hair stuck to her back due to the amount of sweat that was produced from their love making. Ezreal removed his hands from her now sore nipples and placed them on her hips to give him more support as he thrusted away into her, leaning back to admire the view of her pussy swallowing up every inch of his cock. Her wetness made the experience even better as it felt like a wet elastic band coiling and uncoiling around his member.

"Ahhh ahh give me more, give me more" she cried out as the explorer hissed with pleasure, biting down on her back as he felt a familiar heat rise from within his crotch.

"Ooof Ezreal, that's it ahhhhhhh" Karma yelled as her orgasm arrived, causing her to jiggle like jello in his arms, her legs shaking as warm juices coated his penis and dripped onto the floor.

Feeling his orgasm arrive, the explorer leaned his sweaty head on her back as he pumped his hips into her, releasing his big creamy load into her deep, warm pussy. His knees buckled and he stumbled back a little, causing his dick to slip out of her beaten vagina.

Karma's breathing calmed down as she removed her sweaty face from the marble surface and turned around before looking at Ezreal.

"Whoah, much as that was unexpected and rude of you Ezreal, I did enjoy that." she panted, watching his arrogant little smile form at the corner of his mouth.

"Well I need to shower now cause of what you've done, I advise you to join me hehe" she said as she led Ezreal into the shower, his eyes still fixated on her shaking ass despite having mad sex literally seconds ago.

Karma turned on the shower faucet and the 2 of them shuddered a little as the cold water kissed their sweaty bodies. The duchess bent over to pick up the soap bottle, causing the water to trace over her ass much to Ezreal's delight. Wondering if he should press his luck, he held his cock in one hand and was about to insert it once more before Karma stood up and caught him in the act.

"Damn blondie, you're getting better and better everyday hehe, already hard?" she chuckled as he blushed sheepishly. The duchess stood before him and hovered her hand over his erection before flipping her palm upside down, allowing the soap to drip and coat his cock. The blonde shuddered at the new found feeling of the gooey and slimy soap which was now spread over his length as Karma's hand formed an O between her index and thumb allowing him to lube himself up. Curling behind him, she rested her chin on his blonde hair similar to how Ahri did before and her dark arm snaked behind his back to reach over and jerk him off slowly.

"Ahhh Karma, that's it." The explorer moaned as the duchess continued her handjob, aided by the water, soap and precum that was secreted from his member. She reached under his legs and grabbed his testicles causing him to twitch violently as his member pulsed. "Hehehe so that's your weak spot ehh? Good to know" she muttered. He said nothing as he began to rock back and forth on the balls of his feet as Karma's short and aggressive strokes switched to long drawn out ones. He felt his milky fluids build up at his tip before exploding all over the glass of the shower.

When the lust left him, he slid himself out of her man made love hole and kissed the duchess for a bit before they washed each other up and dried.

"Ezreal I'm staying with you tonight." Karma stated as she jumped into bed with him.

"Hehe that's fine by me" he chuckled before falling asleep quickly, the toll of their intense sex taking its effect on him drastically.

"You're lucky to have got me when I was horny, else….." she muttered in her sleep.

Ezreal chuckled, giving her ass one more slap before he turned over to his side and was just about to sleep when something crossed his mind.

"Did Ahri legit just push me out of her room so that Karma wouldn't catch me leaving her room with a boner? Weird…." he thought to himself as he drifted off to sleep.


"Councilorrrrrrr Ajax wuzzup...huh?...oh yes sorry I meant how are you doing on this beautiful morning High Councillor Ajax" Ezreal said sarcastically whilst rolling his eyes as he strolled around the outside gardens pacing back and forth with his right hand holding his phone up to his ear.

"Ezreal the councillors know that you are on vacation in Ionia but we appreciate your assistance if possible.."

"Well what kind of assistance is it this time, as long as you don't send me on another one of those death trap missions, then it's fine." he muttered into the phone, his breathing getting a little heavier.

"As you know, years ago a sacred box was stolen by none other than Zed, The Master Of Shadows years ago from the Kinkou HQ, we have been informed by members of the Kinkou that he is disrupting the balance and spreading fear across Ionia. The origins of his dark powers from the shadows originate from that box and we believe that removing it and placing it under control will limit his powers over Ionia."

"Well in that case since it's the Kinkou's problem, why don't you just get them to do it, I mean the are a death…." He paused as he noticed a pair of emerald eyes burn into him, causing him to choose his words carefully. "I meant they are all skilled ninjas so they should easily be able to deal with Zed, I know he's lethal and hella dangerous but it should be easy right….we talking 3 ninjas yea?"

"We're not talking about fighting him, the institute is trying not to take a violent approach, we just want you to go in and recover the box that's all."

"Hold up, not trying to defy orders but with all due respect high councillor, why am I the one who's going?"

"Because you are the Prodigal explorer"

"Fine, fine fine well where is it then?" Ezreal said with a sigh. He loved exploration but not when it was so sudden and especially not when he was on vacation/

"More details will be given by the right people, I trust that they are already enroute." The call hung up.

"Well great, I'm supposed to be relaxing and then this is what I get, then again it could be interesting and….." he looked at the bed sheets that he and Karma had previously been on.

"All this sex is making me lazy though, welp gotta work, maybe they'll even increase my pay hehe!" he chuckled as he threw on his usual brown jacket and brown pants before fixing his gauntlet onto his wrist and heading out of his room.

"Morning Karma, I gotta go and uhh get something that's all, will probably be back by around midnight. Oh, if you don't mind…" he said grabbing a rice cake and taking a bite out of it. "Mmm very nice, well goodbye now, tell Ahri I said good morning!" before closing the door.

"Wait…..come back here Ez…...at least give me a kiss." Karma said as the blonde looked at her.

"Yes yes of course hold up" he said before walking over and giving her a little peck on the cheek, he turned to leave before she pulled him into a deep kiss, sucking face for a couple of seconds.

"Woah Karma…..let's save that for some other time perhaps hehehe" he chuckled before blushing a little as he opened the wooden door.

"Immature boy.." Karma rolled her eyes before smiling a little.

"How did you know I would be here?" the explorer asked as he still had his mouth full as the little yordle simply unrolled himself from the floor and stood on his 2 feet.

"Lady Karma told us that you were staying with her, you heard what high councillor Ajax had to say right?" he squeaked in a somewhat high pitched voice.

"Yes Yes, recover an evil box that Zed stole right, doesn't sound too difficult…" he muttered to himself as he walked close to the yordle.

"Be careful what you wish for, blondie!" he squeaked once again as the explorer simply walked over and picked him up.

"Hey, hey put me down this instant!" he protested as he dangled in the air.

"Only joking Kennen, I apologized" the blonde chuckled as the ninja was placed back on the floor.

"Right follow me now." he gestured forward as the 2 walked off into the sunset.

"Ninja Akali, Master Shen" the explorer said in a monotone voice as he bowed in respect as the the eye of twilight simply raised his hand, giving him the silent message of "Thank you, but no need for such formality please"

"Young Ezreal, welcome to the Kinkou temple." he said with his deep and soothing voice, the kind that you could just listen to forever and forever. The ninja's turned their backs to him and began to walk forward.

"Come on then, go on" Kennen gestured as the explorer followed suit, watching as Kennen had to use his paws to get up the stairs due to his height.

"Stop laughing blondie." he snapped slightly as Ezreal hid the smirk on his face.

"This is where it was last recorded days ago by one of the Kinkou Ninjas, he claimed that it lay at the bottom of a cave that expands to a further network of tunnels." Shen spoke as she pointed to a map of where they currently were.

"Hmmm, that terrain makes it very difficult to traverse…...did he get it in through the tunnels? These few perhaps, they seem the friendliest" Ezreal spoke, pointing to 3 tunnels that branched off in the distance as he looked up at the Ninja's.

Shen had his arms folded and was studying the map, Akali stood next to shen and was also in deep thought, Kennen meanwhile sat cross legged on the table and was playing with a shuriken

"Not sure Ezreal, all I would say is that the entrance is heavily guarded and I would advise that you take a safer but more treacherous shall we say approach.

"Hmmm, what do you mean by treacherous." the blonde muttered, as Akali winked at him rather oddly.

"I cannot believe this, this is what she means by treacherous, jee I shouldn't have listened to her." Ezreal muttered as he tied a rope around his waist and slowly crawled down an opening in the cave ceiling. Sharp rocks and boulders lay around him like a minefield, one small slip and he'd be dead. Akali had at least given him a hard hat to wear to protect his head but that didn't seem to help as it was extremely uncomfortable. He hoped that Zed wasn't here though, that was the last person that Ezreal wanted to see. The master of shadows was an extremely difficult assassin to deal with and whilst Ezreal didn't fear him on the rift as he could respawn easily, he wasn;t sure how the assassin was going to treat him if he caught him ….or when he caught him.

He did at least bother to take Shen's advice and dress in all black with a balaclava covering up to his eyes nose so that in the dark he would at least blend in and potentially disguise himself as one of the guards.

The explorer's feet finally touched the bottom causing him to sigh in relief. Light didn't really reach this far down into the cave so Ezreal simply lit a lighter to use as a form of light along the way.

It was surprisingly quiet considering the extent to which echoes worked in caves, all the explorer heard was his own breathing and the footsteps in the vast cave network.

He finally came across an opening and noticed one of the guards lying dead on the floor with a slash across his chest. His red eyes had a look of terror in them as he died. The blonde gulped as he quickly put out the lighter in attempts to not draw attention to himself. Someone was clearly here and he did not want to meet them for his own sake.

He was left to use his vision in the dark, instincts and pure damn luck as he navigated the labyrinth of tunnels until he finally saw light in the distance. His blue eyes widened when there was a pedestal in the middle of a sub-cavern, a red and black box sitting upon the pedestal.

"Is that what I'm looking for?" the explorer wondered as he pulled out a crumpled photo of the object he was looking for and held it up to compare. It did look like a match after all.

"Hehe, this is easier than I thought" he said to himself before running forward into the cavern and lay both of his hands onto the box.

The explorer thought he could hear screams and cries coming from the box and leaned back, looking down at it as if it was going to explode any second. "Ooohkie. That's bad, let's just grab it and get it out of here." he said before holding the box away from him and turning around.

A dagger whisked through the air and impaled itself onto the wooden crate on the side. Ezreal's blue eyes widened as he saw a figure dressed in dark blue and red charge at him with what looked to be blades floating around her.

Not knowing what to do, he simply arcane shifted behind her as the attacker lunged forward, missing him by just a hair's inch. He was too slow to get a look at her but from the grunt she made, she definitely sounded like a female.

The explorer kept his head low as blades flew past and over him, literally missing him by a hair's inch, one even going so far as to tear his sleeve but thankfully didn't scathe his flesh.

The cave opening was coming up and there was no way that Ezreal was going to waste time climbing up, he simply arcane shifted backwards and fired his true shot barrage into the ceiling, bringing loose bits of rubble down on his attacker as they fell on her.

"Yes!" he said excitedly as he ran the other way and out the other entrance, noticing guard after guard lying motionless with similar cuts on their torso.

Panting with exhaustion and with a body full of adrenaline, the explorer threw himself out of the cave and landed on a soft patch of grass before sighing in relief as he lay there, his back towards the sun. He was just about to get up and stress before he felt a heavy weight press down on his back. He cocked his head to his side and tried to lift it until he felt a boot press his face into the dirt.

"Got you now scum, who do you think you are, trying to run like that." she spoke as he saw blades hovering around them, all pointed at him in formation a bit like those fighter escorts he use to see on planes whenever a high councillor traveled via airship.

"Wait….wait I'm not who you think I am" He tried to speak before she pressed his head into the mud.

"Silence, I shall have fun with you at home, find out where your master is." his assassin said. Her voice was cold and emotionless, without a single trace of sympathy for well anything really with the sound of it. He was about to speak until a rope was tied to his mouth and a burlap sack thrown across his head.

She didn't even bother to remove his robes or mask.

"Where….where are you taking me" Ezreal said as he heard his voice crack due the fear of either being mistaken for the wrong person and then being killed, or being recognized, get caught with an important artifact and then get killed. Either way, he'd end up as mince meat at the hands of some psycho bitch or something.

Ezreal rarely ever swore, only when he was extremely angry or scared out of his probably already knew which one he was right now.

"Right, Right, let's see." she spoke as he felt himself being thrown into a wooden chair.

The burlap sack came off his head and his blue eyes were surprised to see quite a pretty girl standing in the corner, a silver crest adorn above her head, blue eyes, blades surrounding her, slight Ionian accent etc etc. Of all people, he had to be Irelia, the Will Of The Blades

And let me tell you, she did not like Noxians which he wasn't thank god for that, and she also did not like those that tried to damage Ionia in any way possible, which was funny as he had been caught in possession with an artifact that could explain the disrupt in harmony and balance of a certain part of Ionia.

"So, where is your master located at, I want a straight answer and no wishy washy bullshit like Eh or uhm and stuff okay." she spat out, pacing back and forth in front of him.

"Jeezs she's crazy sometimes, no not sometimes, all the time. Even on the rift as well, so stuck up" Ezreal thought to himself as he tried to move himself and the chair away to escape. This resulted in the will of the blades elegantly flipping her legs and pushing one of her feet into his well endowed chest.

"I wouldn't try that if I were you, the last one who tried that well, got the wrong end of the stick shall we say?" she spoke with that cold and emotionless voice once again as she cocked her head to the right, gesturing to a body that lay motionless in the corner of the room.

"Shit." the blonde hissed as he began to panic.


Now before I continue, you may be wondering. Ezreal is a champion and so is Irelia so shouldn't she at least be able to recognize him and well not treat him like a prisoner of war? Now I don't know about you guys but I always portrayed Irelia to be a brave and fierce soldier on the battlefield, a strong woman who is independent but also one who is somewhat stubborn I guess when it comes to other people and how they deal with her. She doesn't come as a composed and controlled person, a bit like the Ionian version of Katarina in a way, a lethal killer on the battlefield, but quite a harsh person off the battlefield. They are both loyal to their nation although I feel Irelia sees it as her sacred duty to protect Ionia and will use all forces necessary whereas Kat sorta does it through following orders. IDK I know its weird but that's at least my interpretation.

Let's just assume that Ezreal and Irelia have ever met face to face but Ezreal just knows of her and what she looks like. I know its weird and stuff but I just wanted to make it a little different instead of the usual (Cute boy meets cute girl, they have fun and get down to having sex yada yada yada) and Ironically, stuff like this does happen. I'm also trying to dwelve a little into Irelia's character as she comes off to me as a bit of an arrogant woman who is used to doing things her way.

But I don't know and I wanna open this up to you guys. What do you think should go down?

1-Irelia beats Ezreal senselessly without ever removing his uniform so she doesn't know it's him as she doesn't really know him. Eventually, the kinkou suspect something isn't right and they come to extract Ezreal only for Irelia to find out what she has done and it can develop from there on. Can even add a bit of a nurse akali in this scenario as she takes care of him and something can happen.

2-Ezreal tells her to remove his uniform and she is surprised to find out it is him. She apologies and unties the bonds, maybe they can get down to having sex as well? This seems kinda lame and overdone but I wanna know what you guys think?

3- He escapes her grasp by breaking free and flees to another part of the forest where he somehow meets and catches up with Riven, a disgraced and exiled Noxian commander who now lives peacefully in Ionia. They bond and share a friendship until Irelia finally catches up? Maybe Riven and Irelia can fight then talk it out and Ezreal can help smoothen out the situation

4- I can't think of anything else and I need help xd

P.S. I know its super weird but one must assume that some champions know each other and some don't. The reason why I do that is so that there can be some diversity within the conversations instead of it all being "Hello good friend how are you doing, what brings you here, okay lets get down and dirty etc etc"

And yes I included a mini Ahri lemon and a Karma lemon as well because why not, probs won't have any until later on.

Anyways, stay safe all.:))