"Could we please not cause anymore fires? Master said if we start another fire they will recycle us as fireplace fuel!"
"sheesh Yagen, you sound more stressed out than Hasebe." Nihongou scratches his head.
"Master wouldn't turn us into fireplace fuel, the others would be sad if that happens." Yasusada commented whilst putting out some flames on the fields with Ookanehira.
"And I can't become fireplace fuel until I defeat Dojigiri!" Ookanehira join in.
"Where is Shishiou anyway? Tell him his cursed monster pet is bothering us." Chougi kicked Nue who glared at him from behind his back.
"He's out with master." Ookurikara explained.
"Hey, do you know what would make lighting up these fireworks not boring?" Mutsunokami said pulling out his gun.
Yagen Sighs. "Mutsunokami for the last time..."
Meanwhile, no one notices Shishiou's Nue knocking over Nihongou's sake bottle over the fireworks, and tripping on the lighter, turning it on, which also happens to sit conveniently next to one of the fireworks' fuse.
The next thing everyone knew, there is a completely scorched garden, and several severely damaged Touken Danshis.
Team Two is definitely going to be fireplace fuel.