Reborn Rouge

First off, I Don't own in any shape or form Naruto that's all Masashi Kishimoto and VIZ.

Well here is chapter 2 enjoy. This has been edited by Grammarly sensei so be kind in your reviews, or don't I'm not your mother.

Chapter 2

Childhood Sucks _

Ok, so the blinding light and the screaming that was me being born. Needless to say, it's not an experience I would want to go through again. So slimy and ugh… I think I just threw up a little at the memory, or that could be the fact that I'm stuck as fucking baby. It's like being trapped in a cage, I can't walk, I can't talk, and most importantly I can't control my bowels. No wonder babies cry all the time.

At first, the worst part of the situation was the fact that I couldn't see or understand anything. Everything was blurry and people looked like blobs. And let's not forget that everyone sounded like they were talking in gibberish.

But as time passed, I started to understand words then sentences, thank god for a baby's ability to learn so fast. The very first word that I learned, the one that was constantly repeated just happened to be my name, Kuro. Hm? Kuro, not a bad name, simple and unique. I like it.

When my vision finale started to clear up there were three things that I immediately took notice of. The very first complete shape that I saw was the face of a woman, whom I assume is my mother. The second was two round spherical Globes, I bet you can guess what those were.

My new mom is in a word beautiful. Her face has sharp features with chocolate brown eyes and plump full lips. She had locks of hair that fell over the front of her hairline to cover the forehead, ending just above sharp eyebrows. The rest of her hair was tied into a long ponytail reaching the middle of her back. Honestly, I feel like I've seen her somewhere before, I just can't place it. Well, if it's important then it will eventually come to me.

I don't know if it was from recently giving birth to me or not, but even with the stylish robes she likes to ware, you can see a curvy and feminine figure not to mention very well-endowed. Speaking of well-endowed it looks like Its feeding time, hello momma. You know being stuck as a baby may suck but at least there are some benefits. Two big ones in this case.

As I start to feed, I can't help but think, this is the first time I have received motherly affection. My old mother and I were never close I guess being the third child kind off ruined the chance to develop a relationship. But I can honestly say I love this woman.

My mother Yume.

The third thing that I noticed after gaining my sight and what almost caused a panic attack was a red and white symbol that resembled a fan. No! it couldn't be. not that clan, anything but that clan. It seems that I have been reincarnated into the Uchiha clan. I suspected that when the sage said that I would be born to a daughter of all-knowing eyes, but to have it confirmed is still a little shocking.

The moment I learned that I was a member of the Uchiha clan I knew that I was on a timer. At the end of which was a bloody end. Why couldn't I have been reborn a Nara, they always seem all-knowing? At least then I could just sit around and do nothing.

So here I was reborn into the world of Naruto into one of the most infamous clans to ever exist. Knowing that at any moment I could be killed by an overpowered and overly patriotic schmuck, I did the only thing I could. I kept sucking that tit and then went to sleep.

Well, I've finally managed to get out of the house, my mother Yume has decided to officially introduce me to the village. Well, the Uchiha district anyway. But finally getting to see the hidden leaf even in such a limited form is just amazing. As I'm being carried around by my mother, I get to experience all sorts of new and exciting things. like ninja jumping over buildings in a signal leap, breathing in new exotic smells, or seeing all this once fictional architecture come to life. It just makes me appreciate that the new world that I'm in is in fact real.

It's while I and my mom make our way through the village that I come upon something truly surprising. While walking towards the edge of the Uchiha District I see a beautiful red-haired woman with violet eyes. She had a round face, which, was framed on both sides of her face by her red hair. She also had a large noticeable bust. The only thing distracting from her beauty was the fact that she was pregnant. And She looked like she was ready to burst.

I knew who this woman almost immediately. The red-headed habanero herself, Kushina Uzumaki. and from the look of it she's currently on her way out of the village to give birth. 'oh no then that means the attack is tonight'. While I'm contemplating over this sudden revelation, it seems that my mom and Kushina had started talking.

"Oh she's so cute Yume and she's got red hair." Wait, what? Hey, who is she calling she? I've checked I'm all male down there. Kushina seems to be giving me a thorough investigation at the end of which she lets out a displeased sigh.

"Tell me the truth Yume-chan how is that possible. The red hair on an Uchiha is strange enough, but not impossible. But the fact that her chakra is so similar to an Uzumaki's, well that should be impossible." My mother gives a quick look around to make sure there's no one listening in.

"First of all, Red, this is my son Kuro." Yeah, set her straight. I'm one hundred percent, man lady. "Second of all." Mom pauses to gather her thoughts. "Something happened red. After he was born the clan was more surprised that I had survived the birth then the fact that he had red hair which is a clear mark of his heritage."

Each woman giving the other a look of understanding. "After I was strong enough, I used my eyes to cast a modified interrogation genjutsu on myself. I found a memory block that I could not break through Red. The only people who could cast a genjutsu that strong would need eyes like mine. Yume you can't think that they had you impregnated against your will, do you?"

Moms' face showed trepidation, unwilling to voice her belief but it seems the silence was enough of an answer for Kushina. "Red I can't prove anything, not without breaking the block. And I don't know if there's anyone who I can trust in the clan, if there's anyone at all. But I was hoping you had a seal that could help me break the memory block." Kushina's face remained impassive before a grin spread across it.

"Of course, I'll help you Yume-chan, you are my best friend. But I won't be able to do anything too soon with the baby on the way maybe I should ask Minato, he is the second-best seal master in the village". She says with a look of contemplation on her face. "oh, please not the pretty boy". My mom responded with a small amount of venom in her voice. "Yume-chan I know you don't like Minato all that much, but he is my husband and I hoped that you two would at least act civil towards each other," Kushina said with a huff.

"I just don't see why you like that blond-haired dumb ass. Is it because he rescued you during the kidnapping because the only reason I wasn't there is that I was outside the village on a mission when it happened."

Kushina smiles as she seems to be remembering the incident. "That's only part of it Yume-chan, there were other things that drew me to Minato. But that's not what your dislike of Minato-san is about, your just mad because he got in my bed before you did. It may not make you feel any better and it may even turn your dislike of Minato into full-blown hate, but I feel you should know. If it weren't Minato, then it definitely would have been you Yume." Kushina said with a flirtatious grin. If I had the ability my jaw would have dropped to the ground. Mom and Kushina Uzumaki where a potential item. Wow, that was never in the book.

"Your right it doesn't make me feel any better. If the blond pretty boy wasn't Hokage, I would be planning an assassination right about now. Yume!" Red shouts out with mirth in her voice. "I know it's hard not being able to have all this". As motions to her pregnant stomach, "but at least you get your own little redhead all to yourself and nobody can ever take her, sorry him away from you. Just you wait Red one day I'll steal you away from that Baka and then you'll both be singing a new tune. Him about his broken heart and for you well there will be less sing and more screaming about how long it took you to find your way to my bed, but until then this little bundle of joy will need to stand in for you, isn't that right sweety". She says as kiss my forehead.

After talking more about meaningless things, two anbu came by to collect Kushina. It was at that moment that I knew what was to come tonight. The birth of Naruto, the release of the nine tails, and the destruction of the village. but more importantly, this would be the night that Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze the 4th Hokage would die. I knew this would be the last time I would ever see Kushina and it really hurt me knowing that because I know how much my mother cared about this woman.

And so that night, I stayed awake waiting for what was to come. And Knowing that there was nothing I could do about it was the worst feeling I've had since starting this new life and it would not be the last time.

Suddenly I could feel pressure on me. I could taste it. Call it whatever you want fury, hate, or wrath but it was in the very air and it was getting thicker. Suddenly I was back in the ambulance bleeding out I felt like I was dying. I was terrified.

And as swiftly as that malice had appeared the pressure of it was gone. My mother was holding me tightly and glowing. Telling me it would be alight. I knew immediately what she had done, she had cloaked us in her chakra, shielding us both. I knew what this meant, Obito had removed the nine tails from Kushina and was attacking the village with him.

I suspect my mother knew what this meant as well, particularly for her friend. Because when I looked at her tightly closed eyes there was blood dripping from them. I knew that could only mean one thing for an Uchiha.

That night was the longest of my new life. And all I could do was hope I survived it.

~ Time Skip ~

Well its been 4 years since that night and I've been pretty busy learning to walk, talk, and most importantly read and write. I don't know if it's the flexible mind of a child, the presents of chakra, some bloodline bullshit, or some combination of all three but I seem to soak up information like a sponge. Not that I'm complaining or anything, in fact, it pretty awesome.

Since children start the academy at the age of 7, and I plan to go, I want to be prepared. Scratch that I want to beyond prepared because in my opinion there is no better kill then overkill. Particularly in a world filled with scary ninja monsters that hide underneath your bed.

Well since I'm 4 now and I can finale read and write. Thank sage. The first time I got the chance to I headed to the Uchiha district library which is closed off to all non-clan members. I was so eager and start learning about this world, history, how to make jutsu, elemental training, geography. The world is literally at my fingertips.

But as it turns out I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. When I got there, I found out that the library was filled with 90% jutsu scrolls, the majority of which I believe were stolen over the Uchiha Long history as a ninja.

When went inside the first thing I did was go towards the librarian, who I could already tell would be a prude "excuse me do you have any books that relate to anything other than jutsu". She gives me an irritated look as she looks down at me. Her face scrunches up like I was something fowl and she stepped in it, the same look that every other member of the clan directs at me, fucking Bitch.

"Ah, the child of the witch, hem. Non-jutsu documents are kept near the back of the building boy, be quick were about to close early today". she gives me a sneer. "And if I find any damage to any of those books, I'll call the village police to deal with you for vandalism boy". That Bitch really needs to get laid, maybe a good fuck will get her to relax. And maybe get rid of that look that makes it seem like she got shit under her nose. I quickly move toward the back and grab a few interesting looking books off the shelves. Turns out the old adage is true, never to judge a book by its cover.

Turns out the only non-jutsu books the Uchiha has that deal with the past are all fictional history telling stories about how The Uchiha won every single Ninja conflict themselves and saved the village themselves. Or how every jutsu in the village was created and given freely by the clan.

Oh, this one is nice, how the Mighty and merciful Uchiha clan spared the Senju and instead of destroying them proposed the creation of the village so both clans could prosper. Talk about an ego no wonder they think they can take on the entire village and win. These idiots have been raised since birth to believe they are the pinnacle of humanity.

Great, they also have no books on the development of jutsu, but I guess that they wouldn't, considering that they steal most of their skills. And any book that has information about the outside of the village seems to just go on about how other villages and nations envy the power of the Uchiha Clan.

"well, that was utterly disappointing," I say to myself as I walk home. As I walk through the door, I see my mom reaching up to dust the ceiling. With a grin, I proceed to jump into my favorite hobby.

"Chest dive!" I yell as jump at my mother's chest, there not the biggest 'probably?' but I love them all the same. As I have mentioned before, my mom is pretty hot. Hey, call me a perv I won't reject it. In fact, I wouldn't be opposed to embracing the philosophy of Oedipus someday, you know just without the whole eye-gouging.

"Hey, sweety your back early from the library, did something happen?" I proceed to tell her about what I found at the library as well as how I was treated. She responds with a deep frown. "I'm sorry about your experience at the library sweetie". she says while hugging me to her chest. "as for the content of the library I'm not surprised at what you found, the Uchiha clan has always had a high opinion of themselves. Unfortunately, it's rare for you to find a humble member of the clan. on my hand, I could count the number of decent members of the clan in the last few decades." And she does exactly that.

"Your cousin Shisui, my mother your grandmother, and finally you sweety". She says as she hugs me tighter and kisses me on the cheek. Yea I know I'm a momma's boy, so what go eat a dick, you're just jealous. After the fox incident, she would not let me out of her sight for a whole year. I suspect that night was more traumatic for her then she lets on.

"you forgot one finger mom". I grin up at her. "You," call me corny, but she is one of the nicest people I know, and I don't just mean within the clan, but also the entire village. This woman is kind and loving even to the other asshole members of the clan. "if you say so sweetie" she provided me with a shit-eating grin.

I couldn't help but notice the absents of Itachi on that list, isn't he supposed to be like a saint or something? Well whatever even if he is, he still pales in comparison to my mother.

"tell you what tomorrow we will go to the village's main library, and I'll take out as many books as you want how's that sound" if I haven't mentioned it before I love this woman. "That sounds great mom".

We made our way to the village's main library the very next day. And it had everything you could possibly want, from the village and clan laws, history of the elemental nations reaching back to the warring clans' period, chakra control, and tenketsu research from the medical text. I even found an old dusty book on jutsu creation Hidden in the corner, which was odd, a text on martial art styles from around the entire nation.

I knew that the Uchiha clan practice interception fist, the other clans practice their own unique martial arts, and except for the rare people like Might Guy who study rare forms everyone else practices the academy style. So, I stanched that book up along with other varying text. I don't know why, but I got the feeling that each and every one of these books would come in hand, and I would study them all like no one else before me.

And since I'm a member of a clan I can get all of them without issue, unlike non- clan members who are limited in what they can take depending on their position in the village and rank. Thank sage for nepotism.

As we finished up at the library, I again notice something that drew my attention to my mother. Something that she had worn ever since I was born. A creatively wrapped red bracelet with a charm on it. I decide that now was the perfect time to bring it up.

"Mom what's that bracelet around your wrist." My question seems to shock her slightly and she reaches for her wrist to finger the bracelet. "oh this, it's from an old friend of mommies… it's made from threads of her hair. As you can see its red just like yours which is why I will always believe you have beautiful hair just like her sweety." So, it was a gift from Kushina, not all that surprising with how close they seemed. "Even when things were down, she never gave up, she was a powerful Ninja who would always smile."

I knew the subject of Kushina was still a sore subject to her so I hoped that my words would help raise her spirits even if only a little. "When I grow up, I'll be a strong ninja just like you and your friend." No, I'll be even stronger especial if I want to live in a world with a monster in it like Madara Uchiha I think to myself.

As we continue to make our way thought the clan compound something else draws my attention. I finally decided to ask my mom about the dirty looks we keep getting. "hey mom, why is everyone looking at us like that? I've also noticed that they call you a witch when they think no one's listening why is that?"

She looks at me seriously trying to decide how to answer the question or even if she should. "well as you know your mommy was a ninja Kuro-chan, and when I was younger, I developed my own personal jutsu unique to me. This jutsu was a combination of fire and wind." She holds out her hands and performs the tiger and bird hand signs for fire and wind jutsu's and suddenly a bright focused crimson flame extends from her index finger.

"This sweety is my crimson flame technique, which can cut through almost anything. When I used it against enemies it could cut them causing damage but left no blood, instant cauterization. Hands, arms, legs, and heads could be removed with very few things able to block it. Overtime after using this skill and others like it on the battlefield others stated to refer to me as the bloodless witch or as I favored the crimson witch."

Wow, my mom's not only a saint she's a bad as ninja as well who knew? I mean I knew that my mother uses to be a ninja but to receive her own moniker. That takes a lot of skill and a lot of blood, well probably not a lot of blood considering that technique.

Looks like she was trying to distract me from my question by only partially answering it and then showing me a fancy new skill. I'm ashamed to say it worked. I mean come on she pretty much just created her own lightsaber technique. how cool is that?

As we finally make our way back to our house I notice a man currently leaving out the front door. This man is my father and I use that term lightly.

Oh sorry, did I not mention that I had other family members besides my mother. Well, you'll need to forgive me for that. Truth be told I have absolutely no love for them. And by them, I mean this man Sōzō Uchiha and my loving brother Kai Uchiha. Possibly because even for Uchiha they are garbage.

My father, Sōzō, is a Tokubetsu Jōnin that could never make it to full Jōnin. I honestly believe that the only reason he made it to that rank is that someone in the clan pulled some strings. And the only reason they did that was that it was a requirement to marry mom in the forced betrothal, she was required to submit to the marriage or lose her position in the main house. Shitty clan politics.

There is no other way my mother would have ended up with this drunken piece of shit who obviously spends his time in whore houses if the smell of cheap perfume and stale alcohol on him is anything to go by. Not to mention the other unsavory rumors about him. Thank sage I look nothing like the weasel.

unfortunately for my brother, he takes right after him in both looks and personality. Beady-eyed asshole constantly hits on women, kunoichi included, spouting crap about how they should be honored to be bedded by a Superior specimen like himself. 'Fortunately,' mom does manage to talk sense into that little idiot on occasion, and by a talk I mean she beats it into him until he stops acting like a moron, so there is some hope for my 'beloved' (can you hear the sarcasm) brother but you won't see me holding my breath.

I have absolutely no respect for that idiot. You may think I'm being harsh. But I remember this asshole standing over my crib insulting me as a baby. Calling me an unnecessary existence, insulting my hair color, and telling me that if he had it his way I would be thrown out onto the street. I mean come on what kind of child talks that way to a baby. Luckily, he's not here right now, unluckily Sōzō is.

He stands there as we make our way toward the house glancing at me with an obvious expression of disdain. yeah right back at you buddy. He then turns to face mom. "Yume, your back. I've been called in by the clan head to the police station for a meeting, I most likely won't be back tonight so don't wait up." She looks at him with a blank face before responding. "Of course, Sōzō-san. I'll see you tomorrow then." He then proceeds to vanish in a scattering leaves.

"Well this has a been an enjoyable day Kuro-chan, now how about I make us some dinner." She says to me as she makes her way into the house. Yeah, it has been. "yeah mom that sounds nice." I follow behind her.

Well, that was chapter 2 let me know what you think. Until next time