Hello! Updating so soon? Practically unheard of!
Well, I have a lot of time on my hands.
lol u rly thought u could steal the caches? axl laffed. gud luck w/ that!
sandr rolld his eyes & killd him. sophie laffed and picked up the caches.
gr8 that went gr8, dex smild. lets go home & eat mallowmelt.
when sophie got back 2 havenfield she saw a bootiful pair of TEAL eyes. OMG! she said. i solved the triangle!
you did? asked fitzipoo.
yes! fitzipoo i [GREATER THAN SYMBOL] 3 u!
oh. soph, sry, but i [GREATER THAN SYMBOL] 3 the chandelier! fitz said. sophie looked sad and fitz laughed and said just kidding i [GREATER THAN SYMBOL] 3 u 2.
they kissed & got married. grady was vry happy about the marriage & did not kill fitzipoo with a baseball bat
suddenly the nvrseen apeerd.
no 1 saw that coming! sophie gasped.
bwahahahahahaha the nvrseen laffed. and then they killed everyone except for fitzipoo.
fitzipoo morned the loss of his wife-of-3-secs sophie but quikly mooved on 2 the chandelier. they lived happly evr after!
Yeah, sorry guys, I switched over to the Fitzphie side after much internal debate. I also now ship Keefiana. Since everyone died except for Fitzelier, I guess this is where Swan Song ends. It's been really fun writing this! Look forward to my upcoming story, Teal Eyes & Ripplefluffs!
Please review!
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APRIL FOOLS! You probably didn't fall for that, but I'm sure it gave you a laugh! Or a cringe. I certainly know I cringed while writing it. IT WAS TORTURE! Fear not, I am still and forever TEAM KEEFE! The real Chapter Twenty Two of Swan Song is coming soon, and this chapter will be renamed "Chapter 21.5."
Anyway, what did you think of my elaborate April Fool's Day prank? Was it hilarious? Terrifying? Painful?
Please review!