Everyone had time to settle down and clean up properly. They needed that after being in a single room with each other for over three days with nothing coming from the tv.

"This suuucks!" Nora laid down over Ren's legs. "Why isn't anything ooonnn!?" The stoic boy sighed and patted her head calmly.

"Relax Nora. I'm sure something will play eventually..." He hopped. At that moment, the tv flashed with static and everyone ran over to their seats.

"FINALLY!" Yang exclaimed. Everyone settled down, each giving grumbled and showing various degrees of giddiness as they waited to see what would happen next.

The static cleared away, revealing... a desert road.

Qrow stared, unimpressed.

"Of course it's nothing special..." Pryrrha pouted.

"It could be something interesting. Just wait."

Just then, an RV drove down the road. The camera switched to the inside of the RV, pointed directly at a bobble head of Jacques Schnee, bobbing with the movement of the vehicle. A gloved hand began to slowly inch closer to the bobble head and then quickly poked its forehead.

"Boom. Headshot." Sudden fanfare shot out of the speakers, accompanied by the the tittle card "MET THE SNIPER".

Qrow was now intrigued.

"Oh this oughta be good." Not everyone shared his taste, except for maybe Summer and Nora. The former not really knowing Jaune in the first place and the latter always excited to see her fearless leader be a bad-ass at any chance she got.

A low angle shot of the inside of the RV revealed a slightly older Jaune, wearing a strange hat, polo shirt, and a black cargo vest with four bullets in the right breast pocket. He also seemed to have gown large sideburns.

Coco stared, not very surprised by the choice in clothing whatsoever.

"Of course... What else would I expect?" Velvet patted her friend on the back, trying to comfort her.

"At least he's wearing something allong the lines of his work style."

"Sniping's a good job,mate! It's challenging work, out-of-doors..." The image shifted to Jaune brushing his teeth, with three pictures hanging next to the mirror in front of him, all White Fang members, with the one on the top and bottom, already crossed out.

Blake stiffened up at those pictures. Was Jaune seriously always focused on taking out White Fang in these? Coco chuckled lightly.

"Guess Velvet's not the only one with a silly accent." Her partner blushed and lightly punched Coco's arm in embarrassment.

"Oi!"

"I guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'Cause at the end end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead." The scene changed to a down scope perspective showing the White Fang grunt from the middle picture firing away sadistically before being shot in the head.

"YEAH! GO JAUNE-JAUNE!" Nora cheered on, not being bothered by the display on screen, while everyone else, obviously, was horrified, but more or less used to what they where seeing.

Except for Ozpin because he'd seen worse.

The bullet went through with no problem, but it suddenly went straight into the bottle of liquor being held by another random grunt. The bottle shattered sending the glass shard into their only good eye causing them to panic and slam into a wall, pushing the glass in further in. They suddenly pulled a bouncy-grenade launcher and began to fire randomly while stepping back quickly. He then hit a railing behind them and fell down into an open area full of red barrels, along with the grenades, causing a large explosion.

"Oh wow..."

'Okay,' Thought Ozpin, 'That was pretty funny. Nora, Yang, Qrow and Summer laughed, while Ren gave an amused chuckle. Glynda, Weiss, Blake and Pyrrha tried to hide their smiles at the chain of events.

The scene cut back to Jaune on the side of the road, talking through a pay phone.

"Dad? Dad I'm-... Y... Not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin! Well the difference being one is a job, and the other's mental sickness!"

Yang chuckled lightly at the unheard back and forth, finding it amusing that he still kept in contact with his parents. Nora giggled and kept a hand over her mouth.

"Ill be honest with you- my parents... do not care for it." The camera zoomed out to reveal Jaune climbing up a water tower. It quickly cut to him looking through his riffle on the top of the tower, seeking to the camera man.

"...I think his mate saw me..." Bullets ricochet near him and he quickly ducked to avoid getting hit. "Yes, yes he did!"

Velvet jumped a bit in surprise, a small smile of excitement flashing on her face.

A quick video shows Jaune waiting for hours on end, sitting in the same position with his riffle while only drinking coffee and filling jars with... yes...

Qrow chuckled and laughed a bit. Weiss was fairly impressed with this version of Jaune's patience, but also disgusted at that last part. Mostly everyone felt the same.

The screen suddenly showed Emerald being being stabbed through her back in slow motion.

Ruby paled slightly and the revelation shocked everyone. Except for Summer because she was already dead and practically omnipresent

"B-but... Why?" Ruby stared confused. Blake frowned.

"I thought something was off about her..."

"Feelings? You know what has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives o death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards:" The camera cut back to Jaune standing over Emerald's body before taking his hat off and putting it over his chest and bowing his head in respect.

"Be polite." Cut to Neo getting shot in the head.

"Be efficient." Cut to both Mercury and Cinder getting headshot.

"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." The riffle pointed directly at the screen before a flash and bang where heard and the screen went black, then suddenly returned to Jaune on the pay phone.

"Dad, dad... put-... put mum on the phone..."

There was a bit of an uncomfortable silence in the room as the video ended and Ruby spoke up.

"Eh, he looked better in the overalls."

"LIKE HELL HE DID!" Coco threw a bag of popcorn, which came from nowhere. And a whole different argument began.

You could tell I was getting lazy near the end there. But I did it! I actually wrote another chapter! I think I'll do the Scout next, but I wanna finish my Crow story up first

Anyways, I'm accepting chapters written by all of you, but can one of you please make it start with the "Liquorice, Hoverboard, Swingset" argument?

I'll love you forever if you do!

Thanks For Reading!