Maybe I can make a last one... There's not allot of effort into this, although I did try

Fuck Me

The atmosphere in the room was as relaxed as it could get with everyone doing their own small activities. Summer and Ozpin caught up on current events concerning Salem, Qrow was receiving several riding crop marks for accidentally spilling his drink on Ruby, and the rest where quietly speculating about what the would see Jaune do next.

"Maybe he'll finally be wearing something good." Coco hoped, tired of seeing Jaune only wear horrible clothing. Yang spoke up somewhat sarcastically.

"Yeah, and maybe he'll be striking fabulous poses, and have some sort of bizarre punching ghost with him." Everyone chuckled lightly before Yang hummed and scratched her cheek. "That would actually be pretty cool now that I think about it..." Ruby nodded in agreement. Their attention was brought back to the screen as it cleared up and reveled a slow pan through an office building.

"Just six weeks ago, I was told that my father was the world's greatest assassin. That he could conduct an orchestra with his pistol alone. And they where right."

"Oooh boy! This oughtta be good!" Nora and Yang leaned in closely while Blake scoffed with a small smile.

"This seems a bit over dramatic if you ask me." Qrow chuckled at her opinion but agreed.

"And that was just one sentence."

"Six weeks ago I was turned into a weapon by a man named Ozpin. One week ago I killed over thirty people for that bastard... Three days ago, I killed my own father without even knowing who he was. Two days ago, I found out the bastard was using all of us, the fucking assassins

Ren grit his teeth at that. Ruby and Pyrrha clenched their fists and tried to no death-glare Ozpin. Ozpin frowned and leaned in a bit, interested. Qrow, Raven and Summer showed no emotion, but it was obvious to see what they where feeling.

"But now," The camera moved to reveal a mop of blonde hair, sitting at a desk, typing away while everybody left. "Same shitty, job. Same shitty clothes. Same shitty boss and shitty paycheck." Someone in a dark green cloak began approaching him.

"Six weeks ago I was ordinary and pathetic. Just like you. Who am I now? An account manager, an assassin, just another tool that was mind fucked into killing his father. I'm all of these, and I'm none of these. Who am I now?" His hands where quickly gliding across his keyboard, typing his own name down in a search bar. He pressed enter, but nothing came up.

"This is not me fulfilling my destiny. This is not me falling in my fathers footsteps. This is definitely not me saving the world." A loud click caught his attention, and the camera pulled back to reveal a fairly large gun in Ozpin's hand.

"Still trying to figure out who you are?"

For once, Ozpin's eyes went wide. Would he really do that to him? The grip on his cane tightened as he watched on. Glynda looked at him from the corner of her eye, knowing full well that he felt guilt for pretty much doing the same thing to several people. Summer being one of them.

All three teams, as well ad Summer and surprisingly, Qrow, went wide eyed. Ruby and Pyrrha where unknowingly gripping each other's hand hard enough to cut some of the circulation off, scarred that their shared crush would be killed off here. Coco actually took off her glasses to watch.

"This is not me." He quickly turned around, revealing someone entirely different. They smirked at Ozpin, who's face screamed confusion, before looking at the floor. Ozpin slowly looked down, revealing an X made of sticky notes.

This is just a motherfucking decoy

Ozpin looked straight at the camera, realizing what had happened. "Oh fuck..." A bullet shot through his head before a screeching sound was heard and it stopped in mid air.

Qrow had to cover his mouth from spitting his drink out at the sight, while everyone else reeled back in disgust.

"What the hell!?" Yang nearly covered Ruby's eyes, but was stopped when the bullet started moving backwards.

"This is me taking control from Ozpin," The bullet flew further back, connecting to an extended piece. "from the fraternity," It passes through some car windows, and through a doughnut hole just as Port was going to take a bite. "from Port from billing reports, from ergonomic keyboards, from cheating girlfriends and sack a shit best friends." The bullet passed through a can of a generic energy drink being held by Mercury, who was walking beside Cinder as they got off a train.

"This is me taking back control of my life!" The bullet flew much further before entering a window and going back into the barrel of a rifle with a telescope attached to it. The hammer clicked as Jaune slowly turned to the camera and leaned in slightly, glaring. "What the fuck have you done lately?" The screen cut to black before a gunshot was heard.

No words where spoken for a while, but the silence was broken by Nora.

"THAT WAS SO AWESOME! DID YOU SEE HOW FAR HE WAS!?" Weiss fell off the couch and quickly stood up, trying very hard not to yell at the hyperactive girl.

"As impressive as that was, it was also very stupid. What kind of bullet goes that far, and why on remnant is it even extended?" She sat down, still mentally nitpicking the scene, before Summer spoke up.

"I dunno miss Schnee, have you considered what kind of world we live in ourselves? Semblence, dust rounds and mechashifting weapons aren't exactly something normal in other worlds." Weiss stood quiet, thinking about her words before shrugging.

"I suppose your right. I just hope the next one isn't as bizarre." Ozpin nodded in agreement.

"I hope so too..."

So here is my (maybe) last self written chapter for this story. I dunno. I originally planned to make this the ending to The Grey, and then a sort of music based one, but decided on this because it was easier.

I have a love hate relationship with writing these chapters myself, but I MIGHT make some myself, or at the least collaborate with someone on these in the future.

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