*Insert Dying Laughter*

The bright light returned to the room, blinding everyone until it faded out. The same person that had brought them there waved nonchalantly.

"Hello again everyone. I got a bit of a surprise for all of you." He snapped his fingers, and in the room suddenly appeared Salem and her faction. Salem looked around, confused.

"Wait, what-" Summer suddenly rushed her, Ruby's weapon suddenly in her hand as she prepared to cut her down. Hell broke loose in the room and the being jumped out of the way.

"OH FUCKING HELL! JESUS!" A door opened, and Jesus himself poked his head in holding a candy bar.

"Yo."

"HELP ME!" Jesus stared at the chaos in the room and shrugged.

"Alright." He placed the candy bar in his mouth and casually walked in

SEVERAL HOURS LATER

"Okay, so we all agree on this." Nora massaged her head, feeling a heading forming. "The hoverboard is made of liquorice. We can punch it, but ONLY when it's near a swingset. We got it, we good?" Everyone nodded in agreement seemingly satisfied.. until Tyrian spoke up.

"Wait can the swingset hover?" Nora attempted to jump on top of him and strangle him to death, but was held down by various chains, which where used to hold everyone down. The being walked in, closing the door behind him.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?" Glynda shouted at him. He groaned and rubbed his eyes in irritation.

"I can erase them from existence if I wanted to, but this is funnier. So please, shut the fuck up before I zipper your mouth closed... Enjoy!" He disappeared and the tv began playing. Everyone leaned back, sending dirty looks at each other as the screen cleared up.

Cinder had wound up overwhelmed by the cheap ass pull power of Ruby's Silver Eyes. She had seen silver and then darkness. She did not get her chance to kill Pyrrha nor Amber and that was Cinder's dawning thought before being knocked out. When she awoke, she felt a pain in her face and realized she was in a room somewhere. She saw she was on a bed and tried to get herself up only to realized she was cuffed…and naked.

Everyone went wide eyed at that, except for Ruby, who had her eyes covered by both Summer and Yang. Cinder blushed brightly and tried to break free of her chains.

"WHAT THE HELL!?" Ozpin remained as stoic as ever, and looked at Goodwitch, and back at Cinder.

"Meh, Glynda's better... And I don't have my mug..." Mercury tried to keep a smile from forming on his face while Mercury scanned her body, wanting to memorize it. Tyrian noticed and started laughing, earning a glare from Cinder and Salem, who wasn't at all impressed that her pawn had been captured, but surprised that a silver eyed warrior existed. She would need to keep an eye on that girl, and Ozpin on Cinder

"Well, the former False Maiden has awoken." A male voice said.

Cinder adjusted herself to see Ozpin's smug face with a mug of coffee. Cinder tried to call up her semblance but felt nothing come up.

"Don't worry. We've sealed up your aura to prevent that and thanks to Ren's moxibustion techniques made any attack you throw much weaker than it should be." Ozpin said sipping his coffee.

"You, old pervert! What the hell?!" Cinder screeched.

"Rude." Ozpin said simply. "But if you want to know what happened? When Ruby awakened her powers and you stupidly clashed your maiden powers with the relics, you did something wonderful. You cut the Grimm down by half, and completely ruined your master's plan."

Cinder went wide-eyed.

Even though Ruby couldn't see she could still hear. "What do my eyes gotta do with anything? What's going on?" Qrow ruffled her hair with his free hand.

"We'll explain everything later..." He looked at Summer, and conveyed an annoyed message with his glare. She shrugged in return, knowing that she would have to explain everything to her daughter. She wasn't looking forward to it. Salem and Cinder on the other hand saw the opportunity to take down a possible threat before it was too late. Ozpin noticed that, because he was right across from them.

"Salem's been captured, and her powers were completely disabled all thanks to you." Ozpin said. "We treated your injured body and had people with special semblances peer into your mind. That's how you got captured along with your team."

"What happened to them?" Cinder said with fear evident in her voice.

"We gave Arthur, Hazel, and Tryian cement shoes. They are most likely at the bottom of the ocean off Menagerie. Adam was crippled by Blake and put in prison with the White Fang falling apart at the seams. Roman and Neo turned on you in exchange to not end up like you, Emerald, and Mercury." Ozpin said while downing more of his coffee. "Roman's a wealthy man now."

"That ginger motherfucker!" Cinder spats out viciously.

Cinder glared at Roman, knowing full well that he would do that. Roman and Neo tried to keep straight faces at their emplyer's glare. Mercury and Emerald shivered at what might have been done with him, while everyone else remained wide eyed with their mouths opened in shock. Ruby still pouted over her eyes being closed. Why couldn't they understand that she wasn't a baby anymore? She was grown up, dammit, she drank milk!

Salem sulked, as did Tyrian, who's eyes screamed BURN THE HERETIC towards Ozpin.

"Rude. Either way, you'll be serving the rich and wealthy from now on. You're be paying us back for the damages you and Ruby caused." Ozpin said leaving the room.

Men and women of wealth piled into the room and with the lustful looks on their faces got Cinder to gulp. Her restraints were removed only to be put down on the ground with her hide in the air by none other than Jacques Schnee.

Outside of the room, the door was soundproof to block out Cinder's screams of agony and pain. In another room, Emerald was going through a similar nightmare. Mercury was forced to watch this time at the request of the rich bastards. And then there was Salem, who had it the worst of all.

Ozpin waltzed into his office to see a sweet sight, Salem in a cage in an outfit that made Leia's slave outfit look modest by comparison.

Weiss gagged, and forced herself not to throw up at the thought of what her father would be doing, while Cinder, Mercury and Emerald held faces of pure shock. Ruby groaned, still curious of what was going on, while Salem and the rest looked mortified. Qrow snapped out of it and noticed the Coco girl, taking mental notes with Blake. Ozpin blinked a few times and hummed.

"Well... she pulls it off..." Glynda's headache was reaching its peak.

"Ozpin, you're a sick bastard." Salem snarled.

"I learned that from you. You did say you'd humiliate me when you defeated me, so I returned the favor." Ozpin said leaning back in his chair. "Life is good."

"Curse you, Ozpin!" Salem screamed before Ozpin hit the button to put the soundproof barrier over the cage.

Elsewhere, Ruby was being hailed as a hero and Summer's successor. However, Ruby was unaware that the money she was given a few weeks later for as a thank you on behalf of Vale was made all of the asses of Cinder, Emerald, and Mercury. Blissfully unaware. Of course, everyone else knew, but did not gave enough of a damn to bother tell her.

The image faded away, and Ruby's eyes where uncovered at last. She pouted again. "You suck..." Summer patted her daughter's head and smiled.

"Don't want to ruin your innocence yet." Qrow cleared his throat and motioned his eyes towards Salem's faction, making the earlier glaring contest resume until the disheveled boy that brought them there appeared once again.

"Shit, that wasn't the one that was suppose to play. But good enough right?" He snapped his fingers, making the chains and Salem's group disappear. "Don't worry, they're with the mormons. They won't be going anywhere for a good long while." He then disappeared, and had snacks appear on a table in front of them. Velvet didn't take a bite of her own snack and sat wondering.

"Did anyone notice that Jaune wasn't in this one...?"

*Aggressive dancing* ARE YOU READY TO LEARN?

It took me a moment to realize Jaune wasn't in this one, but it's still a chapter. I only wrote the beginning and the reaction to this short story. All credit goes to yoshi3000, and their fic "The RWBYverese is infinite". Go read it, It's good.

Anyways, that's all from me for now, because I'm taking a short break for now. Don't forget to leave your reviews and Thanks For Reading!