So Jimmy got expelled for being too fuckigng smart again. Wow he really stunk up the school this time with his brain farts. "I told them specifically!" Jimmy said in his Bruce Willis voice from PUlp Fiction, "They're 'Brains Blasts', not Brain farts those idiot sc*m s*cks." Oh well, everyone who was smart has always dropped out so Jimmy chillin and pillin. REd pillin. He's alt right, he's all right :)
So Jimmy decicded that he would be take a brake for being just too darn smart, Mario was there he was his best friend after pals like Karl and Sheen. Karl changed it to Karl instead of Carl because he's gotten a little edgier since element school, though he didn't do much else besides that and people get fucking annoyed when they spell it Carl but he gets naggy "No please it's Karl now please get it right dam or darn it!" So Fuck Karl. Jimmy, big gamin big brainin and overall just
Cindy and Betty knocked on Jimmy's door while Jimmy was busy on the star world level in New Super Mario Bros Wii where the level was all ice and piranha plants and god he was already annoyed as it is. Miss Neutron was at the store but since she wasn't smart like Jimmy she got Alzheimer's so she took a little longer at the store than usual but could still get home fine, for now. Jimmy's dad had been shitting for days and the paramedics we're struggling to save his duckhole from becoming fried goose. So Jimmy had to get the door.
"Hey Jimmy do you wanna chill?" Betty asked, Cindy on her phone. Jimmy took his fusion gun and fused them together into a monstrosity of human imagination. Unable to produce any idea or sound that was intelligible, he knew they'd be a bother no more! This gave Jimmy an idea. "Ya know, I really like playing Mario... But what if I Was Mario?" As usualy, Jimmy acted upon genius that hasn't been alive since Bill Gates, he made my PC. He shot himself with the ray gun that fuses you, and lo and behold he was in the Mushroom Kingdom!
He looked like a regular toad but brown hair came protruding from his lil toad hat. A figure came from behind the question block over yonder. "Hey Jimmy, honk honk!" Skeeter from Doug appeared in his own toad outfit. Jimmy freaked out the fuck out and shat his blue panted self. Moving on, he wanted to meet the princess peach himself.
"Hey Jimmy, it's me, Princess Peach." It was not princess peach. It was Mario! Jimmy took off the toad suit to reveal his very hateful views on groups of people, which blurred out as 8 bit pixels because gamer's got humor. "What-a the fuck you-a doin here?! This is a my a game!" Jimmy understood, but he had to proove he had the biggest stache in the big smash bash. He grabbged his fucking gun from his gun holder but it was too late, Bowser had already gotten high off his knockers, so he thought jimmy's red shirted ass was Mario and fucked him whole up 1 2 buckled his fuckin shoe.
Jimmy's dad finally wiped up clean and went in to see how Jimmbo Himbo Fuckin Lotta Bimbo's was doin. No Jimmy, but a game just running his electricty bill up. Golly, he turned that off right away. He shouldn't have done that. Jimmy died for real for real, that's how the show got canceled. Since Sheen wasn't mentioned here, he got his own spin off afterwards. Knuckles never showed up to his funeral.