I do not own Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir.
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"So let me get this straight," he said. "You want me to hypnotise the Lahiffe family into thinking their part of some cool ass secret organisation that helps when the world is in trouble. You'll give me a cool ass power to convince them of this. And because?"
The God was scatchy as hell.
The being was clearly not telling him something about his world.
The God merely said. "Well, I'm trying a new method. I've found that when I tell souls why they run. Yes, even though I'm offering such great benefits. Nobody wants to take my job on. However, I will tell you later, why this job has such benefits. "
"So I can't bolt because you would have already trapped me?" He said.
"Yes," said the God.
He thought about it.
He really had nothing better to do, he was one of the souls who decided to do some god mission instead of passing on.
"Fine," he said. "But I better fucking survive"
"I'll give you the God luck," said the God. "Good luck. If you're not stupid then you'll survive"
And then he found himself before three pairs of clouded yellow eyes.
The Lahiffe family were in a trance and awaiting his orders.
He found himself in a black and white crisp suit, with a fancy hat and cane.
He cleared his throat and said bullshit.
"All of you are high ranking secret agents of the ELD. Earths Last Defence organisation" he said. "I am Hexagon. I'm a mysterious man who you know as Supervisor but you expect I'm actually the leader in disguise. Money, gadgets, notifications of any events you can attend, I will give it to you all through a device. If the world needs help, I will notify you. From now on, you will train because how can such high ranked operatives not be able to run a measly 1K?"
And then he snapped his fingers and they blinked.
They didn't see a stranger into their home, they saw their supervisor.
The person they barely see.
"Thanks for the chat," he said, as they blinked. "I have more pressing business to attend to. It was nice seeing my operatives in person again. Goodbye"
He walked through the opened door and found himself in his new, very gated house and before him were three screens.
He wanted cash.
A stack of cash was built before him like it was a computer.
Amazing.
It was real.
This looked like an easy job to do.
He just needed to focus really on one family.
"Wow. He just vanished" he heard the youngest member say and he looked up.
"Of course he did, did you think our supervisor was a normal person?" Said the woman, as she closed the door.
The older boy nodded in awe.
And he, now named Hexagon, tried not to feel embarrassed by the massive expectation he had suddenly gained in their eyes.
He hoped that one day he could actually fulfil this legendary image they had of him.
He saw them begin to work out like they had been ordered to do and it was clear right off the bat, Chris stamina was above the other two because of his hyper body but at the same time Chris couldn't lift half as much as even his own mother.
It was really fascinating to watch because the woman of the house soon took over and produce a training regiment for all of them.
All of them sat down and communicated with each other, they listened to each other and came up with a timetable fitting each of them.
There even took into account Nino career as a DJ and his date life with Alya.
Amazing. He thought.
People really do work at a higher level when they know they aren't nobodies.
Even, how they carried themselves had changed.
Alya, Nino girlfriend, mentioned how confident he suddenly looked when they began walking to school together the following day, and all Nino just said was "Something good happened yesterday" and that was it.
Hexagon found himself laughing when Chris sat down in his preschool chair as if he was the president and his teacher had a WTF expression on her face.
The mother of the house had a presentation at work that morning, her nervousness had vanished and she began killing it before her stunned co-workers and bosses.
All of them were really confident through the whole day and no comment or action spoiled their mood.
After all, they were gearing up to save the planet, how can they be bothered by a comment somebody said to them?
Everybody in class noticed this unshakable confidence in Nino and was wondering what on earth happened yesterday.
He gave everybody a few days to get used to this change in them, after all, it wasn't like they were showing up in thousand-dollar outfits and brand new personalities.
But that didn't mean, he didn't secretly give them money to buy expensive clothes that were intended for home or when they were going to an event.
The family smartly went shopping in the evening and dodged Saturday's like the plague, because they didn't want somebody they know seeing them in a high-end store.
If they wanted an expensive dinner, they had to go out of Paris to have it.
And he didn't just sit on his ass and watch, he was taking this seriously, he needed to deliver on these cool ass gadgets.
The first gadget he made was naturally a communicator, something that would work anywhere, had an amazing battery life and didn't need a satellite signal.
It was a god-tair item.
He watched them put them on behind their ear, the device wasn't even noticeable.
He was then amused watching them talk to each other when they were in different rooms.
His next big invention was the escape bot, a bot that would give the user the best route to escape too, unlock any door and blend into the anyplace on the body.
After all, what kind of organisation sends operatives into a dangerous place, blind?
However, his crowning achievement had to be the exoskeleton weaponry.
He knew there was no need for it, but he just had to make one because it was the coolest shit ever.
He then sent them a portal device so the family didn't have to drive to the location he sent them.
So far it would send them home and the new training building he made, he then watched them try out the skeleton without fear of burning down their whole city.
The family went back and forth for the entire weekend, trying out the thing and improving so they don't accidentally kill themselves in real combat.
He kept sending them cool shit and watched the family evolve into a real-life spy family behind closed doors.
Chris seemed to really like the spider backpack.
And then he hosted a party on a Yacht with lots of symbiotic people.
The location was chosen because this was Paris, a party on a Yacht wasn't going to look out of place on the water.
It could easily be a business party and no hotel was going to see if another hotel was hosting business people.
He tried to give as much life as he could to these Symbiotic people which had the surprising effect of the Lahiffe family making friends.
When he saw that, he resolved himself and made a town outside of Paris where these people could live because he didn't want to destroy what he created.
It had been 2 months since he came to this world and he had been working non stop every day since then.
Finally, he thought he had done enough, he took a breather and relaxed in his pool.
However, a few seconds later, he felt something behind him appear but he didn't turn around as he said. "So are you finally going to tell me, why nobody wants this job?"
He knew that it was the God of this world.
The god merely replied. "The reason why nobody wants this job is because my world expires in three days"
He turned around fast and said. "Wait. What?"
The God merely smiled and said. "Yep. The dead are going to rise and there will be nothing to stop it. Even the heroes who transform will be useless. There is no cure if somebody gets infected."
His mouth was open.
"So in three days, you're going to be battling every single person who still has a body part left on Earth." said the god. "Please keep humanity safe even if it's small. I know you can do it"
Then the god vanished.
"Wait. Get back here!" He said, but the God was not listening.
He was left in a ticking time bomb of a world.
"Fuck!" He yelled.
There goes his vacation time, now he had to make sure he, the Lahiffe family and a bunch of people we're going to survive in 3 days.
In 3 days time, his organisation better be real and it better be impressive as fuck if Humanity even had a prayer of surviving.
The future of Humanity was now on his shoulders and he needed to become the most important person on Earth or else.
He groaned.
Why didn't he say no to this?
And so, equip with coffee, he threw himself into work.
He told the family what was happening and of course, they were shocked, but regardless on whether they believed him or not, he was moving them to the town he had created a day before the end.
He then built a wall around the town and made sure everybody was guaranteed all the essentials.
While at it, he got a desperate call from Nino, asking him to make certain items which he was okay with.
And since he didn't need to draw up blueprints, he made it in seconds and sent it over, he then ignored what the family was doing completely.
He had to make sure he would survive.
He made a safe house for himself and then his final act before he allowed himself to crash onto a couch, was to send out a message to the whole world at 7 am on the day, the world was going to end.
'Stay indoors. Make sure the door is locked. Stay alive'-ELD.
And then he went to sleep, knowing his little success.
If even half of Humanity listened, it was a win for him but he couldn't force them to listen, people were going to die because they chose making money over listening to a text.
Unknown to him, while he slept, in a safe mansion in his safe town, Nino Lahiffe called his girlfriend Alya at 1 pm.
He kept calling but no answer, hearing her not pick up, he took control of her phone and let the phone answer it, putting himself on speakerphone, he yelled. "Alya!"
There was silence on the other end.
"Alya. Are you there?" He said.
Alya picked up and said. "Nino. I'm in class, why are calling me?"
However, he ignored this, all he heard was that she was calling in class.
He said. "You're in what, Alya!?"
He could tell he shocked her and the whole class.
He then said. "Alya, you need to listen to me right now! The whole class needs to listen to me right now! Make sure all the doors are locked. Make sure all the windows are locked. Make sure nobody goes outside. Something is coming and it is fast and it is coming for everybody. Call your whole family, make sure they lock their doors right now! I have to go. Please. Alya, everybody, stay alive!"
And then he ended the call.
He put his head in his hands, he was praying that his supervisor was wrong but not even 5 minutes later, he began getting news reports of strange-looking people appearing on the streets of the work.
He saw a trending live stream of a person getting close to one of them, stupid move, the viewers saw the person get ripped apart and the horror as the person realised what was happening to them.
Within two minutes, the whole world was screaming Zombies and all the news stations we're going crazy, urging people to stay indoors and wait for help.
He hoped to God that his call had been enough to save Alya.
It was.
Words could not describe his relief when he texted the next morning and she texted back that everybody was fine and alive, even their families.
The trust they had in him, had saved them all.
Now they all were in the classroom hunched up and scared because all the downstairs doors were shaking and they had been hearing roars ever since they locked all the doors.
They had seen the news reports and the army apparently had been deployed.c
He texted back 'Great. Hopefully, the army will deal with it and I won't have to step in. Be safe, Alya'
And then he turned his phone off and went to help to unpack the rest of his family stuff.
He knew he had some serious explaining to do if he ever sees Alya again.
However, hopefully, the army and the superheroes will deal with this and he didn't have to go to war.
He smiled, seeing a bit of twisted humour in this.
If things weren't so serious, he would be enjoying being thought off as the mysterious boyfriend who knew this was coming somehow.
It would be cool if he went full-on Agent in front of everybody he knew, but he was convinced the worlds current crisis would never be that bad.
And the scene!