How's it going ladies, gents, and everyone in between? Here is chapter 5, and at the time of writing this little pre-chapter author's note I haven't decided whether this is gonna be a bit of a filler chapter or if I'm just gonna cut straight to the Sports Festival or do a bit of both. So that'll be a surprise for the future me to find out. So without any further ado, let's get into it.

I was entirely right. I was sore as all hell when I woke up after the USJ Incident, but thankfully I have a bong and that made things more manageable. This pretty much describes day one of my extended weekend: lay in bed sore, hit the bong, lay in bed slightly less sore. This was also the day that Jiro, who is now asking me to call her Kyouka due to me saving her life and chastity, found out that I was a stoner.

"Midoriya are you-" Kyouka starts.

"If you want me to call you Kyouka at least call me Izuku so it's not weird." I say cutting her off.

"Okay Izuku are you drunk?" the punk girl asks.

"No Kyouka I am just ridiculously stoned. It makes my soreness feel less sore." I say trying to keep enough composure to not accidentally rat out the rest of my smoke circle.

"Where did you even get weed?" My extremely attractive classmate asks almost incredulously.

"I know a guy." I respond hoping not to rat out my man Sero.

"It was Sero wasn't it?" Kyouka deadpans. I must say my response was pretty damn smooth if I do say so myself.

"I don't know who you are." I say getting a chuckle out of one of the most adorable women on the planet.

"Whatever Moptop, I'm not gonna snitch just invite me next time. I've been kinda curious about it for a bit so." she says trailing off at the end and likely twirling around one of her jacks.

"You got it Kyouka. You. Got. It." I say now super hyped that my hopefully future girlfriend is going to end up getting stoned with my friends and I. Looking back at that last thought makes me realize how sad I am when it comes to attractive punk/goth women. Or maybe I'm just sad in general and play it off decently well. It's up in the air at this point.

Time skip to the next day

"So Izuku, who are we waiting for." Tape based spiderman asks me.

"Worry not Hanta my man it's a surprise, but a good surprise I promise." I respond

"Well now you got me hyped dude." My homeboy Denki adds in.

"It's probably some fucking loser." everyone's favorite ball of sunshine throws in.

"Katsuki play nice. I don't need my friends hating you, now that I don't for once." I say and he just clicks his tongue and says fine. As for why we all use our first names. Simple weed creates strong bonds between other people. So unless one of them is a traitor we all got each other's backs.

"Hey Izuku, wait what's Bakugo doing here? Wasn't he like a hardcore dick to you?" Kyouka asks like Denki and Hanta did when I first tried to convince him to smoke with us.

"Don't worry Jiro, Katsuki's cool. Besides he knows that one wrong move and all Izuku and Hanta need to do is get him really high then yeet him into the stratosphere if he starts to be too much of a dick again." Denki answers for me.

"Fair enough, and when did you guys get on a first name basis with Izuku?" she asks not knowing that they were thinking the same thing. Katsuki surpisingly proceeds to explain that weed brings people together, after which Kyouka explains how I saved her at the USJ.

"So Jiro, I didn't take you for a stoner. We're usually good at pinpointing each other, thats how Izuku and I became good friends so fast." Hanta says worried that his stoner radar maybe on the fritz.

"That's cuz I'm not. I was curious and wanted to try it." Kyouka responds.

"Ah so that's why Izuku had me bring some joints. Also how did you know Izuku was a stoner?" Denki said and then asked.

"He answered my phone call while high." Kyouka said which had Katsuki laughing at me. "And what does me not being stoner have to do with joints?"

"I had Denki bring some joints because if you hit the bong for your first time smoking you would metaphorically die. Don't worry though, you'll get to hit the bong soon enough." I say as we walk to our little smoke spot which just so happens to be an abandoned building.

We then proceeded to get into our little circle which in clockwise order is as such. It's me, then Kyouka, then Denki, then Hanta, then Katsuki. I lit the joint first so I could show Kyouka how to smoke properly before passing the joint to her.

"Whoa dudes. I like feel everything. I feel hot too, but not like a sweaty hot." Kyouka says while taking off her jacket.

"Oh that's just you feeling the high and your internal body temperature. Is it uncomfortable?" I explain and then ask while passing her our jug of water, which she proceeds to drink from.

"No, it's just weird." she mumbles before leaning on me. As she does that everyone, myself included, brings out their phones and snaps a picture of it. We all proceeded to send our own respective pictures to each other and then to Kyouka. She blushed a teensy bit, but all in all liked the pictures.

"Hey Kyouka? Are you down for the next joint or are you good for right now?" Hanta asked like a good homie.

"I'l take like a couple hits and then I'll be done for the day." she responds. Katsuki then hands her the unlit joint and the lighter so she could have her first greens. I'm so proud.

"Hell yea! Kyouka's first greens." I say like an absolute stoner.

"My first what?" Kyouka asks. We all then proceed to explain that the first hit of anything weed related is referred to as greens since the weed hasn't been burnt yet. So she takes greens and passes the joint to Denki, before leaning on me once more.

After the joint was finished we all just sat around and started bullshitting. Kyouka and Katsuki learned that they had extremely similar music tastes which was an instant respect booster on both sides. We all ended up just laying down on the ground, because that shit just has a tendency of happening when you're high. My friends also learned that I was a massive weeb at least when it came to anime from a loooooong time ago. At least in this verse.

"And this absolute unit of a man is who I based the naming scheme of my quirk on." I said as I showed them clips of the fourth raikage.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, dude. Your hero name needs to be The Lightning Speed Hero: Raikage." Denki says garnering some confused looks from our still pretty stoned friends. "Think about it, Raikage means lightning shadow, electricity comes off him when he uses his quirk, and his costume is mostly black. It makes sense right?"

"Bruuuuuuh holy shit you're right!" I say in response.

"That is pretty spot on. Good shit Denki." Katsuki agrees.

"Dudes we should all talk about hero names. We'll all need em eventually right?" Hanta suggests.

"I'll go next I guess. I was gonna call myself the Hearing Hero: Earphone Jack." Kyouka says.

"Simple, but spot on I like it. I'm going with Tape Hero: Cellophane." Hanta adds on.

"Mine is going to be Stungun Hero: Chargebolt. Now Katsuki let's see if I can go two for two. I'm thinking Volatile Hero: Ground Zero." Denki says.

"Make it explosion hero and I'm good with it." Katsuki says. When asked why he chose explosion over volatile, he explained it would be easier for kids to understand.

A little while later Hanta and Denki decided to head home, while Katsuki and I walked Kyouka home.

"Thanks for today Izuku, it was fun." She said giving me a hug, before looking at Katsuki.

"You're a pretty cool dude now that you've mellowed out since the first day. Friends?" she asked with her hand held out for a hand shake.

"You're doing it wrong." Katsuki responded before closing her hand into a fist and bumping it with his own. "Friends"

Katsuki and I then proceeded to make our way home. Shortly before we got home however Katsuki decided it was time for a heart to heart.

"Hey Izuku. I never apologized for being a dick for most of my life. Despite being quirkless you never let that stop you. You worked hard, studied hard, and eventually unlocked a real powerhouse of a quirk. So I'm sorry." he said while looking down.

"Dude I forgave you after the first battle training, but if you really feel like making it up keep being a good friend and train with all of us for the sports festival yea?" I say with my fist outstretched. Katsuki bumps his fist against mine and agrees before going inside. I go inside my own house shortly after and go to sleep. Today was a good day.

Well ladies, gents, and all ya'll in between it looks like I went with a filler chapter purely related to being stoned. I it was probably boring for some of you, but hey character development is important and I like to think I did a good job of it this chapter. While most of you likely don't care, if you want anyone to be added to the stoner circle leave a review and I'll see what I can do. If you have any other suggestions feel free to leave a review also. All that aside I hope you all enjoyed and have a wonderful rest of your day.