Chapter eon: my liyf e as aboured human beinu gg
Kyorto kirigiri wus a dectective hu wus studdiyjng a case whith blod hell madoka homura sad it dere wus a mrurder so kyoko wus doere to inveseitgarte den dere wus sum evidecne there wus a par of swirling glasseds kyoko oikcked up the glasses adn ket dem perhaps dis is evideecne kkoyto sad we must kepey it she said again. Oho jees it must mbe faIWUL he is ALLWAYS the culrptuit dey wet tto thre hakurei shirne adn deymet a robot maid ame d ruukoto she wus edrellaly cut and had butifal hair you culdnt eveil tel she wus a rubot. She grtered dem adn served warm tee adh n dey takelded to reaiurm hakueri dey aslo toekd to jenny wakeman wiho wus taljledinng on de hphpnone dey eventually wet too the bebenavneabne kingdon buht det were stuped by tolstar he didntp like foreigners so he wus a racist forignerd begije he sada he den throw aspike ball hit iremiu but buonced off like a toy dey lafded afnd defeted tolstar isntu almillion pieces with blud and bgore dand he died dey wer to a talk towet adn met stocking anarchy dey takeld about de culprit fawufl but tiurnsi out fawufl wus inncoentr so dey surnedch hoy adn low for de culrpit but culdner t find hin den gilferd bon vagans appeared gilfered wus so ugly tobias james wus jelus he aslo says dat FORTUNE and Nonna can't relationship becus shenot ral!1111!1!1! Dey kjiled him adn he disapeared cuz life adn dey sad ding dong dawikikwichisdead. Dey den wet to see the yankees and Brian Kingrey hit 5 hrs adn he hit one ober 600 ft dey caled uber adn ate hotdoges ruukoto masticated on de hotdig befdur swallowing adn idey wer good dothogs. Dey watched 50 hades of lays befur goinugn to tremprtont and edinburg adn dey even wet to hesoykyo adn fawufls castlef dey we t every wehre adn bet pople to everyithing in life sloeaking pf witch. Richard M miler wus plaingig to desturut the w=hole world becus he hadted it adn wanted workd dotnfimation. Menwil dey were woulskeding around until KIRISHIMA YAMAKAZE APPESRED she evolk lakved adn sad hahahahhahah befir….,,, firing a rock ontu the folor AND MISSED! She blushed adn dey became friends becus life worldsa like tat.
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Gabriele whites tenma wus a agnel woh liegbede qwith a demjin named vinagrette sheb en uwus vriwendeds with a girlt na,ed raielphel shiraha adn satniachia cukurmisxawa mcdowll dey were talkcing adn raphiel gaved satanicia duh melonbred dey wet to coke a fish buth deh dufsh fut bac adn it hit satanichia on duh chek adn she fuell back adn said OUCH satania laded on raphiel dadnb dey ksidsdes adn you know WHAT ITS FINE FOR THEM OR ELSE YOUR A SEXIST DICK AND GO TO HELL BECAUSE THE WORLD IS BETTER WITH NO OF YOU!1!1!.
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Ksataniachia wus gunna fgive raogioel adn gabriel sum foud buth den cockletgta stol it so she gouht into a fit fit wit cackletta adn it wus idn de midle of the mal of simsacks. Aftur den fit satanicha had dehn fud but popple tik tok it he den ran of but tripped abd fel on a guy named herbet huver
Chopter 5; dis is gunna get gid
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Saanchia wus wit rasphiel adn dey wer having socks on duh cuch dey den hud a babby adn named it Tom BAdgerlock dey gabe him a Brian Kingrey Jersye adn a pasifr. Wus ahe adn egniel or demon wu new. Dehn a lazar kiled dem both d3y wer in heven or hell dey didn now. Dey met gabriel adn sum gir named kanade tachibana wat IM DIED sad satsanichaahia. CAKLETA wanted revnege seh gout the wepon grom curtis, douglas adn danny. Dey wer now ded adn in heven. Dey cod atlesast watch deh dirby. It fetrured Brian Kingrey, Georgie O ́Neal, Troy Weiss, Roger Wakeman, Zach Cable, A.J Aaron, Abe Abbott and Jeff Keppinger.
Latar satnainchia wus wakling wit raphiel adn gabriel den suddly Jenny Wakeman the dauhter of Roger Wakeman apered she sad hi adn joined in da walkigngs REDEEDEDEDEEDED it wsaus afalwiul.
Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di!
A bunch of birbs ladned and sterted chiping.
AWW LUK AT AL DOS CUTE BIRBS VInagrette SaD,
Suddly seijka kijin .AHAHAH DAS EHS EGNORTS ED REVO ELUR DLUOHS KAEW EHT ysawa tew ned ehs hahahahahah das nijjik ajiesHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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Chaperter SIX
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He aslo hats robots so he tryied to kjill jenny wakeman and Ruukoto.
Den gratetererbelt apeered TO BE WITOUT TISHUE IS LIKE TO BE WITOUT GOD HE SAD garterbelt wus pisced becus a buch of solders stolen stichues panty and stikcking a two angles who were kicked out of heven becus of bad behaviol. Gabritiel wus povurwelmed buy deh situstion so she gut a stressvall and strtered to lay on her Swithh. hHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH sijia kijin wus filping eveyrtunthf in sit she evenv fuiklpied of the preedident ALastor Scvott. Aahahd GAbriel wsu playing the gutar den the guitear turned intu DRACO. FORTUNE X NONNA 4 lyfe.
Derer wu a hug explosuoijn outsideded of Satanaias widow. OH NO ITS ISIS. it wus lead buy shafiqa Gawdat. He wus sum arabic guy who spock wit a raspy voice he had wered glasses adn hix army wus fiting The FAWFULIZED ARMY. Yui wus sad becus dey blow up her house its alrigh safd gavriewdpl den GILFRED VON BAGGANS apered he wus de leder of the bad guesy HQ he wus a criminil. He rubbed banks adn mudded people adn cheetohd on his wifs even doh he ulgy. HA HA HA gilfred sad as he roped gabriel with a rope he den laughed he aslo surved the Psychoaiatrist adn Kanye west. Den sudy Nonna shot down deh badygus headwaters dur. She wus inher tank adn was firung ant goilfred und deh psychiatrist. Satania raphiel didny knwo wat hapunded to gabrel she wus wutching My life as a teenage robot wen the Psychoaitrists minion RONALD wus washing frum de widow.
Cheter knefen: the psychoiatrists rvenge
The psychoiatrist whus rel nayem wus Titus Walker wated to destrut de entir wurld he aslo hatd angels, demons adn robots and majical girtls adn aln nonh whit pepel. She aslo wated to taker ove deh universue frum kirshima yamaskrerxse. He crieted a portotype calued titus's vonn grabble he pertnerd wit de X-Nauts to produce theis prototype he wusnt veru weiss howuever infect he wus dumber den cirno whu haz nine IQ LOL. deh pychiotrist aslo eretretded from nonna wit gabrel held in capacity. Hhahahahhh he evol lafed hetryed to make gabrel cried. Buh she dedednt NOOOOOOO goilfred sad becus nonna wus bacukc schnee shoot hime und he dieped. Den deryere wus de psychiatris wus DEAD.
Dere wus anoter vilan it wus Dorotheos Serafeim. Thakfully deye weur asisted buy STALIN BUT Stalin wus now (っ◔◡◔)っ a cute anime girl . Thats STALIN satania sad wusn't stalin dat crepy evol guy whuh kileld 60 millino. Yes but im just a genderbent version wouh lok notin liyke hime. En suddly a bus nerly kiled dem it wus driving buy lumpy rhe stupud moose. Speking uf itch dey mae tuns of genderbent rulers even mutahtruckig vlad drscul. Hahahahaha. Dount askn me wyu dey did dis it aint wredcomnemndemd ohkka sad raphiel sriracha ainsworth. JUST MONIKA it sws monika she deluteed evryithin in sit OH NIOOO she wull elet us if she se uss. Stakin pointed her gun and kilede monika itu amilion peces wit bud and gore adn monika s no more/.
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Stalin adn gabriel wer redy tuu fit dorotheos buht he wus to FAT so he fgut away from dem. He laffed adn he guty on his macine dn he fluw awauy. NOOOOOO! Sad stalin she gut on here arplan wit gabreiel, satania, raphiel, vignete. Dey cassed dorotheos . stalin had silveruish har wit de ilitar unifrm she wus a god giy nw becus communism roicks. Dorotheos wus planing his evek plan he watted deh workld for himsef he evn wated de umi9lverse for himslef. He shut sum misals at stalins plan. Eayahahhahehehehehe. He evol lafed even doh his sots missted i wirru defet deh god guys so thje bad giys wirru win adn arru the girrs adn money wiru sandwich tū me! DOROTHEOS sad atistiically adn historiclly. Dorotheos wis de evolest person of de univurs he wats to take over deh univurs adn he is a vegsn adn deh leder of PETA deh evol organstation adn of people of deh ethitcal treatment of animals. E hats anime aslo adn says that fortune cat mary nonna from girls und panzer hu is best waifu BTW. stalin fird bank at dorotheo wit a macine goons dorotheos evded dem a1 so he tryied to gety awaye but facialed.
Cefter nin; doroetheos x stalin
Dorotheos wus lefing den stalin finly cat up to hime. DOROTHEOS YOUR reign ends here she sad. Dorotheos den lefed buht stalin i want donination. Im sry dorotheos i lefed to do stuff buht den gilfred von baggans didn alow me to becus his selfish desirs. Im sorry dorotheos den the two marred adn it eus happy end by stalin gabriel wavved dey waked away dorotheos wusn actuly bad he wus jus depersed adn saw life as meningles sense he didn now wot hapn to stalin
(this is Stalin from Kawaii Strike in case your wondering). sudy dere wsu a loud bum outsid it wus larry page he wus de evol guey behind istation adn google adn bnl adn mor. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH he evol lafed i've cot u guys now thje bad gueys will win adn de chicks wil love me agin HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA he dedn show dem a pill of immortality he injescted it adn choked to deth on it like he played for the Los Angeles Dodgers. nooOOOOO ehe scsremd buh den he swollowed it hole dne he lafed he wus nuw immortal adn he perestsented dem his evolest vilan EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY. she wus dat maru sue goff hu wus from a fanfic just as bad as this one. she swit her rited and she wus ded adn dey locked up at larry page the CEO of google
cheifers elvin:
LArry page wus on his flying chair lafing sudy dey fot larry page wus invincibal he cudnt be kild necus he injested deh imortality pill he threw a textbook dat stalin narowly aboided he den sumoned starkit and sammyclassicsonicfan dey destrut everyone adn it wus gave over however dey cam bac to lif becus PLOT ARMOR. the end JK dey carged up dere god guy mahocjs adn struck larry page he wusnt ded doe so dey banished hime to hell. THE END