Chaprter one:
okuu gets up she eates sum cerial wit coco pebls adn orage juce she u se xcited becus she wus guna see her favoute tem the yakees she aslo watsd to see Brian Kingrey who wus sitng adn 88 homeruns adn batd .400 sow he wus de G.O.A.T(Not a real player). she brot her fried Orin dey wore Numba #25. dey wer drivig wen sudy dere wwus a traffik NOOOO she sayd becus dery didn wat to get late dey wated to see Batting proctice. dey aslo watd to see Troy Weiss. the great great grandson of Weiss Schnee. huhuahahahaha dere wus a buch of juys talgatng outsid it wus sum redneck hey guys wanna have some av my kind beans ayn' salsa how bout some kind chiken. NOO sad okuu. I want some orin sad. well, goo'ness gracious, ser, that there's ayy mighty kind thing y'all done now gimme my mowney. How muchn orins sad. five stinkin buks. OK orin haded de rednecks fiyve bucks. See y'all guys he sad. dey wak itu deh car agin dey wer 40 minutes a way frum Yankee Stadium.
cocter 2:
dey wer drivng dey pasted de STOP! SIGN adn dey wer on dere way. UH OH STINKY it must uf bin a stunk. okuu finly mad it into yakee sodium. dey etered deh sadium adn dey goat intu dere sets. leding off deh firs basman DJ lmahu batung secund aron juge batung tird brian kingry batung 4 troy weiss batung fit giancarlo santon adn sow on. dey sat nect to a REDSOX FAN HOW ADARE YOU oku sad dey ated to fit buh den dey trucd dey wet even facung deh redsox dey wure facung deh Philadephia phils. dey sat nuxt to rite feld so dey cud see brian kingrey play. he den hit a homerun witch hit deh BUNBUNMARU news sign. it wus over 502ft deh yakees wure wuning 4-0 hehehehe everyone BOOOED harper whu hit a homrun makung it 4-1 okuu goat hungary sow she ate a hotfug. okuu masticated on it it tasteued sow god she lovd ity dey mad it two deh 3rd inug dey yakees scorud egien okuu wus obviusly hapy becus the yakess wur winung i wus de dird enung ady dey wure winung 6-1 troy weiss drove in aron juge adn brian kingrye wit a trpplle sudy cirno apered she axed okuu a cueston are the yakes winung. yes they are. YAYAYYAYAYAYA cirno sad sudy Titus Warner apeard he cussed out okuu adn orin adn cirno becus dey wer yakes fans adn he wus a philes fan OHO JEES yankess suc he sad. okuu stck up deh midle figer at Titus. Phils suc she sad bac adn dey goat intu a fit Okuu den blow hime up wit uclar fusion. den a ball wis hit dere direction it hit okuu on de hed OUCH seh sed deh bal wet to sum Squeaky kid. IM A FAT FUCKING PIG sad big bert came her late adn he wus so bg okuu coundnt see. he wus a couch potat hu liived in his moms basment adn lovd fod. den the yakees schored agin urshela hit a hr makung it 10-1 den deh bass wer loded for kingrye wohit a grand slam out o f deh sadium deh gayme wus 14-1 den deh files wer batung bryce herpes hit anuther hr becus BRYCE HARPER IS NOT OVERRATED! okuu wus eating popcorn den sudy dey were enterepted HEY YOU FUCKING KIDS sum guy sad to okuu adn cirno adn orin. den okuu wus agry becus he cussed at hur frends. de gueys nae wus DICK MARCUS he wus sum pised off drunk guy SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GOD DAMN KIDS he sad . he wu token by serunity. he wus aslo a philes fan. deh gayme wus ovur deh yakess wun 30-2 okuu wet to a rstraurent adn ate sum burgers wit cirno adn okuu.