(04/12/10)
I woke up at the usual time and opened my window.
There was a large storm or a small typhoon outside…
"Good grief…" I muttered.
It seemed okay yesterday, now it looks like a FrankenStorm hit the city…
In this torrent, I'd be lucky to get through my front porch.
I turned the television on.
"In other news, the bay city area will be expecting heavy storms. The mayor of the said city has declared no classes from April 12 to April 16 as several areas have been severely flooded. In sports-" I turned the television off.
Thank god we live on the higher up…
Minako looked sleepy as she did the same thing.
She looked very cute without her pony tail and looked sexy wearing oversized glasses.
She wrote on her sketchpad.
NO CLASS :D A DAY AFTER THE FIRST DAY AND NO CLAZ!
I yawned.
I KNO DAT ALREADY… IS IT BECOZ OF UR LUCK?
She scribbled.
THAT'S DA DEMON EYE! SO WAT DO WE DO NOW?
I looked outside and scribbled.
THERES NO FLOOD HERE…
She frowned.
BUMMER… I WUZ LOOKIN' 4WARD 2 TEH SWIMMIN' POOL
I laughed.
WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER IF WE JUST CHATTED ON FACEBUK?
She scoffed.
FB IS 2 DAM OVER8TED…
I scrawled on the sketchpad.
WANNA COME OVER OR SUMTHIN'?
She nods.
OK, BUT DON'T GET ANY IDEAS BUSTER!
I wrote:
NOT LIKELY. -_-
She went out and ran to my place.
In her pajamas. In the middle of a storm.
You could imagine Junpei's shock.
He probably gawked at Minako as I pushed him aside and let Minako in.
"So… nice crib, pimp…" she mused, "Any food here?" she said.
"Yeah, in our fridge…" I said.
"Don't mind if I do…" she said as she opened our fridge and took out a cold bottle of milk and some Froot Loops.
"Please, help yourself, my Queen!" I said mockingly, "Does your aunt know you're here?" I said.
"Naw… who cares? She won't get mad…" she said as she shoveled a spoonful of Froot Loops into her mouth.
"H-Hey M-Minako-san… I've heard all about you!" Junpei said as his eyes wandered.
"Er… Hi." She said.
She went to me, "Who's the pervert?"
"Junpei." I said.
"Well, please tell him to quit undressing me with his eyes, it's creepy as hell…" she muttered as her jasmine-sweet breath wafted to my nose.
"Hey Junpei, quit creeping her out." I said.
"Who? Me?" he said.
Minako rolled her eyes, "No, he's talking to the wall! Of course you! Any OTHER Junpei you know around here?" she said.
"Just sayin'…" his eyes drop to Minako's red shirt.
"Hey buddy! Eyes up here!" Minako said.
"S-sorry!" he said.
"No! Buy me a cake, or else!" she hissed.
"Or else what?" he said.
"Or else, I'll say that you're a sex deviant and a decadent Sodomite! Now get your fade paddy ass on the road and fetch me a STRAWBERRY CAKE!" she screamed.
"Yes ma'am! One strawberry cake coming right up!" Junpei said as he ran outside in his boxers.
"I swear…" she muttered.
"Now what do we do?" I asked.
She mused while she bit on her spoon.
"Well, my auntie owns a shit car, maybe we can take it out for a joyride?" she suggested while chewing on Froot Loops.
"Yeah, sure, and take a nice cruise over to Tokyo, get some Unagi and Maki at an all-you-can-eat sushi buffet and go to a maid café and have a nice cup of tea! Oh, and maybe go to the Atlus building and meet the developers of Perso-" I yelled in mockery.
Her eyes shined.
"No. No way! There is NO WAY I am going there!"
"Pleeeeaaaasssseee?" she said as she hugged me.
"You must be out of your fucking mind if you think I'm going to Tokyo!"
She gave me a cute puppy dog eyes, which may unsettle some, as her red eyes ARE intimidating, but I found them really adorable.
Next thing I know, I was wearing my windbreaker while she wore a knit hat, gloves, a pea-coat and pants with high cut shoes and we were standing inside her garage as she uncovered the car.
"*Gasp*"
"Cool, eh? Meet Mutsuhito!" she said.
"This is a beaut!" I said.
Her auntie's "shit car" was a beautiful 1969 Dodge Charger.
It had a sleek black paint job and a white paint job splitting the car from the hood.
It also had a red sun on the top.
"Let's go!" she said as she put one hand on the hood and tried to do a hood slide, but fell flat on her butt.
"Owww…" she moaned.
"Come on, Bo Duke, you could hardly navigate the hood of your car…" I said.
"What do you suggest then?" she said, struggling to stand as I held her hand to help her up.
"Well, I could- Wow, your hands are so soft!" I said as I felt her hands.
"Thanks." She said.
"Anyway, my uncle taught me how to drive, so I'll drive, okay?" I said.
I turned the key to the ignition as I gunned it.
I drove smoothly and calmly.
We passed by Junpei, who held a plastic with a box.
We pulled up beside him.
He seemed suspicious, so I unrolled the window.
"Minato?!" he said.
Minako took the cake.
"Thanks!" Minako said.
"H-Hey, wait!" he said.
"What?" I said.
"Where are you guy's going?"
"Tokyo." I said.
"Can I come?" he asked.
Minako sniffed, "No!" she said.
"Please?" he said.
"Go home!" she said as she pedaled the car.
"Whoa!" I said as the car lurched forward.
I took control.
"How are you going to eat with no-"
She dug in with her hands and ate.
"Never mind…"
"Ya want shum?" she said.
"Uh, no, it's fi-" she shoves a fistful of cake in my mouth.
I forcefully swallowed it as I sucked on her fingers. (I didn't mind ONE BIT.)
"S-Since when have you learned to drive?!" she said.
"Since I was five years old, on my family forklift… those were the times…" I said.
"Hahahaha! I guess your mama must still wuv wittle Minato! Hahahaha! Does she still wash your undies?" she said jokingly as she punched me in the arm.
I smirked.
"My mom and dad died eleven years ago in a car crash…" I said solemnly.
She abruptly stops laughing.
"Gosh… I didn't know, Min… Sorry… I was just joking around…" she said.
She bowed her head and seemed guilty.
I smiled.
"Do one thing for me, Mina, and I'll forgive you." I said.
Her face brightened up.
"Anything!" she said.
I smiled.
"You know what to do." I said.
"Oh…" her face glowered, "Okay then…" she said.
She lifted her shirt, revealing a cup B lacy red bra.
She was about to pull down the bra, when I decided not to look…
"Oh my GOD!" I screamed, shielding my eyes, almost mowing down a STOP sign.
After that…
"Minako, are you out of your mind?!" I said.
"Isn't this what you want? A boob flash?!" she said.
"No!"
"Then what? I'll do anything… please, just forgive me for being so insensitive!" she bawled on my chest.
I held her chin.
"Okay. Then give me a smile." I said.
"What?"
"You heard me."
She lowered her head.
"Like THIS?" she said as she gave me a BIG smile.
I couldn't resist laughing.
"Yep! Like that! I hate seeing you sad… the both of us have been through hard times… I felt no offense, so just calm down, okay?" I said.
"Thank you, Blue!" she said.
"Blue? Haha! Sure thing, Red… I'll pay for the first round of Maki!" I promised and she immediately beamed.
"And… you have some icing in your… bosom."
We went into Tokyo and we were intrigued by the city lights…
I brought my credit card (with 999,999,999 yen I farmed from Tartarus… and excluding the armor, weapons and other sellable junk I can… well, sell…) and paid for a round of assorted sushi, takoyaki and puffer fish.
I also ordered Blue lemonade myself and Red cherry juice for Minako and I…
After that, we went to a pizza place and she begged me to buy the 'Monster Mozzarella Munster ', which I obliged, since I was still rather hungry.
Then, she dragged me to a comic con, which I only came in since they had the latest Walking Dead comics.
I bought the collector's set and had them signed.
She bought Suikoden 3 Manga and Bearsona 3 Komiks and we went on our way.
She dragged me, yet again, to a maid café, where she ordered three frappe's and a cappuccino for me.
We then went to a casino, where I had to bribe a guard to let us in.
Minako is really good at playing poker and roulette!
We won several chips and cashed them in.
I joked about her being a gold digger and she laughed.
We talked about school, our past loves and her time at Writer's camp.
"This one time at Writing camp, we weren't allowed to go swimming at the lake, but we did and it was so fun!" she said.
"Cool." I said.
"And this other time at…"
"Damn… it's getting dark…" I said.
"Minato… how about we sleep here at Tokyo for the night?" she said.
"Are you joking? You want your aunt to kill you?" I said.
"Uh, like that old bag will try! She won't, the lazy hag never goes out during rainy days…" she said as her red irises glazed, like a hungry vampire.
"Well… fine… but I choose the hotels!" I said.
"Sure."
We went to the Sagiri Hotel.
I went to the front desk.
"Yes sir, how may I help you?" he said.
"Yeah, one room for me and the little lady here for the night…" I said.
"Sorry, we don't admit minors here…" he said.
"Listen, we need to stay over…" I said, "Just please…" I shook his hand and in it was 10,000 yen, "Find us some shade…" I said.
He looked left and right.
"This way, sir." He said.
"Thanks."
We went in a first class suite.
She jumped on the fluffy bed and watched TV.
"How can you NOT call your auntie?" I said.
"Aw, don't be such a stick in the mud!" she said.
"Says a girl who goes to Tokyo with someone she barely knows…" I muttered.
I decided to call Akihiko.
In the boarding house…
Akihiko and Junpei were watching a porno.
Well, at least Junpei was…
"Oh! Oh yeah! Oh yeah, baby, you are soooo good…" the girl said.
"Yeah, I'm the best…" the guy said.
"…Oh! That was a tit!" Junpei said.
"Give it to me! YES!"
"Oh, I'll give it to you…" Junpei said.
"Don't you love my sexy body?!"
"Oh, yes I do!" Junpei grunts.
"Yeahhhh… tell me you're a nasty girl!" a deep macho voice says.
"Ugh!" Junpei groans in disgust.
"Yeahhh… I've been a BAD, BAD GIRL!"
"Oh, yeah, lick my hairy ass! Spank it!" the man said.
"Man, shut the fuck up!" Junpei yells.
"Junpei, I'm really uncomfortable watching this with you…" Akihiko said.
"Shhh! This is a normal part of growing up! Learn to like it!" Junpei said.
"I have the feeling you like it too much… and put your pants up!" Akihiko yells.
"Man…"
"By the way, where is Minato? I haven't seen him all day…" Akihiko said.
"He went to Tokyo." Junpei said.
"Yeah right… if he's there, I bet you a thousand yen he's not." Akihiko said.
"Deal!" Junpei said.
Riiiing! Riiiing!
"Yo, Senpai!" I said.
"Minato?! Where are you? Junpei said you went off to Tokyo, but I didn't believe him… where are you?" he asked.
"Long story, I am at Tokyo… say hello to Minako." I pressed loudspeaker.
"Hello." She said.
"Damn! Here, Junpei…" it sounded like yen pieces.
"Fuck me! YES!"
"What is that?" Minako said.
"N-Nothing! We're watching a nature show!" Akihiko stammered.
"Blow your wad on my tits!"
Minako blinked.
"Anyway, Minako and I will be staying here for the night, so don't expect me home, okay?" I said.
"Sure… hey, cut it ou-"
"Minato! Bro, where the hell are you?!" he said.
"Play with my hairy balls!" a man screamed from the other line.
"I'm at Tokyo." I said.
"Damn! With Minako?" he said.
"Yeah. We're at a hotel." I said.
"How come you get all the luck?!" he said.
"Hey, shut your trap about this, okay? I'll get you a… key chain, just don't be spreading any rumors!" I said.
"I won't…" he said.
"Oh yeah, lick my ears!" a macho man said.
"Are you watching porn?" I asked.
"N-No!"
"Okay, see ya." I hung up, "Banana slammers…"
"I know the last line of that porno…" Minako said.
"Yeah?"
"Spank me daddy! Spank me!" she imitated a voice.
If Minako was my daughter, even in an alternate universe, I would be aroused.
"You shouldn't watch that…" I said.
"Aw, you're like my aunt!" she said.
"Okay, I need to sleep… we need to haul ass at the crack of dawn!" I said.
We slept in the king bed.
I really have to admit… sleeping with Minako, even when we were separated by pillows, seemed so right… and it felt a bit weird, since we now know each other more…
Then, I woke up at six, with Minako hugging me…
I waited for thirty minutes (I love being hugged.) and hauled Minako half asleep to the car.
I paid the front desk and went to the car.
I drove back to Iwatodai and to her house, where it wasn't hard convincing her indifferent aunt that I wasn't a kidnapper and set her back to bed.
Then, I went back home and flopped on my own bed.
When I woke up, I saw a note on her window.
I REALLY HAD FUN, EMO BOI :*
Minako… she's one of a kind.
A/N: Done! Remember to review!
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