(04/13/10)

I woke up at 10:00...

Someone was knocking at my door.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

"MINATO!"

Knock! Knock! Knock!

"MINATO!"

Knock! Knock! Knock!

"MINATO!"

I got up and opened the door.

It was Minako.

She wore a scarf, a red turtle neck and a jacket.

"Minako? What are you doing here?" I asked.

She frowned.

"How about a "Good Morning"?" she said.

"Good morning, what are you doing here?" I said.

"Can't I visit?" she said.

"Well, sure…" I said, "Let's eat breakfast?" I said.

"I already ate, but sure…" she said.

We went downstairs, where Akihiko and Junpei were watching TV.

"Good morning." Akihiko said.

"Sup dude?" Junpei said.

"Hey, good morning, guys!" I said.

"What's happening?" Minako said.

"Hey, your girlfriend's visiting you! Isn't that great?" Junpei said.

"She's not my girlfriend!" I snap.

"Yeah!" Minako supplied.

"Anyway, Akihiko-senpai, what don't we go out and look for some girls?" Junpei said.

Akihiko scoffed.

"Not happening." Akihiko said.

"Hey, what ever happened to Chidori?" I asked.

"Who's Chidori?" Minako asked.

"Junpei's first and probably last girlfriend." I said.

"Waddya mean last?!" Junpei said.

"Yeah, where is she?" Akihiko asked.

Junpei frowned.

"She… she's living with Mitsuru-senpai…" Junpei said, "And I need to keep my options open… so I might have to cut her loose…"

"She just returned from the dead and you say that?" I blurted and Minako eyed me.

"Uh… I'm using a figure of speech." I said.

"WHAT other options?" Minako said, "Your blow-up doll?"

"Hey, I'll have you know I keep tabs on my other wimmen!" Junpei said.

"Former inmates and housekeepers?" Minako said.

"H-Hey!"

"She's not an 'option', she's a lady." Minako said.

"Exactly!" Akihiko said.

Minako went to the seat beside me and ate three bowls of crab corn soup.

Then, we spent the entire day watching TV and drinking soda.

(04/14/10)

Minako went our place again.

We watched Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Harry Potter series and the Twilight saga for the whole day, since Akihiko and Junpei decided to tour the flooded city and left the note Gone fishin'.(Don't ask.)

Then, we fell asleep on the couch.

When we woke up, it was already the fifteenth.

Minako decided to check back at her house and she after she checked, she brought her laptop and used the wireless internet.

"So… what's the name of the Dragon Lady?" she asked.

"Who?"

"You know… your ex?" she said.

"Ah… Yukari Takeba." I said.

She tapped on her laptop.

"Ah… she has a nice profile pic…" she muttered, "And you? What's your name in FB?"

"Minato Arisato." I said.

"Figures…" she mutters.

She tapped.

"Your alternate name is Persona? Are you insane?" she said.

"Yeah…" I said.

"Why don't you call her?" she said.

"Call… Yukari? Are you on drugs? Why the hell would I do that?" I said.

"Because! Just do it!" she said.

"No way." I said.

"Pleeeeaaaasssseeeee?" she said as she gave me her beautiful red eyes.

"…Fine!" I snarled as I grabbed the phone.

I tapped three numbers.

"No! I can't do it!" I said.

"Give me that!" she snarled.

She took my phone and dialed it via speed dial.

She waited.

Then, she threw the phone at me.

"Hello?" a sweet voice said.

"Hello! Yukari…?" I said.

"Minato?"

"Uh… hello, Yukari!" I said.

"Um… why are you calling?" she asked.

"I don't know… I just wanted to hear your voice…?" I winced as Minako face palmed herself.

"Uh… Thanks, I guess…" she said.

"So… uh… nice weather we're having, eh?" I said.

"Listen, Minato, I have class right now, so I need to go." She said.

"Uh… we have no classes today…" I said.

"BYE!" she hung up.

I hung my head in shame.

"Didn't go well?" she asked.

"No…" I said.

Then, Akihiko and Junpei arrived.

"Hey guys!" Minako said.

"Hello, Minako-san." Akihiko said.

"Yo, 'Nako." Junpei said.

"How was the fish?" she said.

"Ahhhh… we'd better not talk about it…" Akihiko said.

"Suit yourself."

They sat at the couch.

"So… what happened?" Junpei asked.

"Minato finally grew some balls and called the Dragon Lady." Minako said.

"Well, how did it go?" Akihiko asked.

"Awful!" Minako shouted as she guffawed.

"Haha!" Junpei laughed, "S'bad thing you don't have my skill with women… I would've bagged and tagged Yuka-tan if she was my type! I'm the Lady Killer of Gekkoukan high!" Junpei said.

We all went silent.

"Huh?! Are you high on drugs or something?" Minako said.

"Come to think of it, I think I saw Junpei drink some of the floodwater…" Akihiko muttered.

"His parent's probably dropped him a lot as a child…" Minako said.

"Nah, He probably chewed on his crib…" I said.

"Lead grills?" Minako said.

"Oh yeah." I said.

"Come on guys, gimme a break…" Junpei said.

We chatted about Lord of the Rings.

"Well, who would win in a fight? Legolas or Haldir?" I asked.

"Who the hell is Haldir?" Junpei said.

"Haldir is the Elf from the second movie who helps Rohan fight against the Orc…" Akihiko said.

"Uruk-Hai." Minako corrected.

"Gesundheit." Akihiko said.

"Hell, Legolas would shoot ten arrows faster than you can flick a fly out of a shit..." Junpei said as Minako made a disgusted sound.

"That's a nice topic, considering that I'm eating chocolate…" she mutters.

"Haldir could slice Legolas in half with his great sword!" I said.

"Yeah, take away Legolas' bow and he's nothing." Akihiko said.

"No way could Haldir win, I mean, Legolas is hotter!" Minako said, "Right Junpei?" she asked.

"Uh… I don't know 'bout that…" he said.

"Okay, now, which is the best scene in all of LOTR?" Minako asked.

"Got to be the Battle of the Last Alliance. Great battle scene." Akihiko said.

"No, no… it's got to be the Battle of Morannon." Minako said.

"The Charge of the Rohirrim is the most epic scene of all time…" I said.

"No, I like the Osgiliath scene…"

We all sounded like ubergeeks, so we decided to watch some other movies…

We then watched some killer animal movies…

After five hours of watching, we decided to eat dinner.

"Who would you think is the most dangerous animal that we watched?" Minako asked.

"Gustav. Hands down, a true serial killer." I said.

"Naw, Jaws would chew Gustav like a piece of gum…" Junpei said.

"You guys have got it all wrong, the Anaconda would hunt those two down for sport." Akihiko said.

"You guys are total dunderheads… It's pretty obvious that an Orca would enjoy eating the three of them, especially Jaws, since the Orca ate the shark at the start of the movie." Minako said.

"Well, fine, but about the serial killers… I'll change the topic, who do you think is the most dangerous serial killers in the movies?" Akihiko said.

"Hmmm… I guess Jason from Friday the 13th…" Minako said, "He'll cut you open and let you bleed as he fills a cup of your blood and drink it through his hockey mask." Minako said.

"No, no… I think the lone cannibal from the Wrong Turn series is pretty much un-killable… I mean, he's been blown up, shot, hacked and beaten, but he returned to kill them every time." I said.

"You have got to be kidding! Jigsaw from Saw is the all time killer of the world. He traps people and, technically, he doesn't even kill you." Akihiko said.

"How so?" I asked.

"Well, he gives you series of 'tests' and if you fail, you die. But if you win them, you feel much more alive." He said simply.

"That's nothing short of wanton murder." I said.

"Still scary, though…" Minako said.

"No, no,NO! I think you ALL have got it wrong… Freddy from Nightmare on Elm street is the all time winner!" Junpei said.

"Aw HELL NO! Take away Freddy's manicured fingernails and he don't stand a chance against Jason!" Minako said.

"You've got to be kidding! Take away Jason's little mask and his little garden knife and Freddy will send him back to Canada!" Junpei said.

"Oh yeah? Chuckie could rip Freddy a new asshole without even trying… Jason would rip Freddy a new vagina!" Minako said and I couldn't help but laugh.

"Hey! At least Freddy uses his claws! How about Jason? Why does he wear a mask? What does he have to hide?" Junpei argued.

"What's wrong with a mask? At least Jason ain't scared to go to a manicurist! Freddy's probably running away from his manicurist!" Minako said.

They continued bickering for the remainder of the time, then Minako went home.

"Junpei, Minato, I've hired a housekeeper to clean the house, so that Minako wouldn't be disgusted by us…" Akihiko said.

"Well, she causes 60.45% of it…" I mutter.

"Man… she's a fierce one… and her eyes… are so unsettling!" Junpei said.

"Yeah… they look like they could melt you…" Akihiko said.

"What's wrong with her eyes? I find them cute." I said.

They both looked at me.

"What?" I asked.

"You're a weird one…" Junpei said.

"Says the guy who sleeps with an Anime Pillow!" I said.

"W-What?!"

"Admit it! You sleep with a Bell Dandy pillow!" Akihiko said.

"No! It's a Kagome pillow!" He said

"See?" I said.

"H-Hey!"

I went upstairs.

"Come back here!" he shouted.

I ignored him and went to my room.

There, Minako was watching TV.

She noticed me and began writing.

NE THING NEW?

I took my sketch pad.

WE R GETTING A NUE MAID

She wrote:

KEWL WAT ELSE?

I wrote.

JUNPEI SLEEPS W/ A KAGOME PILLOW

She giggled.

INUYASHAS GONNA KICK HIS ASS!

I wrote:

IKR. WHEN R U SLEEPIN'?

She wrote:

L8R

I wrote:

IM GOING TO SLP NOW, C U 2MOROW

She wrote:

GUD NYTZKIE

I waved my hand, turned off the lights and slept.

A/N: DONE!

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