Hey there everyone, LiamTheYoshi here! And here is a new Smash Bros fanfiction, it is based off the Spongebob episode: Krusty Krab Training Video. Featuring Luminary/Eleven (I'll call him Luminary in this) from Dragon Quest XI.
Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: SUPER SMASH BROS IS OWNED BY SAKUARI, NINTENDO, SORA LTD, AND BANDAI NAMCO. SONIC IS OWNED BY SEGA. AND SPONGEBOB IS OWNED BY STEVEN HILLENBURG, NICKELODEON AND VIACOM.
Screenshots from Super Smash Bros Ultimate are shown.
"Welcome aboard." Master Hand greeted, "If you're watching this video, then let me be the first to say."
*cheering noises*
Fireworks and confetti with the word "Congratulations" appeared.
"Congratulations!" Master Hand exclaimed, "You've recently been invited to participate in the Super Smash Bros tournament and this is your first official day of training!"
"Can I go battle now?" Luminary asked, smiling excitedly.
"Oh no, you've got a lot to learn before you're ready to battle. As you can see by this graph…" The scene cuts to a giraffe, and Master Hand became angry, "I mean't, GRAPH!"
A graph is shown with a Final Smash Ball moving up the graph.
"You have been invited to one of the most exciting tournaments in Nintendo, Japan! But it didn't get that way over night…" The daytime suddenly transitions to nighttime, "...because everyone heads for bed at 10:00. "
A picture of Master Hand and the Smash Mansion behind him is shown.
"No, the story of Super Smash Bros is the story of one man's hard work, perseverance, vision, determination and sweat." The camera zooms closer to Master Hand, if looked closely, you can see some sweat, "But mostly the sweat."
From Humble Beginnings:
The scene cuts to a sepia video of a younger Master Hand, walking up to a person with a dollar.
"You may think that I, owner and founder of the Super Smash Bros tournaments, have always been the financial wizard I am today."
Master Hand shocks a person with an electrical attack, dropping the dollar.
"And you're right!"
Master Hand laughs and flew away.
"Hey! That's my cash!" Yelled the person as he waved his fist at the giant hand.
Overtime, Master and Crazy Hand faced a war that cost a lot of cash, chaos, and farewells. They were in their room, even though they don't have faces, they were sad.
"After a war, me and Crazy stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless."
Back the Smash Mansion was built, it was a retirement home with elderly people outside playing shuffleboard.
"But then this luck changed when I acquired a bankrupt retirement home and with a rebuild and some alterations…"
Master Hand paints the giant Smash Bros logo with a bucket full of red paint, on a sign outside.
"...Super Smash Brothers was born!"
*Baby Mario crying noises*
The scene transitions to a Final Smash Ball with a light shining on it.
"Sounds like a lot of…" Master Hand explained before a voice interrupted him.
"Whoopla!" Exclaimed the voice offscreen.
"Sounds like a lot of…" Master Hand was interrupted, AGAIN.
"Whoopla!" The voice exclaimed, AGAIN.
"Sounds like a…" Master Hand growled as the voice ONCE AGAIN, interrupted him.
"Whoopla!" It was revealed that it was Waluigi interrupting Master Hand, "Whoopla!"
Someone off screen throws a fake Final Smash Ball at Waluigi, sending him flying.
"WAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaah!"
The screen scrolls back to the Final Smash Ball.
"Sounds like a lot of Whoopla to make over a battle, right?" Master Hand chuckled before screaming, "WRONG!"
Super Smash Brothers today:
A series of screenshots from all Smash Bros games are shown, then it cuts to a view of the Smash Park where the fighters were greeting their friends, eating a snack, playing a video game on the Nintendo Switch, 3DS, GBC, or GBA, etc.
"To keep up with today's battles, no expense has been spared to acquire all the latest achievements in technology."
"This here is some advanced items that can be used to help you battle." Master Hand showed the items in the closet, "Don't touch them unless you're battling."
Master Hand then pointed to a giant screen 4K HDTV.
"Here you can see our TV screen for people to see the battle," he explained, "Also for reveal trailers on who is joining Super Smash Bros as DLC or newcomers for a new tournament."
Master Hand is now holding a box of Assist Trophies.
"These are high-quality Assist Trophies for some assistance, not confirmed for DLC."
Master Hand then pointed to some rooms, they looked like rooms from a hotel.
"This here are rooms where everyone stays and sleeps for the next days to come, everyone needs a place to sleep anyways."
Master Hand is back in the battlefield.
"And most importantly," Master Hand then grabbed a Final Smash Ball, "You'll get a state-of-the-art Final Smash Ball, which can be used to activate a Final Smash. Now, are you gonna do something or do absolutely nothing 'cause I ain't waiting."
Luminary is standing there when a Super Star, Hammer, Assist Trophy, a Joy-Con, and a Final Smash Ball appeared around him.
"All of this modernization seems a little overwhelming, doesn't it?", Master Hand asked as thee items spin around Luminary, "Well, luckily for you, the fear of Badnik overlords keeps the balance of technology in check."
The items disappear and suddenly, a cheery Luminary is standing next to grumpy Wario.
"But if modernization is the heart of Super Smash Bros, then fighters are the liver and gallbladder. Let's see if you got what it takes."
A close up of Luminary is seen, smiling happily.
"Hmm, poised, confident, and a smile that says, "Hello world! Are you ready to battle?" You've got the makings of a great fighter, Mr. Luminary. "
Then a close up of Wario is seen, he is frowning in annoyance.
"But for every good employee, there is one who is not so good. Let's see, inattentive, impatient, a glazed look in the eyes. Look carefully at the "I Really Wish No One Is Around Or Near Me!" button. There's a name for fighters like this, but we'll call him Wario."
"I heard that! PAY UP!" Wario yelled and held his hand up.
"Sorry, can't hear you!" Master Hand ignored Wario as the next step is seen.
Training:
"Does this mean I get to battle now?" Luminary asked.
"No, you can't battle yet," Master Hand told him, "Not without understanding the phrase, SMASH.
"SMASH?" Luminary asked in confusion.
"Once you understand SMASH, you'll understand your place at Super Smash Bros. But what does SMASH mean?" Master Hand questioned as Luminary shrugs his arms.
"It's actually a carefully organized code. Watch closely: Stupendous Made Awesome Super Heroes.
"Oh, SMASH!"
"Looks like Mr. Luminary understands SMASH." Master Hand then transitioned the scene to a real life store, "Here's a typical customer. Wondering what he wants to buy? Well, if we just remember SMASH, we can figure it out."
"I'd like to order-" the customer was interrupted as the screen freezes to a quiz.
"Do you think he's going to order:
A: A copy of Fortnite?
B: A copy of Call of Duty?
or C: A copy of a Super Smash Bros game?"
"One copy of Super Smash Bros Ultimate." The customer answered.
"Ah, SMASH! You never let us down! Now that you understand SMASH, I bet you think you're ready to battle!" Master Hand cheered.
"Yes!" Luminary replied happily as he was panting and runing towards the Final Smash Ball, but once he gets too close, he gets splattered cartoonishly with a fly swatter.
"Ha-ha! Not so fast, Eager McBeaver. We haven't even talked about:"
Personal Hygiene:
Luminary is now in front of a sink.
"Every fighter at Super Smash Bros must comply with a strict set of personal hygiene guidelines." Master Hand turned to Luminary, "Okay, Mr. Luminary, are you ready to prepare for your day?"
Luminary gives a thumbs up as he washes his hands
"A good fighter always washes himself thoroughly. So be sure to get under those fingernails." Luminary nods and washes his hands a bit harder, "And don't forget about the knuckles."
Luminary washes even harder.
"And make sure those palms are squeaky clean," Master Hand finished as Luminary washes the hardest he can, "All right, let's see those hands.
Luminary held up his arms but they were invisible from washing so much.
"Now that's thorough!" Master Hand chuckled, "After making sure your boots are polished, your face is clear of any blemishes or boils, and your hair is neat and tidy,"
Luminary sprays a little hairspray on his hair to make it straight, and moves it in an anime fashion (along with a pink aura around the screen and sparkles flying everywhere).
"You are ready to start the day!" Master Hand finished as the scene transitions to a bathroom stall, "Now let's see how Wario prepares his day."
One of the bathroom stall doors opens to show Wario sitting on the toilet with PS4 on his lap. He then notices that people are looking at him.
"DO YOU MIND, WARIO IS TRYING TO BEAT HIS HIGH SCORE PRIVATELY!" Wario screamed
"Wario, is that a PS4?!" Master Hand asked as Wario laughed nervously, tossed the PS4, replaced it with a Nintendo Switch, and shuts the stall door shut.
"Remember, no fighter wants to be a Wario!" Master Hand warned the viewers, "Now that you're clean and hygienic, I bet you think you're ready to battle!"
Lumimary yelled excitedly as a Double Cherry from Super Mario 3D World fell and multiplied into mini versions of himself.
"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!", He doubles himself into more mini Luminary's until fly swatters splat all of them cartoonishly on the screen.
"Whoa there! We have a few more topics to cover first." Master Hand exclaimed.
Your Room:
Luminary is now vacuuming his room.
"It's important to keep your room tidy and free of droppings. But a clean room is only part of the job. To make the vision in your head a reality, you'll need supplies. And a good fighter always keeps his supplies well-organized."
Luminary opens up a cabinet, then opens the bottom drawer to reveal a bunch of folders with names of cleaning supplies on there.
"Very nice, Mr. Luminary, not a punch out of place!" Master Hand congratulated him, "Now let's see how Wario room is done."
Wario's room is covered in condiments sauces, garlic, and smelled like a fart. The lazy plumber is sprawled out sleeping with a Nintendo Switch and 3DS on his face and a "Do not disturb" sign hanging on his left feet. He wakes up.
"Hmm? OH MY GO-!" Wario fell on the floor. The lamp in his table falls and conks him in the head, "OOF!"
"Don't worry, Wario, Mr. Luminary can clean your room for you." Master Hand told Wario, "Now that your room is lookin' good, perhaps you think you're ready to battle!"
Luminary barks like a dog then runs around the room.
"Calm down!" Master Hand laughed as he threw a Super Spicy Curry at him, Luminary grabs it with his teeth and chomped it. However, a cartoonish fiery explosion occurred and burn't his mouth, "There's plenty of time left. We have to make sure you're ready for the psychological aspect of the job: Interfacing with me!"
Luminary is walking up to Master Hand in his office.
"Master Hand, can I please have a buff?" Luminary asked.
"No." Master Hand replied, "But good job, Mr. Luminary."
"Can I battle ple-" Luminary is unable to finish his sentence as the scene cuts to Yoshi walking to the Smash Lunch Room.
"Now we go from behind the scenes to the front lines, where we'll examine an important aspect in the Smash Mansion, helping out." Master Hand explained offscreen as Yoshi stopped scared from where the voice was coming from.
"Who said that?" Yoshi asked, "Are you a ghost?"
"Super Smash Brothers may have a fighting genre, but it's also a place where you can make friends." Master Hand continued as Bowser walked to the line where Yoshi was.
"Bowser, the ceiling is talking to me!" Yoshi panicked.
"Are you going to get something or just make friends with the paneling?" Bowser grumbled.
"Uhh... I'll have an uhh... uhh... uhh... ah…", Yoshi fell asleep and snores until Bowser roars at him causing him to wake up, "Huh? What's that?"
"Yoshi, scram somewhere else!" Bowser roared.
"Ah-ah-ah, Bowser, remember what I said earlier." A cut-out of Master Hand is seen, with the sentence saying, "Super Smash Brothers may have a fighting genre, but it's also a place where you can make friends."
"The ceiling is right, Bowser.", Yoshi told him, "You're not a very good friend to anyone, except for your own villain friends."
"Fine. What are you gonna pick? CHOOSE WISELY!" Bowser roared.
"I'll have uhh... uhhhh... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…" Yoshi droned out as Bowser growled angrily, steam came out of his ears and nose.
"We'll check up on these two later. Right now, it's important that we discuss an emergency situation!"
Emergency Situation:
"Safety is the #1 priority in Super Smash Brothers, despite the battles. And items are also to be protected so there isn't any trouble. It's up to you to be the watchful eyes of... What's this?"
Suddenly Dr. Eggman came and attacked Sonic, stealing the Chaos Emeralds.
"It's Sonic's enemy, Dr. Eggman!" Master Hand exclaimed offscreen.
"Eat my microscopic dust, Sonic the Idiot-hog! Your Chaos Emeralds are finally mine!
"He's stealing the Chaos Emeralds! What are you going to do, Mr. Luminary?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MASTER HAND! SONIC!" Luminary screams and runs to find Master Hand.
Eventually, Master Hand and Sonic sped up to Eggman as he flew fast.
"You'll never catch me, Sonic! Not after I switch into maximum overdrive!"
However, Sonic was faster and he spin-jumped on Eggman's Eggmobile and it exploded.
"I knew I should've gotten the turbo." Eggman sighed, "Hear me, you retched Hedgehog! You'll take these Emeralds from me when you pry it from my cold, dead…"
Master Hand picks up Eggman's Eggmobile, and he throws him back to his hideout.
"I HATE THAT GIANT HAND, ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!" Eggman screamed angrily.
"And so, another emergency is avoided, thanks to Mr. Luminary." Master Hand gave the viewers a thumbs-up.
Back to Bowser and Yoshi: Yoshi is still droning, and Bowser looks annoyed
"Let's check in on Bowser again." Master Hand sent a signal to Bowser, "Psst, Bowser."
"Huh?" Bowser mumbled.
"Just remember, SMASH." Master Hand explained to Bowser.
"Yoshi, if I could make a suggestion. Why don't you just order a Banana Split?"
"That's a great idea, Bowser! Luigi, I'll have one Banana Split please."
"Will that be small or big?" Luigi asked Yoshi
"DON'TSAYTHATYOULITTLEGREENPIECEOFS-" Bowser exclaimed so quickly you could almost not hear what he is saying, but it was too late.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…" Yoshi droned again,
Bowser just gave up. He walked towards the Drink Machine, and banged his head on it. Causing the machine to spill a huge amount of drink flavors.
"Hang in there, Bowser, it's all part of helping out." Master Hand reassured, Now that you've learned the basics of your training, it's time for the moment you've been waiting for!"
Master Hand begun to sing as a Final Smash Ball zoomed in slowly.
"Da-da-da-da-da-da-daa, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daa, Da-da-da-da-da-da-daa Da-da-da-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daa, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daa, tssshh Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daa-da-da-da-da-daa, Ti-ta-ti-ti-ta-ti-ti-ta-ta-ta-la-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-la-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-la-ba-ba-baa, Ti-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ti-taa, Ti-ta-ti-li," He gasps a bit before resuming, "Ti-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ti-ta-ti-ti-ta-ti-ti-taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Preparing for your first battle!"
"At the center of every great dynasty is the crown jewel, which keeps it alive and thriving! For Super Smash Brothers, this is the stage." Master Hand explained as Luminary shakes his arms excitedly, "And now you, the humble fighter of the roster, the all too necessary human resource that keeps these battles afloat will earn the sacred secrets of how to battle with your very own hands…"
Luminary gasps in joy excitedly as what Master Hand says happens to him.
"The sumptuous, the lip moistening, spine tingling, heart stopping pleasure center that is your first battle! Are you ready?" Master Hand asked and Luminary nods excitedly, Are you sure?" Luminary nods so hard that his hair becomes messed up.
"Okay! Your first battle opponent is-" Master Hand was about to announce until everything froze and...
The software was closed because an error occurred.
OK.
It was revealed that Luminary was watching the video on his Nintendo Switch, along with Eight, Solo, Arceus/Erdrick, Joker, Banjo, Kazooie, Terry Bogard, the two Byleth's, and Min-Min.
"DANG IT!" They all exclaimed, ending the episode.
Well, that's a wrap!
Thanks for reading this parody episode, this was based off Krusty Krab Training Video, originally based off Spongebob Squarepants. However, this isn't the first TV show parody I've made that had Smash Bros, that goes to Shipping Chaos (feel free to read it if you didn't), which was originally based off the Gumball episode: The Shippening.
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